Shitting in the shallow end. *A2 fixes*

[Lacquer Peel]

I'm not sure you'd fit in a Kitten. 

[Jim Bell]

At base camp, I shouted encouragement up to the north and looked at my favourite lucky football sticker. 

 

 

[Jim Bell]

1 minute ago, Lacquer Peel said:

I'm not sure you'd fit in a Kitten. 

Those charges were never proven and the RSPCA had to drop the case. Dunno why you're even bringing it up. 

[Jim Bell]

With nothing to do but hop from foot to foot waggling all of my fingers in excitement, I decided to go on a collection mission IN MY MIND. 

[Jim Bell]

It's a long way to the car so best get a crack on. 

With the no kissing rule still in effect, I shook the dogs hand and patted the missus on the boob, then up the road for the bus. 

This looks like mine. 

 

 

Single to the station please driver. On your largest and most absorbent ticket. 

[Jim Bell]

Love travelling on busses. You learn so much. 

[Jim Bell]

The train was pretty boring. Just what you'd expect from a train. This lad looked like he was enjoying himself though. 

[Jim Bell]

Half way between Cramlington and Berwick I had to use the smallest room. .....

 

 

Why not. 

What's the worst that could happen?

 

 

Crap. 

[Jim Bell]

Off the train, only a short walk through the estate and over the motorway. 

A bit boring but there was plenty of light reading available on the way. 

 

 

True. 

 

 

 

Maybe. 

 

 

Pass.

 

 

Obviously. 

 

 

 

[loserone]

C L P C forever

[Jim Bell]

Didn't pack any lunch for the journey but I do have a couple of tricks up my sleeve. 

 

 

Sorry, I should have said that with a lisp. Can I try again?

 

*Clears thought*

I DO HAVE A COUPLE OF TWIX UP MY SLEEVE. 

*waits for laughs*

[loserone]

I hope they're the kind of fake twix you win for bringing the second best 405 to a car show

[Jim Bell]

2 minutes ago, loserone said:

C L P C forever

Agree. 

Walked past the egg place on the way.

Guess how many eggs. 

.

.

.

.

Wrong. The correct answer was of course:

[Jim Bell]

Meanwhile. In the real world, the car had been reached and started. 

Listen to the good noise. 

[Ghosty]

I'm pretty sure that Tercel's for sale, so I R DISSAPOINT, but a Cav is still cool. 

[Jim Bell]

7 minutes ago, Ghosty said:

I'm pretty sure that Tercel's for sale, so I R DISSAPOINT, but a Cav is still cool. 

Mate, I'm dissapointing almost constantly. 

[Jim Bell]

From the epic noise, it's most HOBBVIOUSLY one of dem ting. 

 

A rare old horse these days and a classic, classic lump of fun. 

[loserone]

11 minutes ago, Ghosty said:

I'm pretty sure that Tercel's for sale, so I R DISSAPOINT, but a Cav is still cool. 

Apparently he's got a car we've both owned, too.

[Jim Bell]

Collection Team Alfa passed the BLUE BATON on to delivery team Delta (@laquerpeel) who popped 50p worth of finest air into the rear tyres. 

One was at 5psi. The other wasn't much greater.

The price has gone up, but that's inflation for you. 

 

 

 

[Cavcraft]

Add veg, turn up the boost, win at life.

[Barry Cade]

A 127 😍

And R2D2 talking to a guy in a proper Mini...in 1 Pic? 

[loserone]

Just now, Barry Cade said:

R2D2

C3PO, surely?

[Barry Cade]

Just now, loserone said:

C3PO, surely?

Maybe.. I've never seen Blake 7.. 😄

[The Moog]

From the epic noise, it's most HOBBVIOUSLY one of dem ting. 

 
A rare old horse these days and a classic, classic lump of fun. 

Oh FFS. Only other car I would have over a pug diesel... Starts saving for roffle tickets.

[Lacquer Peel]

I returned home this morning after a shift at work to find some Vauxhall keys stuffed through my letterbox and a VAUXHALL parked outside my flat. Mysterious!

[sdkrc]

4 minutes ago, Barry Cade said:

A 127 😍

And R2D2 talking to a guy in a proper Mini...in 1 Pic? 

Did you see the Ital estate in the background?

The guy has his priorities straight af

[Jim Bell]

Please view it in all of its glory through the lense of @Lacquer Peels experience in this selection of socially distanced photographs. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My oh my how Vauxhall's have grown. And gotten worse. 

 

 

[stuboy]

a swanky GLS

[Jim Bell]

1 minute ago, Nyphur said:

Did these ever compete in the BTCC? Its got that look about it.

Think Clelland had a white one?

[Jim Bell]

Just now, stuboy said:

a swanky GLS

On gsi wheels no less.