Sold tall, slim, funny looking - it's ROFFLE TIME !!1!1!11! paid in full - DRAW TONIGHT 20:30 MUCH EXCITE :)

[Wack]

64 minutes and counting

[New POD]

Here we, here we, here we fuckin’ go

I feel winning may cost me. But I have some mega brownie points to call upon if wife starts to throw things.

[gm]

right, that's well past the deadline and no contact or payment from our last oustanding number so I shall re-allocate it to Wack !

 

Wack - pm incoming

[GeordieInExile]

Do I get another one...?

 

Aw.

 

Still, 1/59 is better odds than 0/59.

[Wack]

Paid

[stephen01]

Actually want to win this one, my most expensive roffel to date

[clayts450]

Waiting for this on my phone

 

[GeordieInExile]

What time is the lottery draw?

[gm]

Here's the final list of tonight's runners and riders - I can't believe how much interest this has generated, even the folks at work are excited

 

1 pandamonium PAID

2 skattrd PAID

3 320touring PAID

4 cort16 PAID

5 Tayne PAID

6 kiltox PAID

7 drum PAID

8 yes oui si PAID

9 Fat_Pirate PAID

10 GeordieInExile PAID

11 jumpingjehovas PAID

12 J-T PAID

13 95 quid Peugeot PAID

14 stephen01 PAID

15 Ohdearme PAID

16 Mr_Bo11ox PAID

17 doug PAID

18 Keith777 PAID

19 Mrs M'coli PAID

20 Richard PAID

21 kiltox PAID

22 3VOM PAID

23 barrett PAID

24 Moog PAID

25 Ohdearme PAID

26 Fat_Pirate PAID

27 Split_Pin PAID

28 Keith777 PAID

29 FOAD PAID

30 matts-rusty-bus PAID

31 Broadsword PAID

32 Fat_Pirate PAID

33 doug PAID

34 bramz7 PAID

35 yes oui si PAID

36 Tickman PAID

37 Lacquer Peel PAID

38 kiltox PAID

39 skattrd PAID

40 yes oui si PAID

41 cavcraft PAID

42 danterzza PAID

43 njgleeds PAID

44 gadgetgricey PAID

45 FPB7 PAID

46 cavcraft PAID

47 M'coli PAID

48 Wack PAID

49 barefoot PAID

50 fatharris PAID

51 New POD PAID

52 bramz7 PAID

53 jollysmart PAID

54 garethj PAID

55 djoptix PAID

56 Jim Bell PAID

57 tonedepear PAID

58 clayts450 PAID

59 Keith777 PAID

so set your alarms for 20:30 this evening, ply your significant other with lambrini, and get ready for TOTAL ROFFLE EXCITE !

 

Many thanks to everyone for taking part, good luck to you all and I look forward to meeting one of you in person for some top quality woolarding next week

 

here she is, patiently awaiting her loving* new owner

 

[gm]

as I'm stuck at work, would one of you be so good as to post the winning number here please ? I'm sure there will be plenty of you tuning in

[pandamonium]

This is even more exciting than the current Newcastle vs Manchester United score!

[GeordieInExile]

This is even more exciting than the current Newcastle vs Manchester United score!

Shhhhhhhh. It's not exciting. It's staying 1-2.

[GeordieInExile]

Shhhhhhhh. It's not exciting. It's staying 1-2.

Ah fuck off man.

[pandamonium]

Nooooooo.

[stephen01]

I've just had to look up my number as I was unsure what it was. Reckon the kids would mind if I turn off the film to watch loyto

[Cavcraft]

Number 5 Tayne, I think. Congrat's if so, well done mate.

[hairnet]

excellent, only one to go and we're ROFFLEMATIC !

 

thanks all,

 

gm

hydramatic woahdamatic etc

[M'coli]

Number 5 Tayne, I think. Congrat's if so, well done mate.

If the draw isn't until 8.30, how can you know now?

[Pillock]

Suddenly Billy's success in Raffles becomes clear when he's uncovered as the voice of the balls, who is given a script to record an hour early which is then played back alongside computer generated visuals.

[M'coli]

I've checked elsewhere and congratulations, Tayne.

 

In other news, fuckity fuckity fuckity bawz bawz bawz. I really, really fancied this.

 

:-D

[Shirley Knott]

If the draw isn't until 8.30, how can you know now?

 

I wish I'd taken part and bought a couple of randoms, this would have been perfect for Mrs Eunos.

[Cavcraft]

I've checked elsewhere and congratulations, Tayne.

 

In other news, fuckity fuckity fuckity bawz bawz bawz. I really, really fancied this.

 

:-D

Postal apologies are acceptable .)

[Jim Bell]

Well done Tayne.  Its not even very far to collect!  

[Ohdearme]

Not a wind up - draw was 7:45...bonus ball 5

 

https://www.national-lottery.co.uk/results/lottery-draws

 

Did you not feel the huge gust of wind caused by the collective sigh of relief for anyone without your number?

[cort16]

Wayne just now with the golden ticket

 

[loserone]

Which Scottish shitist has a birthday next?

[gm]

congrats / commiserations to mr Tayne !

[Broadsword]

Congratulations to the winner!

[pandamonium]

[clayts450]

Well done Tayne. Not* jealous, honest.