Event AS In The Community: The Association of Associated MASSIVs: SVR 1/1/19

[beko1987]

Someone mentioned the Auction Game?

What is this, and how do I fail to win at it?

 

Also, does Cannock auctions have a generous car park, and will I have to pay?

 

[/things I could possibly Google]

The car park is big, but you've got to be careful to park in the right place! Otherwise you might suddenly richer but walking...

[outlaw118]

Myself and Blind Trev are checked in, now off for pie fiasco. Will attend bar if we can fit into the car afterwards

 

 

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[chaseracer]

Myself and Blind Trev are checked in, now off for pie fiasco.

 

P, OINH... 

[brownnova]

So... what time is this breakfast meet up and what time is the auction if we don’t manage to offload the young’un early enough for brekky....

 

We’ll be in the noisy Mazda owing to the Saab having brake issues....

[clayts450]

Someone mentioned the Auction Game?

What is this, and how do I fail to win at it?

 

 

A pre-determined number of categories of car type will be listed. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, will be to find the lot that will fetch the lowest price for each category. The total value of your chosen lots (lowest is winnah) will determine whether you really are a true Shiter, or some Johnny Come Lately who believes a Rolls Royce Silver Shadow will be the lowest value lot sold in the 'everyday hatchback' category. Other luxurious marques which will never grace the doorstep of Cannock are available.

 

Alternatively, accidentally buy something and you automatically win Autoshite.

 

Don't worry, far easier than it sounds. No* handy tips will be provided by your competitors whatsoever as to when the likely lowest value bids will be successful.

[Pillock]

Auction kicks off at 11am, if the game is being played you probably want to be there about quarter to do you can scout out the winning choices before they start spluttering through the Shed of Hope.

 

There's normally folk eating yummy breakfast from 9.30 or so. It's only 5 mins from bangers* to bangers**

 

* Sausages

 

** Shit cars

[clayts450]

And then another 10 days to bangers***

 

 

*** Fucking fireworks

[andy18s]

 

Alternatively, accidentally buy something and you automatically win Autoshite..

As s previous "winner" of this award I should mention the Clio I bought for the daughter has been moved on and replaced with a SportKa....

[Ghosty]

What's this bar? I'll see you there about 9/10 if anyones still about.

[davidfowler2000]

I have arrived at the hotel. Anyone about?

[beko1987]

What's this bar? I'll see you there about 9/10 if anyones still about.

Oh yea Ghosty, I got an email this morning warning 'me' that the breakfast runs out really quickly, so it's best to reserve a table upon check in... don't forget will you, you dont want to miss the yummy travelodge breakfast!

 

Remember, your Sam Watson, if they ask for 'your' address it's on the email down the bottom, best gen up on it before going in. I didnt give a car reg when booking so you'll be fine there

[dollywobbler]

Aye. Three of us. Into the Beefeater, immediate left.

[Tamworthbay]

Good luck guys, hope you all have a great day. I am roped in to drop daughter off at her first aid course and am then knee deep in building type crap.

[brownnova]

Child dropping organised should make breakfast barring traffic disasters.

[Pillock]

Remember, your Sam Watson, if they ask for 'your' address it's on the email down the bottom, best gen up on it before going in. I didnt give a car reg when booking so you'll be fine there

 

I honestly think you're overestimating the shit that any Travelodge employee has given about who is checking in under what name and what they're going to get up to! Generally speaking if they don't have a tidal wave of sacrificial blood from under the door, they're just happy to take your cash

[beko1987]

I got asked once, just making sure!

 

The other 99% of the time I just said 'room for Watson' and got handed the key though

[Richard]

Isn't it the Premier Inn?

[Ghosty]

Aye. Three of us. Into the Beefeater, immediate left.

Not sure if you're still there but as I've only just arrived etc I'm going to call it a night. I hate 50 limits at night.

[Inspector Morose]

I honestly think you're overestimating the shit that any Travelodge employee has given about who is checking in under what name and what they're going to get up to! Generally speaking if they don't have a tidal wave of sacrificial blood from under the door, they're just happy to take your cash

I have been Samantha Davies, Claire McLeod and Holly Hitchinson on more than one occasion this year.

[Floatylight]

I is much excite, looking forward to meeting the Massiv tomorrow

 

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[Inspector Morose]

You will be disappointed.

[SiC]

Balls. Only just seen this thread. Mrs SiC is off doing her own thing at her friends hen-do this weekend, leaving me free. Bit late now as I'm all prepped for getting on with more welding tomorrow.

[clayts450]

Checks weather forecast for Brizzle tomorrow. Notes 'mostly sunny'. Deffo* not welding weather then. See you at 9.30 ish

[AnthonyG]

It’s also meant to be the first cold weekend of the autumn, perfect to warm up by standing around 15 year diesels.

 

That shed is like smoking 200 fags in under 2 hrs, or living alongside the A40 in London, where you can literally see the trees dying as you sit in the queue adding to the problem.

[SiC]

Checks weather forecast for Brizzle tomorrow. Notes 'mostly sunny'. Deffo* not welding weather then. See you at 9.30 ish

I know. Tough decision.

 

If it was peeing it down, the decision to go would be easy. However I need to grab all the nice days I can get if I'm going to have any chance of finishing the welding this year.

 

Really would like to go, but I really want to get on with welding.

 

I'm only an hour and half or so away, so can easily come down next time. Could go in the MGB too. Maybe...

[Pillock]

I have been Samantha Davies, Claire McLeod and Holly Hitchinson on more than one occasion this year.

Five inch heels and a dark alleyway?

[rantingYoof]

I is much excite, looking forward to meeting the Massiv tomorrow

 

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Ditto. I've only met Mr Hubnut and very briefly Mr Fowler so I'll be the one climbing out the Lexus and looking generally terrified.

[Inspector Morose]

Think of the worst stereotype of “person behind an internet persona”

 

Yeah, that.

 

See you tomorrow.

[Pillock]

Think of the worst stereotype of “person behind an internet persona”

 

Yeah, that.

 

See you tomorrow.

Five inch blade and a dark alleyway?

[Inspector Morose]

Yup, the nights are drawing in.