Travelled and Collected

[The Moog]

I will be collecting today.

 

First I have done a sleep

 

Breakfast

 

No longer got paper tickets - got funky digital ones

 

Insert generic complaint about things aren't as good as they used to be with technology.

 

First I have to take this furry thing to the furry thing doctors. He looks pleased

[Jim Bell]

Are it a prebrexit British sallon car?

[The Moog]

Are it a prebrexit British sallon car?

Sounds a fair description - I am quite excited.

 

I love a new car. This takes me to n+2

[eddyramrod]

Are it a prebrexit British sallon car?

No, it's a dog.  Come on man, have you not learned the difference yet?

[Twiggy]

Sod the car - I hope the dog`s ok.

[Bren]

^^ what he said. How is dog?

[tooSavvy]

Car is a dog....

 

[getscoat]

[oldcars]

I will be collecting today.

 

First I have done a sleep

 

Breakfast

 

No longer got paper tickets - got funky digital ones

 

Insert generic complaint about things aren't as good as they used to be with technology.

 

First I have to take this furry thing to the furry thing doctors. He looks pleased

3 hours listening to REM would make me sleep for ever.

[The Moog]

Dog is ok. He has got some big lumps on back leg.

 

Once fur was shaved off it's clear he has just got a small cut on it which is a relief.

 

Plaster plus a cone of shame should fix it.

 

He is excited by the news.

 

Now dreaming of Rover 800s.

 

TTD - 14:36

[Jim Bell]

Good boy. Atdnbe.

[Jim Bell]

Well I can see why you didn't get much deep sleep. During the night you listened to three hours of REM.

[Bucketeer]

Don't let the sad dog face fool you, he's a moron.

Trying to lick his own leg off is just part off his dastardly plan to make Moog pay for shipping his favourite Rover 800 dog bed off to the farm.

 

If you're reading this Rufus, I'm only joking.

[SRi05]

Well I can see why you didn't get much deep sleep. During the night you listened to three hours of REM.

This made me snort louder than it really should have

[Supernaut]

Perhaps Moog is more of a daysleeper.

 

 

 

 

 

I'll get my coat.

[loserone]

Let's hope Mr purple barges doesn't recommend a radio station for this collection.

[Jim Bell]

Take care in the cornes. Take care with the fog light and with the ignition.

 

 

To the tune of Losing my Religion.

[The Moog]

It's the end of the line as we know it...

 

 

Fully techonologed up station

[Twiggy]

Dog is ok. He has got some big lumps on back leg.

 

Once fur was shaved off it's clear he has just got a small cut on it which is a relief.

 

Plaster plus a cone of shame should fix it.

 

He is excited by the news.

 

 

That`s excellent news - you may now get on with the collection ! ! !

[The Moog]

And we are off

 

 

The carriage is full of excitement

 

The virgin trains app is pretty cool. Not only does it do tickets it also tracks your journey

[Ghosty]

You shouldn't have posted that, now nobody will bother checking the thread for three hours.

[hairnet]

I R doing a travel too

 

Bus imminent

[skattrd]

We're heading towards each other on separate collections, it's a shame we won't pass, or I would have waved.

 

Good luck intrepid traveller.

[Bucketeer]

The virgin trains app is pretty cool.

You and I have very different definitions of cool.

[The Moog]

You and I have very different definitions of cool.

Yes but who is cooler?

[The Moog]

You shouldn't have posted that, now nobody will bother checking the thread for three hours.

I am not sure it is that popular even before that point!

[hairnet]

I R doing a travel too

Bus imminent

Some sorta 6 seater toyota bfo petrol thing she gassed from some lights and it flew

[Bucketeer]

Yes but who is cooler?

Definitely the man with an app to tell him when he's sleeping.

[The Moog]

Definitely the man with an app to tell him when he's sleeping.

Exactly. I had to ask Siri but she confirmed it!

 

Arrived at Preston. The Paris of the north west

[The Moog]

Some light reading

 

 

Will let anyone on the train nowadays

 

Although the girl next to me who is telling all her friends about the other slag she knows who is pregnant is erm interesting. Apparently it happened in spain.

[The Moog]

Last train of the trip - seats the colour of quality street

 

And interesting advertising

 

Nothing welcomes a northern fellow to southern climes more than a man in budgie smugglers with a skin complaint.