What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[320touring]

Okay, okay, don't make a llama out of a crisis.

 

 

there are plans to race them..

 

it means people get the opportunity Tibet on them..

[vulgalour]

Alpaca my bags and leave if these llama puns carry on.

[rml2345]

there are plans to race them..

 

Will they allow contact? Or would rama-llama ding-dong?

[320touring]

Will they allow contact? Or would rama-llama ding-dong?

Proposals i've seen so far are wooly on the detail

[chaseracer]

You're making me angora now...

[320touring]

You're making me angora now...

Aww.. it was my dream to become a Llama Glama Farma one day..

 

(Look up the scientific name for em;)

[vulgalour]

Live pictures of the grin thread, as it happens.

 

[Skizzer]

The first thing I thought on seeing that picture was that's not a Toyota, it's a Volga.  Only then did I think about llamas.  Does that mean I need therapy?

[dollywobbler]

Maybe it's a Volgo with a Toyota engine. Clearly it doesn't have a llambda sensor...

[Skizzer]

I was going to make a joke about a Fiat 131 Panollama, but you'll be glad to know I stopped myself.

[Rocket88]

It's the spitting image of a camel..................

[beko1987]

Booked a holiday in a caravan on a holiday park in Newquay ages ago. Had a look last night at what was on over the weekend

 

Now going to this http://www.visitnewquay.org/events/newquay-towan-blystra-welcomes-you-to-the-newquay-beer-festival-2014-p1573903

and this (hopefully) http://www.visitnewquay.org/events/st-mawgan-steam-and-vintage-rally-2014-p1593083

and this http://www.visitnewquay.org/events/thundercat-power-boat-racing-series-p1401513

 

Looking forward to it more now!

[saucedoctor]

DollyWobbler's Road tests. Just watched the FE Victor one on Youtube. No "Road Test Bingo" nonsense, he just says what's what. How (relatively) little DW says illustrates the sheer amount of bullshit that the TV people come off with. And I bet they don't know the half of what the folks on Autoshite know about cars.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

I've just watched that too. Its really good!!! Nice work Bruce_WobblAr. Particularly like the nice weather and lovely scenery in the background!!!!

[chaseracer]

DollyWobbler's Road tests. Just watched the FE Victor one on Youtube. No "Road Test Bingo" nonsense, he just says what's what. How (relatively) little DW says illustrates the sheer amount of bullshit that the TV people come off with. And I bet they don't know the half of what the folks on Autoshite know about cars.

 

The Wobbler has a good voice for TV.

 

Face for radio obvs, but a good voice...

 

[dollywobbler]

Thanks chaps. Well, two of you anyway.  

 

I'm keen to get my hands on more chod for testing purposes. If anyone with suitable chod is planning to go to the Cosford for the Citroen XM/Autoshite meet thing, then I'm all ears.

[chaseracer]

Would you like to test the Merc when it's back on the road?

 

 

Dyane?  205?  No...?

[dollywobbler]

You may struggle to get me out of a Dyane once I get in one. I seriously fancy one. With those seats, you may struggle to get me in your 205 too.

[myglaren]

Thanks chaps. Well, two of you anyway.  

 

I'm keen to get my hands on more chod for testing purposes. If anyone with suitable chod is planning to go to the Cosford for the Citroen XM/Autoshite meet thing, then I'm all ears.

I'll be there in my C5 if that is a suitable subject Ian.

[dollywobbler]

I fear I might end up spoilt for choice! Or running out of battery power. One of the two.

[darkfour]

Went to Daytona Speedway last Friday and took the opportunity for a 3 lap ride along with Richard Petty driving experience. For about $140 you get 3 laps of the circuit and hit speeds of 170 mph along the back straight. Must say I was grinning all the way round. If you're feeling really flushed with cash you can sign up to drive a car too.

 

Here's me trying to climb into the Chevy thing, which isn't easy when they make you wear a neck brace and you can't move your head at all.

 

[beko1987]

The fairs in town! Lots of old trucks too...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[AlabamaShrimp]

Thanks chaps. Well, two of you anyway.

 

I'm keen to get my hands on more chod for testing purposes. If anyone with suitable chod is planning to go to the Cosford for the Citroen XM/Autoshite meet thing, then I'm all ears.

You got a link?

[Tayne]

Click on the blue text at the bottom of DW's posts.

 

They appear four times on this page.

[wuvvum]

On the train to London earlier, sat in the quiet coach, got to Colchester and some twat got on, sat just across from me and started gabbing in a loud irritating whiny Essex voice to the poor bloke sat next to him about flight simulators and aircraft systems.  Proper nerdy stuff too, too nerdy even for me.  The bloke next to him was politely feigning interest; everyone else in the carriage was doing that very British thing of making pissed off noises and giving a death stare to the back of this twit's head, but not actually saying anything.

 

Anyway, the train gets to Seven Kings, and the bloke says "looks like we're coming up to my stop".  Turns out he was on his way to Chelmsford for a meeting,  and he was so busy gabbing on that he'd missed the conductor's announcement that the train was non-stop from Colchester to Liverpool Street.  Cue a rather embarrassing phone call to his boss to say he was going to miss most of the meeting.

 

Schadenfreude.

[dollywobbler]

To be fair, I did only amend my sig link this evening!

[DS20]

This evening's meeting at work ended EARLY! Hurrah!

[Sloth in a bowl]

The Wobbler has a good voice for TV.

 

Face for radio obvs, but a good voice...

 

 

 

Chris Goffey is still to this very day, ashamed that he never had the balls to go the full Dollywobbler on his beard style.

[AlabamaShrimp]

Click on the blue text at the bottom of DW's posts.

 

They appear four times on this page.

Can't see them on my phone. Will do some digging

[Tayne]

Try switching to the desktop view.

 

Failing that -- https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCfxlBQnvNXX6o-2KbCMszWQ/videos