What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[panhard65]

Who says you can't find good food in France. Been back to the grands buffet in narbonne tonight and it was worth the 150 mile drive and night in a local hotel.

[Guest Hooli]

That's not food, that's just dessert.

[dozeydustman]

Stepdaughter was forced to listen to a selection of programmes from Radio 4 today at college.

 

She's just got in from work and has put one of my "I'm sorry I Haven't a clue" CDs on and is laughing like a drain.

 

I think we have a convert

[Guest Hooli]

Get her on The Goon Show next, that is still so funny I had to take it out the car years ago as I nearly crashed from laughing too much to drive.

[dozeydustman]

Get her on The Goon Show next, that is still so funny I had to take it out the car years ago as I nearly crashed from laughing too much to drive.

 

 

Ying tong ying tong ying tong ying tong ying tong tiddle eye po!

[Guest Hooli]

Ekk! I've been balded!

[AMC Rebel]

Facebook BMW's that have had new engines.

German build quality my sweaty arse.

 

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Eh?

[iainrcz]

The number of BMW's for sale that have had replacement engines, I just find it amusing.

I had a new clutch in one of my 407s once, yet Peugeots are unreliable shit.

Eh?

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[Tadhg Tiogar]

Who says you can't find good food in France. Been back to the grands buffet in narbonne tonight and it was worth the 150 mile drive and night in a local hotel. 20180919_201124.jpg

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You ate horse?

[richardthestag]

You ate horse?

 

and amphibians and merguez whatever the fuck that is

 

Oh and dont forget the small birds drowned in cognac and then deep fried

 

while over 1000 cheeses there remains no chedder and the French like Stilton which they tried to copy, badly, it should smell like feet but not bad feet guys

 

etc

 

but they did give us Jacques Tati and Citroen and Panhard

[paulplom]

I love the wind

 

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[Guest Hooli]

Sticks!

 

I like sticks, they burn & make warm.

 

I miss my log burners.

[Crispian_J_Hotson]

Cycling home yesterday and there appeared to be a bit of an oncoming tussle between a black forbefor and Audi euro boxes. Forbefor man looked like one of those big blokes who drive using their motah as a weapon of defence and intimidation, Audi wouldn't let him through and got in front, stopped in the road and Jamaica's answer to Mr T got out, walked back and tried opening the guys door, I presume to give forbefor man a knuckle sandwich. 

 

It was very entertaining.

[bolognasal spray]

I love the wind

 

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whoah - sweet. 15 minutes of warmth.

[paulplom]

It'll last for ages. My tranny was on it's arse.

[bolognasal spray]

Don't talk about him/her like that!!

 

 

/coat

[fordperv]

My dad the probable all clear from cancer today they'll retest in six months but his test results looked great.

That's excellent its made me grin and I don't even know you or your dad

[Wack]

Im at the emergency services show at the NEC, thought itd be boring but it's ok

[Wack]

Dad's are ace. Mines a miserable twat but I still love him.

 

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Mine was pretty miserable but I miss him every day , make the most of him while he's still around

[Tadhg Tiogar]

…. merguez whatever the fuck that is

Lamb/mutton, usually. The main idea is that they don't contain pork, and are thus more acceptable to a certain religious persuasion.

 

….dont forget the small birds drowned in cognac and then deep fried ….

Ortolans.

[Wack]

"Just one last request, before I go... I'd like to bring the M1 to a total fucking standstill - just one last time."

 

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Crushed car falls off lorry near M1 in Nottinghamshire

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-45558704

 

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Mk1 Mondeo?

A few years back I was driving towards Crewe, a flatbed attic must've took the roundabout a bit fast , a load of steel sheets had slid off landing right where a car would've been stopped to enter the roundabout, driver stood there looking at the snapped nylon ratchet straps

 

Yes fuckwit there's a reason they use chains, he was lucky he didn't kill someone

[Wack]

Lamb/mutton, usually. The main idea is that they don't contain pork, and are thus more acceptable to a certain religious persuasion.

I saw a girl in birmingham yesterday while I was sat at the lights , college was emptying out so I assume 18-20 , she had the scarf on covering all her hair but jeans that tight you couldn't miss the camel toe

 

I thought , I don't think she got the hang of this religious malarkey

[Tadhg Tiogar]

….scarf on covering all her hair but jeans that tight you couldn't miss the camel toe

 

I thought , I don't think she got the hang of this religious malarkey

I believe that's called secularism. 

[fordperv]

Well I nearly died with laughter at work, we had a power cut and I had the bright idea to do a bit of a wind up, one of ou agency staff who is a good sport comes to us regular was in so...... I looked at her and explained when we have a power cut a member of staff has to go down to the basement and pedal the bicycle powered backup generator, I asked if she would do it as myself and the other lady that was on shift had been here all day and she had only been here since 2 so is more energetic I told her she has to go to the receptionist and she will take her, well she fell for it went to our receptionist, we all fell about laughing including family members.

[Guest Hooli]

The whatsapp group chat for the branch of the union I've joined has had some real gems on it today. They are talking about the idea work have of setting up a private company to run estates, wholey owned by the trust and how much they don't like the idea.

 

I totally get there point but then some genius* pipes up that we should 'strike and stick together, like the miners'. I really struggled not to comment that maybe they should ask a miner how that turned out & if they've still got the job.

 

I find it amazingly funny that anyone can think the miners won when living in area that is entirely shut pits etc.

[Fumbler]

Latest Private Eye is quite good. Some of the cartoons and gaffe photos definitely put a smile on my face!

[MikeR]

A toy with a ....

[Zelandeth]

Seeing that my old Saab has been returned to the land of the living, following it getting out into hibernation by me when the head gasket failed spectacularly and blanketed half of central Milton Keynes with steam...

[Ghosty]

I just checked my university timetable as I'm going back in next week to do my final year (only been 2 years since second year?!). 

 

It's been revised since I last checked - my earliest start is 1pm.

 

[Guest Hooli]

Blimey that's early for students! (not to mention lecturers!)