What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[Cavcraft]

Considering how many times 'original' was mentioned in the advert for that £8,000 Mk1 Golf on Retro-Rides, it's had an awful lot of replacement parts. Especially the 'Original Diamond silver (Paint code L97A) that has been professional laid to a high standard.' I would have liked to see how he scraped the original paint off then reapplied it to various bits, not least the second hand tailgate it had fitted.

 

[overrun]

Sounds a bit like a certain brown Nova Sport.

Nowt left of the original car.

 

@Vulgor, now we know it is turbocharged and FWD. I guess SAAB.

[skattrd]

Captain slow, torque steer, my first thought was T-series, but that may be a tad new for him, so I'll guess Montego turbo

[overrun]

With a brush painted 'THE FULL MONTY' down the sides.

#phwoar

[daveb47]

Moronic twats,

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfOpxahi-tc

[Craig the Princess]

I just saw the three ebay threads now have over two and a half million views!

[Bobthebeard]

Watched a programme last night about ABBA.

Fell in love with Agnetha all over again.

Took me right back it did....

Sigh.....

[Junkman]

Sigh indeed, but it was all Anni-Frid for me.

[Bobthebeard]

  On 16/12/2013 at 16:11, Junkman said:

Sigh indeed, but it was all Anni-Frid for me.

Difficult choice, but Agnetha always won IMHO.

A girl I know looks extremely similar to Agnetha so the pain continues! She is 35 and married, I am 52, fat, slightly ugly and into old cars. Just to make things even more painful!

[Bobthebeard]

Funny, but watching the ABBA thing on TV last night suddenly made me feel very old if that makes sense?

Only seems like yesterday. Ho Hum

[Bobthebeard]

  On 16/12/2013 at 16:20, Bobthebeard said:

Difficult choice, but Agnetha always won IMHO.

A girl I know looks extremely similar to Agnetha so the pain continues! She is 35 and married, I am 52, fat, slightly ugly and into old cars. Just to make things even more painful!

Edit.

Bugger!

[Station]

That's not the exhaust pipe glowing, it's the exhaust wrap shite doing it. It's probably the reason it caught fire.

[warren t claim]

Do you think it's too late to win this Alpine?

 

I need to think of a winning answer to the question, "I favour Y-Front because...".

 

 

 

[Cavcraft]

Fixed that for you.

 

 

 

 

[vulgalour]

That's... amazing and, well beautiful is the wrong word, but something like that.

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

Google have analysed all the YouTube videos that I have watched and come to the conclusion that I am going to build a life size sex doll out of clay. 

 

 

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

Little do they know I'm just going to masturbate to that video. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(the Vanden Plas dashboard one)

 

edit: and the Windows 95 one

[warren t claim]

With the voice of Nicolette McKenzie running on an outdated operating system?

[dugong]

DLL FILE NOT FOUND. 


hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngh

[Jim Bell]

Red hot DP action.

 

I googled it and got nothing at all related to a Focus Downpipe.

[overrun]

  On 16/12/2013 at 18:19, Station said:

That's not the exhaust pipe glowing, it's the exhaust wrap shite doing it. It's probably the reason it caught fire.

 

Never knew it had any. I assumed it had set alight to the bulkhead sound deadening.

 

There's nowt cool about bein a Revvin Kevin!

[overrun]

  On 16/12/2013 at 23:51, Conrad D. Conelrad said:

Little do they know I'm just going to masturbate to that video. 

 

 

 

 

 

(the Vanden Plas dashboard one)

 

edit: and the Windows 95 one

 

 

[Tayne]

  On 15/12/2013 at 21:55, trigger said:

I bet that Roy Walker or what ever his name was would have been well impressed with that meet.

 

[Junkman]

Those bald blokes look like they've never heard of PAS.

[Volksy]

Silly, but this made me chuckle this morning.

 

[skattrd]

I've just had barmatt's Range Rover MOT'd and it has passed, no welding required. A couple of advisories for worn bushes but that's about it.

I shall now hoof it back to Norfolk, burning a few gallons of fuel and doing my bit for global warming.

[Lord Sterling]

Well, today I had no firm plans as such. But around midday I decided to head on up to the local town to buy a multi-memory card reader as mine recently broke. I came away from town with a full-length mac raincoat (90s) a boxset of Yes Minster/Prime Minster, The Inbetweeners and an original, OEM cover/case for my computer tablet, I also got my car valeted whilst in town.

 

I didn't manage to find the memory card reader but I'll pop down to where I bought my original one and see if they have one there.

[Junkman]

I understood the car valet thingy, but can I have the rest with a side order of rice?

[Lord Sterling]

Yes, would you like peas with that too. All the stuff I got was second-hand (cuz datz how I roll) coat, DVDs and tablet cover.

[MrDuke]

A man after my own heart/wallet. I can't remember the last time I paid more than a fiver for any item of clothing. Or for anything else, come to that...