For Sale My Neighbour's Got a Funny Accent - £250 or offers

[phil_lihp]

Anyone fancy this?  Fondly known to her as "that horrible thing", my neighbour bought this a few weeks back as a stop-gap car and it's no longer needed.  She is so attached to it that she has mentioned just scrapping it, which I won't allow as I'll step in before that happens.

 

All I know is, MOT until Feb 2019, it's the rorty 1.5 and has about 103,000 miles on it.  Bodywork looks straight but paintwork is tatty and it looks like it would very much enjoy being washed and polished for a change.  I'm not aware of any mechanical issues, it certainly works as she's been using it daily, she has complained of the indicators and wipers being the wrong way around but I would disagree on that point myself.  Your opinion may differ.

 

It's not that small but it is quite far away.  I can try for better photos if there is any requirement, these were grabbed whilst walking past it earlier and do lack a certain something.

 

 

 

I believe she'll want about £250ish for it but if there's enough interest in a roffle at around £3.50 I'll get one started.

 

It's located in Barnstaple, North Devon.  Train station is a 5 minute walk away and I might be able to assist with delivery.

[Jim Bell]

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[Junkman]

 

My Neighbour's Got a Funny Accent

 

I was offended by that for a minute.

 

And you know what happened then?

 

Yep. Fuck all.

[Simonsays]

Where is this dreary looking heap located?

It looks totally shite andI feel the urge to buy a couple of tickets.

[mitsisigma01]

Whereabouts does the neighbour with the funny accent live ?

[phil_lihp]

Good point, I've added my location.

[mitsisigma01]

Ah Barnstaple, where I had an encounter with a dodgy builder , happy memories , for me anyway !!!

[overrun]

Insert finger counting joke here

[rantingYoof]

Four please.

[xtriple]

s this roffle is actually withing distance for me, I'd better break my duck and have a couple of tickets as well

[phil_lihp]

OK, let's see if this has any roffle legs.  Outright sale would still be preferable as it has to go very soon but if this fills up quick enough I'll buy it off her for the roffle total.

 

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[New POD]

Given that your neighbour would have happily scrapped this POS, I'd suggest 50p a ticket and a donation to the train fare of who ever wins of £1.50.

I don't want a ticket even at 50p though, because ........... CBA...........

[mitsisigma01]

No no no I shouldn't, mustn't ....

Oh fk it number 25 please

[phil_lihp]

I think the scrapping comment was not serious, she'd like back the £250 she paid for it a few weeks ago or something near, which seems fair enough.

 

I have some more photos...

 

 

 

 

[rantingYoof]

That's very clean for a 16yr old Accent, and you rarely get them in RED.

 

*adds fuel to the rofflecopter*

[twosmoke300]

20 and 14 please

[Felly Magic]

Any interior photos please?

[barefoot]

The interior is really, really, really grey.

 

I had one as a loaner a couple of years back.

It was entirely adequate.

[phil_lihp]

Sorry, I have no interior shots to share.  As barefoot says though, imagine the greyest thing you ever saw.  It's a lot greyer than that, plus apparently it's a bit grimy.

 

Latest tickets added but I suspect this is a bad time to be trying this, there's a few others on.  I'll see if it picks up in the next couple of days though.

[pandamonium]

Yeah, hoy a random on for me.

[Faker]

I live in norn iron... and it's absolutely no where near me... but.. I always do the raffles.. 23 & 45 please

[NorfolkNWeigh]

As I've never done any good in Roffles for cars I'd like, let's see if I do any better for this piece of crap that I certainly don't want.

Two randoms please!

[phil_lihp]

Done, thanks chaps - we'll need a lot more takers on this I'm afraid though for it to go ahead.  Outright sale for £250 ono still available.

[phil_lihp]

We'll drop the roffle due to low demand but it's still parked outside if anyone wants to jump in with an offer.