What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[scaryoldcortina]

Yeah, absolute latest from auntie on the moat case says this

2222 BST: The BBC's Fiona Trott says former footballer Paul Gascoigne appeared a short while ago at the police cordon. She says he posed for some pictures with children before driving off.

Gazza has had his PC confiscated, and is unavailable for comment....

[trigger]

Gazza was as pissed as a fart yet again though.

[Richard]

News really needs to go back to 20 minute bulletins.

[Richard]

Been watching it on the news and they've released some still photos of the rozzers in action......is it me or does the picture of the copper with the tazer making an overtly aggressive face look like a bit of a tit....?

Not at all!

 

[scaryoldcortina]

He's just pissed cos the other guy got the mp5 first, so he's stuck with the silly little yellow gun. How much use is a taser in a siege anyway? The guy is in a ditch 100 yards away, I'll have the assault rifle please...

[Hudsonpie]

And he's got Minty from Eastenders next to him....

[warren t claim]

He's just pissed cos the other guy got the mp5 first, so he's stuck with the silly little yellow gun. How much use is a taser in a siege anyway? The guy is in a ditch 100 yards away, I'll have the assault rifle please...

Dickless Tracey!

[Milford Cubicle]

[scaryoldcortina]

Lol.. I'm having a discusssion with my son about this now. He wants to know why the police cant just toss in a couple of grenades then shoot him when he runs away. I can't answer him properly....

[trigger]

Your avatar has just cracked me up Richard!

 

Cheers Milf, new faceache profile photo!

[Tayne]

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[Hudsonpie]

God they're wringing out this negotiation malarkey, how do you negotiate with a man like that...."Fancy a pint....?...Cup of tea....? Fresh shells...?" Fucked if I know....

Richard that avatar is class

[warren t claim]

Your avatar has just cracked me up Richard!

+111

[Richard]

It had to be done

 

I'm sure he was just making that face for the benefit of the camera.

[ashmicro]

MongCop is aiming his taser across a field(!), the guy on the right of shot is too high, and the bloke standing up (whose face you can't see in this pic) isn't looking down his sights. Good drills.

[warren t claim]

It had to be done

 

I'm sure he was just making that face for the benefit of the camera.

He looks like Billy Idol in a Nazi stormtroopers uniform.

[ashmicro]

[warren t claim]

[scaryoldcortina]

Aha, It's raining. not too long now then. I have personal experience of how nasty it gets in a ditch in northumberland, at night in the middle of july. It's a battle between the men with guns and the biting insects.

[ashmicro]

[Richard]

It's over now, but I'm sure the news people will spin it out for a few more weeks.

[Hudsonpie]

What with the animalistic attitude of the over militarised filth and the media frenzy, its no wonder he shot himself. Those Germanic looking population-lice helmets freak me out. Also could'nt help noticing on the news the coppers milling about in the background trying to look hard just looked thick as pigshit.....

[mattblack]

What with the animalistic attitude of the over militarised filth

Yeah, what's the world coming to when a bloke can't shoot three people without being hassled by the pigs, eh? They should be out there catching real criminals...

 

[ashmicro]

Fair do's, Hudson, some of those cops clearly didn't have a clue WTF they were doing, just trying to look ally. However, it should be remembered that this single-helix cunt murdered a man, and attempted to murder two others.

 

Still, there'll be a proliferation of jokes now!!

[Cavcraft]

Considering the bloke had previous for beating kis kids up, and the fact anyone with a gun can be 'hard' I reckon he was just a bully and a coward.

[chaseracer]

Considering the bloke had previous for beating kis kids up, and the fact anyone with a gun can be 'hard' I reckon he was just a bully and a coward.

Pity he didn't remove himself from the gene pool before procreating, but hopefully the kids will rise above their immediate ancestry...

[autofive]

Considering the bloke had previous for beating kis kids up, and the fact anyone with a gun can be 'hard' I reckon he was just a bully and a coward.

his kids?

 

i assumed it was the GF he beat up

[Cavcraft]

According to the news on Weds night he'd been done for twatting his kids. A teacher had noticed one of them coming to school with marks all over them and reported it.

[myglaren]

Considering the bloke had previous for beating kis kids up, and the fact anyone with a gun can be 'hard' I reckon he was just a bully and a coward.

his kids?

 

i assumed it was the GF he beat up

It was a teacher dobbed him in to the social for belting his son.

Word is he was looking for the teacher to do him too.

[Pillock]

Oh well, the over-muscled under-educated moron has ended it.... why couldn't he have done that days ago? There's a recession you know, gurning officers and tasers don't come cheap.