What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[trigger]

Here's a little video of Pog dancing with his kids.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQRn-COu ... r_embedded

[Alexg]

This should probably be in the grumpy bit: remember that fugly bint on ,'X Factor who punched her equally fugly mate in the face? Well she's posed for topless pictures

 

Like the sick pup that i am, I had to google it... This is really NSFW or for people with weak stomachs. http://www.buzzfeed.com/empressmaruja/x ... for-t-1fox

 

Shes not exactly blessed with large boobs for a chubby girl.

 

Shes looks like a total c@#t

[ashmicro]

[trigger]

Just reading a 1977 Autocar magazine long term report on a Citroen CX 2200 Diesel, What a miserable car! 0-60 in 20.8secs, a top speed of 90 mph and even the mpg isn't that amazing at 33.5mpg, No wonder there aren't that many left.

 

Even in this photo were the car was 9 months old and had covered 12000 miles the car looks rough!, Prime autoshite fodder i think!

 

[dollywobbler]

Aye. Not my cup of tea (the CX, the semi-naked girl almost made me sick...) but the Turbo Diesel CX could hit 120mph! And GM responded with the 2.3 Carlton diesel...

[pogweasel]

Is it possible to un-see things?

[dollywobbler]

Is it possible to un-see things?

 

Yes, but it requires a very large quantity of booze and mind-bending drugs.

[ChinaTom]

F'kin Ada! That has destroyed my evening. Butch as a fitter's dog. Can't get round her with chocolates - can't get round her on a bleedin' moped! I did expect a few "taxed worse" comments. Not from me of course.

[Cavcraft]

*Just remember I didn't post the link

[meggersdog]

Oh dear,Ricky Hatton has let himself go a bit.

[warren t claim]

Will she be on next years Autoshite calender?

[brammy777]

I always thought the Sport had a thing for adding people of the moments faces onto other bodies... But this time, clearly not. Hmmm, interesting. Who would have thought punching your 'friend' on TV could lead to a topless model career? Obviously she did.

[chaseracer]

Will she be on next years Autoshite calender?

No - won't fit on A3...

[Guest Leonard Hatred]

Just reading a 1977 Autocar magazine long term report on a Citroen CX 2200 Diesel, What a miserable car! 0-60 in 20.8secs, a top speed of 90 mph and even the mpg isn't that amazing at 33.5mpg, No wonder there aren't that many left.

 

Any scan?

[Mr Lobster]

That hasn't helped with digesting my tea. I wasn't expecting it to be pretty be FFS. I can't even imagine why they'd print that, surely people won't be rushing out to buy it to look at her?

[boobydoo]

Dreams.

 

Aint they weird!! I never seem to remember them, but for some reason last night I dreamt I met Cliff Richard at a party in some country mansion somewhere and chatted pleasantly for a while. He then gave me some CDs and tried to charge me for them. I thought...tight bastard!!

 

I'm not really a fan, don't own any of his music, ( although I suppose I respect his longevity) so don't know why he of all people should crop up.

 

Any ideas?

[Guest]

I had a dream about a very attractive bird I used to work with, it was quite intense. But then if you're going to leave your Facebook pictures open to the public, that's what you get.

[cobblers]

I had a dream about a very attractive bird I used to work with, it was quite intense. But then if you're going to leave your Facebook pictures open to the public, that's what you get.

 

facebook.com > photos > *foreign holiday destination* 2010 by *any girl*

[whitevanman]

F'kin Ada! That has destroyed my evening. Butch as a fitter's dog. Can't get round her with chocolates - can't get round her on a bleedin' moped! I did expect a few "taxed worse" comments. Not from me of course.

funny you should say that................

[Tayne]

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[barrett]

I had a dream that Hirst had published a book of Mr.Bo11ox quotes. Probably time to get off the internets when shit like that happens.

[Cavcraft]

Played golf yesterday and was absolutely hopeless at it, but like a lot of sports I enjoy playing them. I was also leading contender by a country mile in the 'worse car in the carpark stakes' until some inconsiderate sod in a 'L' reg Mondeo saloon pipped me to the post as I was leaving.

[CreepingJesus]

I was slightly shocked, then a little bit pleased last week, when I nipped over to Glasgow for the party my sister was holding for my nephew. The Meg was the oldest car in the car park by some distance (a T-plate amidst cheap finance 05/55's and up), but not the worst. She rewarded my pleased glow by rattling her N/S driveshaft in a threatening manner.

