Shitting in the shallow end. *Arse friends Electric*

[loserone]

2 minutes ago, Jim Bell said:

few in and outs. 

This one IS a euphemism 

[Jim Bell]

 

The end. 

Roll credits. 

 

 

 

[PicantoJon]

An Audi that isn't depression grey or an SUV, or both. 

Must be a counterfeit. 

[Marshall2810]

1 hour ago, Jim Bell said:

letting me meet his fabulous Jack Russell terrier. 

He asked to see my growler so, flattered I obliged....

Good to meet you too @Jim Bell Look after yourself and the smoll Audi, all the best 

 

[bezzabsa]

why does it have an OHFUCK handle on the passenger side??? is it that quick???

[Schaefft]

Excellent purchase, I was tempted by it myself, what a glorious choice of color for an A2. I genuinely hope to see this at Twixfest!

[loserone]

32 minutes ago, Schaefft said:

glorious choice of color for an A2.

I keep passing a brown one just outside Alston

[NorthernMonkey]

7 minutes ago, loserone said:

I keep passing a brown one just outside Alston

I passed one whilst sat in @gms Exocet, just after he went over that humpbacked bridge… 😳

[loserone]

I meant an A2

[High Jetter]

1 hour ago, loserone said:

I meant an A2

Mine are never that big!

[Jim Bell]

SPOT THE DIFFERENCE COMPETITION.

Can you spot the 18 differences and win a twix?

 

 

[GeordieInExile]

That's a beaut and I'm glad it's in the North East now. 

If you get bored of it within the next four weeks and fancy swapping it for a needy French luxury car, let me know...

[Jim Bell]

1 minute ago, Jim Bell said:

SPOT THE DIFFERENCE COMPETITION.

Can you spot the 18 differences and win a twix?

 

 

[Jim Bell]

1 minute ago, GeordieInExile said:

That's a beaut and I'm glad it's in the North East now. 

If you get bored of it within the next four weeks and fancy swapping it for a needy French luxury car, let me know...

Sadly, my balls are not big enough for luxury gallic motoring. 

They're more like silverskins, metaphorically speaking. As opposed to full sized onions. 

 

And that's not racist. 

[garbaldy]

1 hour ago, Jim Bell said:

Can you spot the 18 differences and win a twix?

There's only one though.  Your clearly wearing a Russian hat in the first pic. 

[High Jetter]

1 hour ago, Jim Bell said:

SPOT THE DIFFERENCE COMPETITION.

Can you spot the 18 differences and win a twix?

 

 

Not even gonna try if you've already scoffed it!.🤣

[Stanky]

Have you taken the ACTUAL BONNET right off yet, like some sort of crazed supervillain? Ideally while a group of people walk by, and you yell "right, I've had enough of your antics!", pull the bonnet clean off and throw it over a hedge.

[Jim Bell]

6 hours ago, Stanky said:

Have you taken the ACTUAL BONNET right off yet, like some sort of crazed supervillain? Ideally while a group of people walk by, and you yell "right, I've had enough of your antics!", pull the bonnet clean off and throw it over a hedge.

Not yet. I'm might take it off and bungee cord it to the roof, Roadkill style at some point so I look like a drag racer on cooldown. 

[tooSavvy]

Welcome to the 'rust belt'*

... *OK, so not Aberdeen 🙄

Cute 👍

🚙💨

[Tayne]

7 hours ago, Jim Bell said:

Not yet. I'm might take it off and bungee cord it to the roof, Roadkill style at some point so I look like a drag racer on cooldown. 

Mine overheated all the time so I grew to hate that removable bonnet.

[Jim Bell]

2 minutes ago, Tayne said:

Mine overheated all the time so I grew to hate that removable bonnet.

Ah that sucks man. Fingers crossed no overheating woes for me. Touch wood. 

[Tayne]

Same engine but yours is 5 years newer than mine was so hopefully you’ll be ok.

The wipers can rock the car (we proved that in @gm’s driveway) but you only really notice from outside.

Also, the mystery object in the boot is a weight for stability.

[loserone]

You know a car design is advanced when it has ballast like a boat

[Stinkwheel]

23 hours ago, Marshall2810 said:

letting me meet his fabulous Jack Russell terrier. 

Can concur, @Marshall2810 wee dog is a great fella. He's not a bad chap himself,  would happily trade in shite cars with again

Well bought @Jim Bell, one of the few later than year 2000 Audis i actually quite like

[Tayne]

1 hour ago, loserone said:

You know a car design is advanced when it has ballast like a boat

This was around the same time as the first gen TT, the one Audi had to recall and add a spoiler after a series of fatal car crashes.

[Schaefft]

6 hours ago, loserone said:

You know a car design is advanced when it has ballast like a boat

Create economy car from aluminium to maximize fuel economy, add weight back so it's not dangerous to drive. Brilliant.

[GC97]

Ah, it was you I spotted this evening. That makes 4 A2s in the local area, that seems like a lot these days.

Will give you a flash if I spot you whilst in the K11 or Proton

[Jim Bell]

2 minutes ago, GC97 said:

Ah, it was you I spotted this evening. That makes 4 A2s in the local area, that seems like a lot these days.

Will give you a flash if I spot you whilst in the K11 or Proton

Is it a little dark k11? Think I might have passed you in a yellow panda a couple of times. 

[gm]

have you noticed that the weird curve in the rear window distorts your vision and makes ‘normal’ audis look like A2s ?

particularly early A3s and A4s, i was regularly tricked into thinking i was in some sort of weird, tall, skinny audi convoy

 

[GC97]

17 hours ago, Jim Bell said:

Is it a little dark k11? Think I might have passed you in a yellow panda a couple of times. 

It's a white pre-facelift. I've definitely seen your panda around too