What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[ashmicro]

Your cat is KWALITE M8. Spitter of one of our's too, how old is he/she?

Not sure, Cav, as she was a stray, but we think about 6 or 7 years old. Made me laugh yesterday morning - Dolly (the cat) gets her scoff on a 4ft high worktop, and our big border collie can ALMOST reach the cat's dish, but not quite. Yesterday am, cat was on said shelf and the dog jumped up, you know, front paws. Without missing a bite, Dolly kicks the dog right on the nose with ther back leg. Priceless!

[trigger]

My cat has just had a piss of blood Looks like a trip to the vets first thing in the morning... Hang on wrong thread.

[Mr H Sceptre]

Good luck with the vet visit Trigger.Cats rule.Fact.

[trigger]

Thanks Mr S, The wifes quite upset about it but according to google it's quite common with male cats, it's called FLUTD or something, It can kill them though

[ashmicro]

Thanks Mr S, The wifes quite upset about it but according to google it's quite common with male cats, it's called FLUTD or something, It can kill them though

Hope kitty's OK Trig. Vet first thing would be good.I always think being a vet must be pretty tough. I mean, you have to know about all sorts of animals. If you're a doctor, you only need know about humans. And dentists FFS. Go to medical school for 2 weeks, rip out all the pages on teeth and fuck off to the students Union.Best wishes to your cat.I love cats (as the amount of Jaguars I have owned will attest)

[Mr H Sceptre]

I think I'm right in thinking that it takes longer to train as a vet than it does to be a doctor.I reckon it would be heartbraking being a vet. A few years ago I had to take my sisters cat to be put down. It was unbearble.

[chester drawers]

Hope things work out for the cat Trigger. Cats are a definite WIN.

[brammy777]

Cats are massive win, even 11 years after mine ran away, I still miss her. She was the same age as me too, shame she could be a bit grumpy.....

[chester drawers]

 

10/10 for the cat.

 

0/10 for the anti-static precautions. What was it you were saying about early life board failure again

[Tayne]

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[dollywobbler]

 

Pebble also wishes your cat good luck Trig!

[ashmicro]

10/10 for the cat.0/10 for the anti-static precautions. What was it you were saying about early life board failure again

LOL fair one. That's a goosed board and GFX card that I had taken out. My ESP wrist strap always alarms people, as I have it on a 3 pin "kettle" lead, connected to the earth pin only. When folks see me snapping the wrist strap on and then plugging myself in I get a lot of looks!**EDITED TO ADD** Cheers for the tip about the ASRock boards Chester. The one I ordered arrived, and job jobbed 20 mins later.

[504GL]

10/10 for the cat.0/10 for the anti-static precautions. What was it you were saying about early life board failure again

LOL fair one. That's a goosed board and GFX card that I had taken out. My ESP wrist strap always alarms people, as I have it on a 3 pin "kettle" lead, connected to the earth pin only. When folks see me snapping the wrist strap on and then plugging myself in I get a lot of looks!**EDITED TO ADD** Cheers for the tip about the ASRock boards Chester. The one I ordered arrived, and job jobbed 20 mins later.

LOL If I did that I'd pretend to get shocked just to see the look on their faces

[j-j]

GETZ WELL SOONZ TRIG!

 

 

from lily

[Lankytim]

I was always under impression that being a vet was a great career as theres less training compared to being a doctor, plus if you accidentally inject a Hamster with battery acid instead of hamster medicine theres no inquirey when it snuffs it. "sorry, heres your hamster back, thall be £342.76 plz. NEXT"In my younger years I gave alot of thought to becoming a vet, but I just dont think I could hack putting animals to sleep. So I became a lorry driver instead.

[wuvvum]

Arizona would like to add her good wishes. As would the Alpine and the Espace. I can't speak for the Focus as it isn't mine.

 

[trigger]

Cheers guys for the concern, He's booked into the vet's for 3.20 to check him over, He seems fine today and there was no blood in his litter tray this morning, just wee so I'm sure that he's fine.

 

Kai say's Whatcha lookin' at?

 

[mk1_4dr]

Catsticks are full of win.

If, that is, win comes in the shape of hairballs and part digested biscuits

 

Kitten (on the left) Molly (his mum -- on the right)

 

Mr Moo

 

Little one.

 

They all hope that Kai is well.

[504GL]

Tappet hopes that Kai is well too

 

 

Even if only so he can chase him

[Hudsonpie]

I became an uncle for the first time, my sister has had a few health

worries and a couple of miscarrages, but the other day she popped this little beauty out....

