What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

Suspect bidder on the Corsa...

I once sold something to someone whose previous purchases were a 0.01g-100g pocket scale, a 100 pack of tiny ziplock bags... and a balaclava.

[Guest]

Suspect bidder on the Corsa...

I once sold something to someone whose previous purchases were a 0.01g-100g pocket scale, a 100 pack of tiny ziplock bags... and a balaclava.

 

There's a seller on eBay called yumcustardtarts who specialises in Piazzas, model Piazzas...........

 

And bondage gear. A very strange gentleman indeed.

[Guest]

In a non Piazza \ bondage seller segue,

 

1. I now have GIMP 2 working on my netbook (yes, stop tittering)

2. I can now change the wallpaper on Windows 7 starter because of a piece of 'SpecializedColor' software I downloaded.

3. Found 'Slip' by Quicksand. Now playing on the stereo.

4. Picking up the brown H511 and GT500 wheels today. They've finally cleared customs.

 

Anyone want anything from the Luton area?

[Station]

Speaking of facebook (which I also don't use) did anyone else notice this little drama on RR last week?

 

Nicely said Trigger.

[Cavcraft]

If I didn't laugh I'd probably set fire to my computer.

Latest imbecile who hasn't read the listing for the Corsa has three (recent) feedback and one of his previous ones was a negative for not buying a Corsa he 'won' on eBay

Can't seem to find that thing on there where you can see what town people are from so popped his username into Google. Transpires he's a male escort in Blackpool

 

So that's another on my blocked bidders list.

[autofive]

Can't seem to find that thing on there where you can see what town people are from

 

http://shop.ebay.co.uk/ebayadvsearch/__ ... Z25?_rdc=1

[Cavcraft]

Thankyou.

 

The bid removal fairy has come out to play.

[Rocket88]

In a non Piazza \ bondage seller segue,

 

1. I now have GIMP 2 working on my netbook (yes, stop tittering)

2. I can now change the wallpaper on Windows 7 starter because of a piece of 'SpecializedColor' software I downloaded.

3. Found 'Slip' by Quicksand. Now playing on the stereo.

4. Picking up the brown H511 and GT500 wheels today. They've finally cleared customs.

 

Anyone want anything from the Luton area?

 

 

A mint PB Cresta, ta ever so muchly, pref manual with 3,3 litre engine

[Guest Leonard Hatred]

The highlight of my Facebooking world was deleting my account.

 

I think that's the most sensible thing you've ever posted on here.

 

Did you soft or hard delete?

 

 

Is there a way to hard delete immediately? I just 'soft deleted' then didn't log in again which should have 'hard deleted' it.

[dollywobbler]

I still rate FB. In fact, it makes me grin. Which is apt. A few times, we've caught up with people from our pasts that we'd lost touch with and had a really nice time. One friend came over all the way from Australia (though not 'specially to see us).

[Guest Leonard Hatred]

It does have its uses, but not for misanthropes.

[MrDuke]

Anyone want anything from the Luton area?

 

My old life back, please.

 

 

Also, FB has proved quite useful to me in a number of ways. There are some people who I began to think highly of, until their status updates made me realise how stupid they were. There are other people who I take a polite interest in, but don't like enough to actually phone or meet up with regularly. Also, FB games are truly involving and inspiring masterpieces, enhancing my logic & strategy skills tenfold. (One of the above statements may not be completely true).

[revolting peasant]

[trigger]

I was grinning tonight as i had a bit of a race with a very clean Miami blue K reg Pug 205 1.6 GTi home from work with my Mondeo, I forgot how quick the 205 is, He pissed all over me

 

It brought me back 12 years when i was 19, The exhaust sounded pretty fruity as well.

[mattblack]

O/H is in the other room watching some cookery thing, the narrator has just announced the 'Ruth is going to fill her large pie with lemon curd...'

 

Made me snigger.

[Guest]

Any space / spare time on your south-bound journey, WAT?

 

Got some grot that I need to shift.

 

Well Pog, I am having to back to bloody L***n, so it can be arranged. PM me or something.

[CreepingJesus]

Really needing a new trolley jack, and settling on Halfrauds. £30 lighter, I open PC to find it's come top in their product test, and might actually be quite good. Unlike the last one. We shall see...

[CreepingJesus]

First crack at a HIAB in years, tomorrow. Should be fun. Until a pallet of bricks/ roofing felt/ 2"x4" ends up scattered across one of our capital's thoroughfares, killing thousands and ruining the environment.

At which point, it won't be my fault. Oh no...

[Cavcraft]

First crack at a HIAB in years, tomorrow. Should be fun. Until I get caught outside Fred Transit's house with a spec lift Transit in mid air.

 

EFA.

[M'coli]

High-lift camshaft for the Imp arrived today -R17 for those who know/care about such things. 8.5K here we come...

[Negative Creep]

Been chatting to the same girl for the last few nights, really not sure if she's my type but she seems pretty keen on me. Got to be honest I am enjoying the attention.

 

 

So, she's just invited me over tonight..............

[Guest]

Put on a yellow rollneck and plaid sports coat, then stroll in with a box of Milk Tray tucked under your arm, demanding a bit of "slap and tickle". Become increasingly aggressive, they like that.

[Alexg]

Been chatting to the same girl for the last few nights, really not sure if she's my type but she seems pretty keen on me. Got to be honest I am enjoying the attention.

 

 

So, she's just invited me over tonight..............

 

 

Good luck, I'm expecting full details... including every sordid detail

[warren t claim]

Been chatting to the same girl for the last few nights, really not sure if she's my type but she seems pretty keen on me. Got to be honest I am enjoying the attention.

 

 

So, she's just invited me over tonight..............

 

 

Good luck, I'm expecting full details... including every sordid detail

 

The Autoshite community MUST be told if she squirts like a K Series header tank.

[Pillock]

 

The Autoshite community MUST be told if she squirts like a K Series header tank.

 

In my experience of women, they only have one thing in common with a K-series and that's a hole in your bank account every month.

[Cavcraft]

Bollocks to details, it's photographs we want.

[Pete-M]

Day off today, so I did bugger all until about 2pm. Went out to the Jeep and discovered that the aircon, which had previously been coping pretty well, couldn't deal with 23°C and instead of cool air was pumping out not that cool air.

 

Trip to see my local aircon man, 20 minutes later, ambient temp at 22°C, temp of air from Jeep vents - 0°C. Result.

[Timewaster]

Could we be seeing a Positive Creeep anytime soon?

[Pillock]

I both love FB (evident by the amount of crap I post on there) and hate it, as it did play a large part in various shit that kicked off years ago.

It's now levelled off into "it passes the time". I use it mostly for gathering dirt on people at work and then abusing them with it.

[trigger]

I went to the 8 Ball Diner tonight for the Retro Rides meet, Sadly it was also the Pistonheads meet there tonight as well so there was a bit of chaved up shite there amonghts some fantasic other stuff.

 

Making me grin though was Nightmare Racing's Cortina Van as it was leaving the Diner on to the A12. (Turn your volume right up!)