What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[RedSparrow]

Quite right, this is why I know I should do it.

Please someone steal everything I own from me!

 

Thanks for your positive comments chaps (NOT POG).

[Richard]

 

This made me grin. It sums up the frustration so well. The dongle looks to be the same type as my O2 one, which is also capable of receiving fuck all on occasion.

[M'coli]

Redsparrow, you're single, yeah? Finnish women tend to be rather good looking, and the "foreign genes" syndrome tends to work rather well, I think you'll find. Just don't come back with a dose.

[barrett]

This is dreadful advice.

I have tried loads of things, only to find that I fail at pretty much everything.

 

I have to agree. I gave up trying anything aged 13 and I feel I am a much better person for it. Lonely, awkward and full of regrets maybe, but better (than everyone else)

 

That said, M'coli is right on the money when it comes to Finnish ladies - go for it ya big jesse!

[eddyramrod]

Definitely go for it. Of course I could be biased... We brought a 20ft container full of stuff over here, and that was without cars, though I did bring all my models. Cypriot women are easily as nice as Finnish ones must be...

Speaking of which, my friend Andreas and his friend the recovery driver went to pick up my "new" car from the next town last night, and the seller (and his mate, and mate's Thaibride) treated us to a takeaway which we ate in the "outdoor" dining area, served by some very glam waitresses in some very "You're not going out in that, young lady" dresses. I suppose I'll have to open a new thread about the car now...

[RedSparrow]

What Barrett just said convinced me that I should go. That's no kind of life.

 

Yes the Finnish ladies seem to like me. Absolute stunners chatting me up which never happens in the UK.

[whitevanman]

RS if thnis was a snickers advert I'd tell you to get some nuts...............

You try, you fail, so what...........if you don't try you have already failed....

get on with it and escape this wet miserable fucking hole of a country.

I wish I'd gone when I had the chance of escaping, but, I made excuses and regret it every week

[Alexg]

Have you checked Finnish Ebay for TR7s yet?

[sporty-shite]

Absolute stunners chatting me up.

 

And you're even giving it thought. Go. Now.

[pompei]

I love this...

 

[pompei]

 

and this

[warren t claim]

All 33 miners finally back on the surface safe and unharmed.

[ChinaTom]

Go to Finland.

[dollywobbler]

Go for Finland! Also agree that Finnish ladies are lovely. Not been to the country yet, but Scandinavia is all good in my book.

 

And as for crap, having just filled a 7.5ton truck with the shite that my wife and I have managed to accumulate, a forced clear-out can only be a good thing! There is just so much absolutely rubbish that we do not need. At all.

 

Back to the grins.

1) Commonwealth Games Netball Final. Oz v NZ. An amazing game that went into extra time and then sudden death. Worth it just to see the NZ ladies writhing around on top of each other to celebrate the win.

2) Oddly, given the above, I think we've found someone to buy our telly so we can live a TV-free life. That'll be interesting...

3) Just had a decent offer in on our house, which means we might actually get through Winter with some actual money!

[autofive]

stolen from another forum:

 

rescued minors reach the surface:

 

[dollywobbler]

That just made me laugh in a frankly embarrassing manner. Thanks!

[ChinaTom]

I'm a bit grumpy as I prepare to bid adieu to the wife whose off on another adventure for the next 5 weeks. Even though she can define the word contankerous and has a temper that would quite frankly make Vinnie Jones think twice, I am already missing her as I stuff her back-packs full of leech socks, tents, high energy foods, malaria pills, and every cosmetic product known to man.

 

Wrong thread?

 

No. Because there is an upside.

 

5 weeks of freedom to do what the hell I like, go where I like, leave the toilet seat up, randomly and freely speak to pretty girls if the mood takes me, and basically not need to behave at all in the slightest.

 

So a week of catching up with old friends around the country, throwing parties like we used to do before it became necessary not to do such things, then a few days on site in Cambodia, then onto UK for a couple of weeks, then back to here to have a massive tidy up and deleting of 5 weeks of batchelor-like behaviour.

[pompei]

China Tom wrote:- I stuff her back-packs full of leech socks, tents, high energy foods, malaria pills,

 

So she's coming to Grimsby then?

[STUNO]

Shite truck druvers but very funny..

The motorway south from Auckland has a lot of bridges over it, but one is lower than it should be. It is still over the max height limit for trucks though. To help trucks which are too high there are 4 (that's FOUR ) sets of height warnings that go off to attract the attention of the driver so he can pull over and stop before the bridge is hit.

On a tv item last night a truck carrying a huge tank had hit it, causing the tank to be ruined and probably lots of damage to the truck too as he was doing 50mph plus.

Asked why he had not stopped, "Well I saw the warnings but thought I could sneek through".

I thought it was funny!

Trying to find some photos too.

[Mr Lobster]

Classic Car Buyer. Page 75.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

I've just been entertained by this guy's skills at rapidly dealing with an airborne cock and balls.

 

[mattblack]

Seeing a smart Triumph 2000 estate today with a load of rammle in the back and a ladder on the roof. Good lad!

[autofive]

barry boys

 

i usually look at barryboys about once a month when im bored. tonights visit was very amusing

 

best of the fresh photos for me is this

[Angrydicky]

I've just been entertained by this guy's skills at rapidly dealing with an airborne cock and balls.

 

 

 

I hope I never grow up!

[scaryoldcortina]

I just got back from ASDA, someone left a note on my car!

It was raining pretty hard, so I parked as close to the shop as I could (without using the disabled bays) - there was a gap between a focus and a galaxy which I noticed (after parking) was a bit tight on the passenger side due to the galaxy being on the line. Never mind, mine was square and centred, conor climbed over and out the driver's door so he didn't have to squeese.

 

Anyway, get back to car, no galaxy, but note on passenger window. This is in the grin thread because I'm still chuckling. Silly cow. (I'm assuming it was a woman, because I've never met a man who left angry notes... mostly they let your tyres down, key tthe car or wait arount to "have a word", also the note is on the corner of a lilac (and scented) envelope.

[pogweasel]

sence*

[autofive]

cant of been asda stanley

 

that note is almost legible

 

p.s. what is paricing?

[Autoplas]

making junior management type in an Audi A4 who decided to try and cut across two lanes of traffic on the M25 to swerve out in front of me realise that Audi 2.0 is not > than Mercedes 3.2 ............hope you enjoyed looking at the arse end of an E-Class twatty !!!!!

[Mr_Bo11ox]

cant of been asda stanley

 

that note is almost legible

 

p.s. what is paricing?

 

could of been!

[Pete-M]

 

My all time mpg high. Much as I hate diesels, they can't half squeeze some mps out of a g if you keep 'em rollin'.

 

That's the average after about 20 miles of A-road meandering around Shropshire last week. I've managed 64 in the past, once, but this freaked my chicken. An old shape Skoda Superb 1.9 TDi with 60k on the clock...

 

I'm used to 23 being a high score.