Roffle Bargain Bonanza Touring Roffle £5.00 WEDNESDAY pls pay

[Simonsays]

Two of your finest randoms please

[robinmasters]

This is like fancying a dinnerlady.

 

Can everyone please buy the rest of the tickets before my resolve weakens?

[Jim Bell]

Ne England! Fook me, that's a different country! I'm out unless you can move or deliver!

 

As for 'rules' I am a man, therefore I NEVER read either the instructions or the rules. You should know that

Its NEARLY a different country but not quite.

Im going to an actual different country to pick up a car tomorrow.

 

Not the closest one either.

[yes oui si]

Four. Randoms. Pls

[Jim Bell]

Four. Randoms. Pls

 

Youre going to win one of these sooner or later, and I for one will be delighted when it happens.

[pilninggas]

beer induced randumb x1 please.

[Simonsays]

This would not make for an exciting collekshun thread. I'm only about 20 minutes away..

[yes oui si]

Youre going to win one of these sooner or later, and I for one will be delighted when it happens.

I fear that the rule of inverse distance to chance is in effect :/

 

I don't drink, this kind of lowkey gambling nonsense thing IS REET UP MY STREET and costs less than a night out.

[yes oui si]

Also, I bring pies when I collect cars.

[yes oui si]

Ne England! Fook me, that's a different country! I'm out unless you can move or deliver!

 

As for 'rules' I am a man, therefore I NEVER read either the instructions or the rules. You should know that

There's another 70-odd miles of England left! W² is essentially a midlander.

[flat4alfa]

A 318i automatic, crikey I bet that's a leisurely drive.

 

It's reasonably pokey to be fair: about town, on the highway etc.  318i is actually a 2.0L twink on these.  The box is good too, with flick-over to manual shiftability when wanted

 

This morning it did pretty much 80 all the way for 4 hours (you can see the fly-cemetary on the windscreen in the first photo).  Not only that, the entire trip was cruise-controlled with prowess.  The added bonus is other folks just see its image in the rear view mirror and get out of the way without asking.  They didn't ever do that for my Rover 75.

 

It's an absolute bargain motor, needing a job or two.  Took it in last week and the friendly local MOT fella I use said it just needs a drop link to pass, with advisories on a couple of other bits not least that oil leakaging (but it does have an undertray).  He also made a point of stating most of the expected fail areas have already been done: rear coils and brake pipes were noted.  It was booked to be done and MOTd on Wednesday ....however a not-to-be-missed Wilson-squared p/x opportunity came up, so cancelled that and put the Rover 420 in that slot instead.

 

Reverend Blue Jeans may be willing to attest for this particular E46 being a properly solid one underneath too, unlike so many of the breed

 

Good Luck Everyone

[yes oui si]

Can we talk about how short those parking spaces are?

[Slartibartfast]

I'm looking forward to the Roffle of whatever car the winner of this Roffle chooses to travel up in.

[83C]

One random please!

[stephen01]

I'll take a random,

 

Was a decent car while I had it!

[brownnova]

Go on, bung me in for a pair of your randomist numbers...

[jollysmart]

Number 4  for me if it is still available?

[Christine]

I'll have 1 condom if any left 

[Jim Bell]

I'll have 1 condom if any left

Theres loads. Ive poked holes in them with a pin though.

[aldo135]

2 randoms for me please!

[Jim Bell]

Ok dudes and dudettes. With the Maxima in, this Touring needs to away.  The draw will be on for Wednesday and I'll send out payment details now.  Numbers still available until draw time, and unclaimed numbers will be given to shitters for FREE.

[purplebargeken]

Number 16 please matey.

[holbeck]

Go on, chuck me a random pls.

[barmatt]

i haz paided up.

 

haven't been up to Geordie land since I won the Rover gti of much loudness and what a hoot that drive home was, wouldn't mind doing it again in a beemer.

 

Bit daft really as I've got a touring e39 as my daily just now, doh!

[Christine]

Paid

[Simonsays]

Monies paymented.

[Floatylight]

Paided!

 

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[Jim Bell]

Cheers all payers.  Everyone thats green on the list, has handed over the green.

[Simonsays]

Comparing meerkats indicates that there are some advantages to hitting 50 years of age. £269 fully comp on 5k miles/£150xs

 

I think thats even less than my shite streetkak. Assuming I dont win I might have to search on of these out anyway

[Tamworthbay]

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