Shitting in the shallow end. *A2 fixes*

[Jim Bell]

Really must dash and raise the PC. Coffee goes straight through me like a hot knife through mother. 

The entry code is 7674.

 

Well that's weird. I'm an open minded lad though so I'll give it a whirl.  Apparently there's two types of poo you can have here. 

 

Not sure which one to press.......

 

 

 

PANIC!

 

[Agila]

That's not Kev from Chesterfield is it?😄

[rml2345]

Was hoping for a curveball re-engined UAZ 452 but a Ssangyong is quite impressive.

Chodspeed young Jim, may the poo count rise without difficulty.

[Agila]

100 pages of totally enjoyable bollocks.

Congrats.

[Jim Bell]

I've just heard someone tell their mate that there's a man in crocs that's almost completely bare selling whelks out by the 20mph zone. 

I'm gonna go and have a look. 

 

 

 

Oh! Bear, not bare. That makes more sense. 

 

Got a nice bad of Whelks for a decent price though. 

 

 

 

[Out Run]

[Jim Bell]

The emergency services round here have quite the specific remit. 

 

 

Got some great shops though. 

 

 

[Jimbob McGregor]

My, you have heathy bowels.

[Jim Bell]

1 minute ago, Jimbob McGregor said:

My, you have heathy bowels.

You don't have to smell it. 

[brownnova]

Its not the tour bus of a really shit Earth wind and fire tribute band is it? 

[bangernomics]

Needs more tracksuit.

[Jimbob McGregor]

3 minutes ago, Jim Bell said:

You don't have to smell it. 

Thankfully I’m too far west of you. 
You’d better not leave one in the Panda.

[Jim Bell]

Getting close now so I'll update when I'm fully inside it. 

[Agila]

13 minutes ago, Jim Bell said:

You don't have to smell it. 

Never been more thankful for a WSW wind direction.

[Jim Bell]

Oh. And some of you might appreciate the reg. 

Runs on anything. WVO 2 VEG. 

The entire spectrum of sustainable fuels for the woke gentleman with empty pockets around town. 

[Out Run]

40 minutes ago, Jim Bell said:

Oh. And some of you might appreciate the reg. 

Runs on anything. WVO 2 VEG. 

The entire spectrum of sustainable fuels for the woke gentleman with empty pockets around town. 

There she is 💪🏻
 

Oooh fwiend. Car fwiend. 👍🏻👍🏻

[Jim Bell]

[Out Run]

2 minutes ago, Jim Bell said:

[Insert silver Ford KA, in this stylee]

[High Jetter]

1 hour ago, Jim Bell said:

Oh. And some of you might appreciate the reg. 

Runs on anything. WVO 2 VEG. 

The entire spectrum of sustainable fuels for the woke gentleman with empty pockets around town. 

I trust you will not be  attempting to straighten that plate? Hope all goes to plan on return leg.

[Out Run]

What a day! Does it get any... No point continuing that sentence.

Two 290 Rexton's in the same place, perplexing stickers and a drag race, no less.

I've piloted this mighty beast and the results are favourable. Silent as a fish and goes like a great.

She's so refined. It's like chalk and cheese, comparing it with mine.

WELCOME 2 SSANGYONG NE ENTHUSIASTS VND M8

Member count: 2

[Jim Bell]

24 minutes ago, Out Run said:

What a day! Does it get any... No point continuing that sentence.

Two 290 Rexton's in the same place, perplexing stickers and a drag race, no less.

I've piloted this mighty beast and the results are favourable. Silent as a fish and goes like a great.

She's so refined. It's like chalk and cheese, comparing it with mine.

WELCOME 2 SSANGYONG NE ENTHUSIASTS VND M8

Member count: 2

I think the drag race would have been even more even if you had a clutch. They were neck and neck!

[Jim Bell]

Tradition the fifth. 

Derv station shot (hopefully not many trips here). 

 

[Out Run]

Just now, Jim Bell said:

I think the drag race would have been even more even if you had a clutch. They were neck and neck!

Clutches are for wimps and losers. As are accurately selecting gear levers. Or something. 👀 

My straight through system gives no gainz. It just makes me smile, as the 5 banger reverberates off walls etc.

You can hold a civilised convo in yours and you even have a rear carpet! Ooh la la.

[Jim Bell]

 

 

[Jim Bell]

[Jim Bell]

I love it. It rides nice, is actually refined (ish) and everything seems to work. 

It's a decent drive all round. 

[Jim Bell]

It was diagnosed as down on power a bit compared to the red one and there was a touch of kangarooing at low speed. A dangling vacuum line was spotted by @Out Run and after a quick look at the red one for reference, was reconnected. Free power gains!

 

 

[Jim Bell]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[dome]

You absolute winner.

As I said in @Out Runs thread for his, I looked long and hard for one of these based on his experiences but when I couldn't find one I had to settle for an inferior Range Rover

[Jim Bell]

Cool back door has opening glass too.