So I called off work for this weekend, which instead of me fretting about loss of earnings, has led to a nice relaxed glow. I might round the grin off properly, by listening to the football while doing violence to the Mondy's O/S/R drum.

[cobblers]

I'm currently sat drinking a cup of tea while watching my 15 year old sister try and cut the grass.

 

"How do I make it start?"

"Ok so now how do you do it? do you just push it over the grass? how does it turn?"

"Whats this?" (The grass box on the back)

"Can I go over the wire?"

 

It's brilliant. I've told her that if she goes over the wire she will most likely be electrocuted TO DEATH and that you have to empty the grass box every 10 meters or it'll get too full and could set on fire.

[Cavcraft]

I'm currently sat drinking a cup of tea while watching my 15 year old sister try and cut the grass.

 

"How do I make it start?"

"Ok so now how do you do it? do you just push it over the grass? how does it turn?"

"Whats this?" (The grass box on the back)

"Can I go over the wire?"

 

It's brilliant. I've told her that if she goes over the wire she will most likely be electrocuted TO DEATH and that you have to empty the grass box every 10 meters or it'll get too full and could set on fire.

 

 

We used to tell a lad at work if he didn't run to the pump (about 1/4 mile away) and turn it off the minute it had finished being used it would blow up and take the whole place with it. Then we used to stand by the wall and laugh like fuck at him running full tilt.

[whiskeyonesix]

Yesterday made me grin!

 

Picked up a sump plug from Volvo for the 360, and to ask about an Air Filter. They wanted A$130 for one - that's about 60 quid!!!!, although a filter for a 340 would have only cost A$30........

 

The 340 was never sold in Australia, so where their parts dept got a 340 Air Filter from is anyone's guess!

[STUNO]

This little video made me smile. There are some good skilful truck drivers out there.

[Baz]

Scooters' thread "at the vets" the other day, got me thinking....These two bring me much pleasure:

 

Mack....He's a big bruiser of a Trailhound....A real gentle giant, and a daddy's boy....Until he sees certain other dogs, then he transforms into a homicidal maniac....Generally, he'll tolerate small dogs, but anything of any size, anything black, or any Labrador or Retriever, and he just wants to rip their throat out! He a powerful dog too, and takes some controlling....Especially if I also have....

 

Sal....Here, looking all angelic, when they both kindly condescended to join us on the bed yesterday morning....She's smaller than Mack, and is this really wierd combination of the cutest thing you'll ever see/ignorant arsehole! She's very "In yer face" and doesn't care where she sticks her nose, or worse, tongue....She'll steal your tea off your plate while you're not looking (Although in fairness, so will Mack!) or eat your favourite shoes, yet I find it impossible to be mad at her for more than a few seconds....She's just so CUTE!

 

Usually, they decide that they'll join us on the bed in the morning, or....If we're really lucky....during the night! Often, just to fill our cup of joy to overflowing, this happens:

 

Sal decides that Mack's a wuss, and to prove it, she goads him into a "Scrap"....All gnashers, snot, and noise....It often has us in stitches....Until they decide to take it elsewhere, and teararse around the house, sending furniture flying! Then, seconds later:

 

All forgotten....We're all "Butter wouldn't melt" again!

 

They came as part of the package, with my new partner....Along with three kids (Can I have more dogs instead?), and I was slightly worried, as I've always been a small dog person (Japanese Spitz, Mini-Dachshund) and didn't think I'd like two great big, unruly idiots of dogs, but honestly, I wouldn't change them for the world....It's been a difficult Summer for me, and they always make me smile....

[Louise2cv]

Similar theme here... Gruff was more expensive than anything I've ever bought ever (except the house) and possibly the only times he hasn't been a complete pain in the backside have been when he's asleep... and he can even turn that into a problem, my poor plants:

 

He does exactly what he likes and nothing works as punishment. This is what he thinks of dog training:

 

But how can anyone be angry when presented with a face like this?

 

He has put some nasty scratches in the Allegro mind you... so he's treading a fine line!

[Baz]

my poor plants:

 

He does exactly what he likes and nothing works as punishment. This is what he thinks of dog training:

 

Heh heh....Superb pics!