For Sale Dave Numbers JIANT JALOPY Charadee Auction. GET BIDDING!!!

[warren t claim]

Time to get your hands in your pockets and bid for these rare issues of Jalopy and help a good cause.

 

Here's LOT1. 

 

Seven issues of Jalopy. All in read condition and definitely not from a smoke or pet free home.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Now I'm going to let this auction run until FRIDAY 12 NOON to give all shiters a chance of bidding. I won't be taking a quick hammer and there's no Buy It Now price either. The lucky winner will be expected to make contact with whoever is dealing with the donations for Dave Numbers and make prompt payment. The postage will be probably about a fiver but I'll pay for that this end so the winning bid is the price you'll pay. I'm not splitting them so whoever wins will have a library that any shiter would be proud of. There's no reserve price so if you bid a fiver or fifty quid then you're in with a chance. All bids are final and if you get pissed and bid a hundred quid then it's tough shit. Please allow a week for delivery.

 

Good luck everyone and GET BIDDING!!!

 

I'm starting the bidding at £5 to keep them!

 

 

 

[catsinthewelder]

7 quid from the hairy bloke in the corner

[warren t claim]

OK that's £7 from the hairy bloke in the corner! 

 

Do I hear £8 in the room???

[Vin]

£10 quid here.

 

Jalopy occasionally turned up on the shelves of McColls in Brigg. I had the 'I heart Jalopy' sticker that was free with one issue. It went on the back of my (late) Mum's Panda...she was oblivious to what it referenced...

[trigger]

I'll go in at £15.

[warren t claim]

I'll go in at £15.

 

So that's £15 from the man with the Marina.

 

Don't lose them for a quid boys!

[trigger]

Yes someone out bid me!

[warren t claim]

 

Just look at 'em lads!

[doug]

£20

[warren t claim]

£20

 

 

Well that's £20 from the bloke in the corner wearing the sheepskin coat and with the brassy blonde in the short skirt.

 

Any advance on £20??

[doug]

Well that's £20 from the bloke in the corner wearing the sheepskin coat and with the brassy blonde in the short skirt.

 

Any advance on £20??

Pics?

[warren t claim]

Pics?

 

 

Just for you Doug.

 

[warren t claim]

Our moderators will be along shortly with their deep pockets!

[beko1987]

£23.75 here!

[warren t claim]

£23.75 here!

Going well so far! 

 

Help a good cause and receive quality reading matter!

[coalnotdole]

£26.43 Here

 

[warren t claim]

£26.43 Here

 

I'm beginning to wish I'd set a shorter auction time!

[Parky]

£27!!!!!!

[warren t claim]

I can assure you that come next Friday morning I'll be bouncing a few bids off the wall!

[warren t claim]

BUMP 4 A REAL THREAD

[loserone]

Hoot Hoot! £28.20

[Pillock]

Thirty quids from me

[Skizzer]

Will there be a lot 2 as well?

[beko1987]

£35 and a broken xbox with working controller m9

[warren t claim]

I'm taking fivers now on this.

[Momentary Lapse Of Reason]

Twitches eyebrow in a meaningful way.

[BorniteIdentity]

£40 from the obese man in the Ford Sierra.

[beko1987]

I'm taking fivers now on this.

Ill take it for a fiver, sold!

[warren t claim]

BUMP FOR A REAL THREAD

[warren t claim]

There's a rumour going around that our very own BorniteIdentity has been slipping my woman a length while I've been working nights. 

 

Obviously, he's not too keen on me learning his address so for the sake of Autoshite harmony we think it'd be a good idea if he was outbid.