I'm well chuffed

 

Saw this at a bus shelter when I picked my daughter up from the Uni.

 

 

Made me smile.

Crikey the kid looks just like my son....spooky

My boy Hudson surprised me yesterday by tugging my arm and saying

"E-Type....E-Type..." I looked over to where he had been playing and

he had a copy of Practical Classics on the floor, opened on a page that contained an E-Type, made my day as he's only two....got fucking expensive taste then......

 

Cats rock, we have one that visits regularly, and weve got quite attatched to him, but he has gone missing.

His actual owners are gutted as they got him for their little girl....

Come back Alfie...theres a tasty tin of tuna in the cupboard....

 

Vets....my aunt used to be a vet, and said it was heart breaking to have to put animals down. It was'nt that that bothered her though, it was the attitude of some of her more wealthy clients towards thier animals, and the guys who have certain dogs to make them look "hard" without really knowing or caring much about their pets. Most people in between were generally ok.

She did have a huge amount of respect for homeless people, as they would often put their dogs first, and she said alot of them had dogs as a true companion and not just a pet.

[Mr H Sceptre]

Yep, good luck from Claude

 

 

And Clarence

 

[504GL]

Cats rock, we have one that visits regularly, and weve got quite attatched to him, but he has gone missing.His actual owners are gutted as they got him for their little girl.... Come back Alfie...theres a tasty tin of tuna in the cupboard....

Sadly a lot of cats are too trusting. We've had 3 cats which have been quite attached to us in the last few years and 2 disappeared

[Mr Lobster]

Hope kitteh is all ok Trig,

 

So does Wispa

 

 

and Diablo

 

 

although he's not prepared to share his catnip fish.

[Hudsonpie]

Cats rock, we have one that visits regularly, and weve got quite attatched to him, but he has gone missing.His actual owners are gutted as they got him for their little girl.... Come back Alfie...theres a tasty tin of tuna in the cupboard....

Sadly a lot of cats are too trusting. We've had 3 cats which have been quite attached to us in the last few years and 2 disappeared

They can be sly bastards aswell, there is a manky looking tom knocking about our way, (might be him who scared Alfie off).He was out the front doing all the purring and squeaking so I thought I would make friends.......offered out my hand and the fucker scratched me to death.....

[504GL]

Cats rock, we have one that visits regularly, and weve got quite attatched to him, but he has gone missing.His actual owners are gutted as they got him for their little girl.... Come back Alfie...theres a tasty tin of tuna in the cupboard....

Sadly a lot of cats are too trusting. We've had 3 cats which have been quite attached to us in the last few years and 2 disappeared

They can be sly bastards aswell, there is a manky looking tom knocking about our way, (might be him who scared Alfie off).He was out the front doing all the purring and squeaking so I thought I would make friends.......offered out my hand and the fucker scratched me to death.....

A big part of the reason I'm a dog person tbh. The cats around our way have been nice but I had way too many bad experiences as a kid. Cats can be little psychotic backstabbing bar stewards

[trigger]

Ahh yours are cute Lobster!.And congrats sister to Mr Hudson, Glad mother and baby are well, We have some friends that have had two miscarrages so far and i know they deeply upset by it and have little hope in having any children so it's nice to hear when things do work out.

[Hudsonpie]

Thanks Trigger I feel for people who have this sort of trouble. I will show her this, she will be well chuffed.....

Edit..

I just popped out fo a ciggie and came back in to find me boy checking out Autoshite....

[chester drawers]

Currently reading:

"Singing" at choir practice, jumping on bridal trains, disrupting parish meetings etc. Third installment is Castle Cats. Not got that one yet.

[chester drawers]

A mate's cat helping with repairs. Looks cute, but was feral and remains quite feisty!

 

Another feline visitor. Very hairy. Once caught in the kitchen after climbing through the window to admire an apple pie. No pictures of that I’m afraid. Underneath all that fur there’s actually very little cat.

 

Squeaky. Visits several times a day. Missing his partner in crime who succumbed to kidney failure last year

[trigger]

I just popped out fo a ciggie and came back in to find me boy checking out Autoshite....

I hope he likes what he sees Well after a expensive trip to the vets it's seems my pussy has Cystitis, bought on by being a big cat, Stress from the new dog, being neutered and eating dry food, Apparently it's quite common in male cats.So I've just bought £44 worth of medication for him and I've got to some how get a urine sample from him as well which will be fun!.