What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[MrDuke]

Anyone want anything from the Luton area?

 

My old life back, please.

 

 

Also, FB has proved quite useful to me in a number of ways. There are some people who I began to think highly of, until their status updates made me realise how stupid they were. There are other people who I take a polite interest in, but don't like enough to actually phone or meet up with regularly. Also, FB games are truly involving and inspiring masterpieces, enhancing my logic & strategy skills tenfold. (One of the above statements may not be completely true).

[revolting peasant]

[trigger]

I was grinning tonight as i had a bit of a race with a very clean Miami blue K reg Pug 205 1.6 GTi home from work with my Mondeo, I forgot how quick the 205 is, He pissed all over me

 

It brought me back 12 years when i was 19, The exhaust sounded pretty fruity as well.

[mattblack]

O/H is in the other room watching some cookery thing, the narrator has just announced the 'Ruth is going to fill her large pie with lemon curd...'

 

Made me snigger.

[Guest]

Any space / spare time on your south-bound journey, WAT?

 

Got some grot that I need to shift.

 

Well Pog, I am having to back to bloody L***n, so it can be arranged. PM me or something.

[CreepingJesus]

Really needing a new trolley jack, and settling on Halfrauds. £30 lighter, I open PC to find it's come top in their product test, and might actually be quite good. Unlike the last one. We shall see...

[CreepingJesus]

First crack at a HIAB in years, tomorrow. Should be fun. Until a pallet of bricks/ roofing felt/ 2"x4" ends up scattered across one of our capital's thoroughfares, killing thousands and ruining the environment.

At which point, it won't be my fault. Oh no...

[Cavcraft]

First crack at a HIAB in years, tomorrow. Should be fun. Until I get caught outside Fred Transit's house with a spec lift Transit in mid air.

 

EFA.

[M'coli]

High-lift camshaft for the Imp arrived today -R17 for those who know/care about such things. 8.5K here we come...

[Negative Creep]

Been chatting to the same girl for the last few nights, really not sure if she's my type but she seems pretty keen on me. Got to be honest I am enjoying the attention.

 

 

So, she's just invited me over tonight..............

[Guest]

Put on a yellow rollneck and plaid sports coat, then stroll in with a box of Milk Tray tucked under your arm, demanding a bit of "slap and tickle". Become increasingly aggressive, they like that.

[Alexg]

Been chatting to the same girl for the last few nights, really not sure if she's my type but she seems pretty keen on me. Got to be honest I am enjoying the attention.

 

 

So, she's just invited me over tonight..............

 

 

Good luck, I'm expecting full details... including every sordid detail

[warren t claim]

Been chatting to the same girl for the last few nights, really not sure if she's my type but she seems pretty keen on me. Got to be honest I am enjoying the attention.

 

 

So, she's just invited me over tonight..............

 

 

Good luck, I'm expecting full details... including every sordid detail

 

The Autoshite community MUST be told if she squirts like a K Series header tank.

[Pillock]

 

The Autoshite community MUST be told if she squirts like a K Series header tank.

 

In my experience of women, they only have one thing in common with a K-series and that's a hole in your bank account every month.

[Cavcraft]

Bollocks to details, it's photographs we want.

[Pete-M]

Day off today, so I did bugger all until about 2pm. Went out to the Jeep and discovered that the aircon, which had previously been coping pretty well, couldn't deal with 23°C and instead of cool air was pumping out not that cool air.

 

Trip to see my local aircon man, 20 minutes later, ambient temp at 22°C, temp of air from Jeep vents - 0°C. Result.

[Timewaster]

Could we be seeing a Positive Creeep anytime soon?

[Pillock]

I both love FB (evident by the amount of crap I post on there) and hate it, as it did play a large part in various shit that kicked off years ago.

It's now levelled off into "it passes the time". I use it mostly for gathering dirt on people at work and then abusing them with it.

[trigger]

I went to the 8 Ball Diner tonight for the Retro Rides meet, Sadly it was also the Pistonheads meet there tonight as well so there was a bit of chaved up shite there amonghts some fantasic other stuff.

 

Making me grin though was Nightmare Racing's Cortina Van as it was leaving the Diner on to the A12. (Turn your volume right up!)

 

[cort16]

That Cortina van really is something else.

[Guest]

Day off today, so I did bugger all until about 2pm. Went out to the Jeep and discovered that the aircon, which had previously been coping pretty well, couldn't deal with 23°C and instead of cool air was pumping out not that cool air.

 

Trip to see my local aircon man, 20 minutes later, ambient temp at 22°C, temp of air from Jeep vents - 0°C. Result.

 

Does your aircon man do all makes? Cos my aircon comes on but does fuck all else. Clutch kicks in but NO COLD. Eugh.

[Pete-M]

Day off today, so I did bugger all until about 2pm. Went out to the Jeep and discovered that the aircon, which had previously been coping pretty well, couldn't deal with 23°C and instead of cool air was pumping out not that cool air.

 

Trip to see my local aircon man, 20 minutes later, ambient temp at 22°C, temp of air from Jeep vents - 0°C. Result.

 

Does your aircon man do all makes? Cos my aircon comes on but does fuck all else. Clutch kicks in but NO COLD. Eugh.

 

Yup. He's pretty good too.

[Guest]

Day off today, so I did bugger all until about 2pm. Went out to the Jeep and discovered that the aircon, which had previously been coping pretty well, couldn't deal with 23°C and instead of cool air was pumping out not that cool air.

 

Trip to see my local aircon man, 20 minutes later, ambient temp at 22°C, temp of air from Jeep vents - 0°C. Result.

 

Does your aircon man do all makes? Cos my aircon comes on but does fuck all else. Clutch kicks in but NO COLD. Eugh.

 

Yup. He's pretty good too.

 

OK, put him on my list as well.

[Negative Creep]

Well that night actually went really well, far better than i was expecting. We clicked straight away and felt comfortable which is very unusual for me with someone ive just met. Downside is im now at work having got 3 hours sleep last night

[revolting peasant]

[messerschmitt owner]

fishy smell?

 

sloppy seconds?

 

CIM?

 

A-levels?

 

We need to know!

 

Hope it works out.

[Cavcraft]

Stinky fingers?

 

[Negative Creep]

Well what can i say, a quick trip to macdonalds drive thru and she couldnt resist

[Pete-M]

[Mr_Bo11ox]

I pottered about in the garage till 3 am last night! BANK HOLIDAY WEEKEND WIN