What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[whitevanman]

Getting my mates 1.8cvh Sierra through it's MOT.......only failed on emmisions, but that might be because the tester had it set on an Injected CVH with cat .........computer says NO, retest as correct engine=PASS........

[Gompo]

or a run around Southwell.

..Southwell is usually worth a run through, I like to take a diversion that way for potential totty etc..Apparently there's a few supercars resident, but not seen anyway. Worth a quick look at what overly expensive Sherwood Restorations have in stock too. Good on 'em for still going though

[pompei]

How do you turn a dog into a fox? 10 pints of Old Speckled Hen.

[pogweasel]

10 pints of OSH is impossible.

[AlsoMike]

10 pints of OSH is impossible.

You aren't trying hard enough.

[warren t claim]

Seeing my little boy for the first time in nearly 9 months today. It's a shame his tarty trollop of a mother was 40mins late but I'll let the solicitor deal with that on Monday...

[Minimad5]

Seeing my little boy for the first time in nearly 9 months today. It's a shame his tarty trollop of a mother was 40mins late but I'll let the solicitor deal with that on Monday...

Glad you got to see him mate.Hope you took him out for Ice Cream ! (I know the weather was sh!t, but everyone loves ice cream )Well chuffed for you

[Mr H Sceptre]

Seeing my little boy for the first time in nearly 9 months today. It's a shame his tarty trollop of a mother was 40mins late but I'll let the solicitor deal with that on Monday...

Excellent.

[Pillock]

Good news WtC, bet it made all the stress worthwhile

[Hudsonpie]

Seeing my little boy for the first time in nearly 9 months today. It's a shame his tarty trollop of a mother was 40mins late but I'll let the solicitor deal with that on Monday...

Excellent.

Brilliant

[Cavcraft]

Seeing my little boy for the first time in nearly 9 months today. It's a shame his tarty trollop of a mother was 40mins late but I'll let the solicitor deal with that on Monday...

Nice one mucker!

[warren t claim]

Thanks for all your kind messages of support over the last week.I'm not out of the woods yet but I like to think I'm at least over half way.I hope 30 Tagoras appear on the bay with a £25 BIN for all of your positive karma!

[brammy777]

^ Well I hope everything goes well Warren, I imagine its bloody hard having things like that happen. Im going karting this thursday with my college, no doubt itll be revenge of the egos or something very similar. But whatever, Ill just do my best, I have driven quads, snowmobiles and karts alot, so ill give it my all. I look forward to the bruises...

[Rusty Pelican]

I hope 30 Tagoras appear on the bay with a £25 BIN for all of your positive karma!

Got my £25 out the bank ready , seriously hope all goes well from now on .

[brammy777]

The Morris/Austin day at brooklands was really good, got over 50 pictures of cars and old lorries just left to rust outside. Ill put a few on here, keep your eyes peeled.

[mattblack]

Been down to the allotment this afternoon, sun was shining, birds were singing. Tempted a robin over with some juicy worms, hope to get it eating from my hand.Mrs. mattblack has got the dinner on, and I've got the day off work tomorrow...

[myglaren]

Saw this at a bus shelter when I picked my daughter up from the Uni.

 

 

Made me smile.

[Mr H Sceptre]

Been down to the allotment this afternoon, sun was shining, birds were singing. Tempted a robin over with some juicy worms, hope to get it eating from my hand.Mrs. mattblack has got the dinner on, and I've got the day off work tomorrow...

That sounds like a very successful day. 2 questions:1. What do you grow down the allotment?2. What did the good lady make for tea?

[mattblack]

Been down to the allotment this afternoon, sun was shining, birds were singing. Tempted a robin over with some juicy worms, hope to get it eating from my hand.Mrs. mattblack has got the dinner on, and I've got the day off work tomorrow...

That sounds like a very successful day. 2 questions:1. What do you grow down the allotment?2. What did the good lady make for tea?

1. We've got onions and garlic in at the moment. O/H Planted broad bean plants out today and sowed parsnip seeds. Got seed potatoes to go in, leek seedlings when it's time and we will plant runner beans and brussels as well. Plus things like carrots, radish Ect. We usualy do well with strwberries and rasperries, and had plenty of cougettes and squash last year. Oh, and chichory 2. Chicken, stuffing, potatoes, chichory (see above!), cabbage, runner beans (own grown) and carrots. And gravy. And red wine. . And I found a packet of chocolate bourbons in the cupboard I didn't know we'd got...

[Mr H Sceptre]

Been down to the allotment this afternoon, sun was shining, birds were singing. Tempted a robin over with some juicy worms, hope to get it eating from my hand.Mrs. mattblack has got the dinner on, and I've got the day off work tomorrow...

That sounds like a very successful day. 2 questions:1. What do you grow down the allotment?2. What did the good lady make for tea?

1. We've got onions and garlic in at the moment. O/H Planted broad bean plants out today and sowed parsnip seeds. Got seed potatoes to go in, leek seedlings when it's time and we will plant runner beans and brussels as well. Plus things like carrots, radish Ect. We usualy do well with strwberries and rasperries, and had plenty of cougettes and squash last year. Oh, and chichory 2. Chicken, stuffing, potatoes, chichory (see above!), cabbage, runner beans (own grown) and carrots. And gravy. And red wine. . And I found a packet of chocolate bourbons in the cupboard I didn't know we'd got...

Bloody good tea that. Textbook. And finding the bourbons is sheer WIN.

[ashmicro]

My cat

 

 

I KAN HAZ FIX COPMUTERZ

 

 

Also, flogged the hearse Jag ( made a few bob) and bought this.

 

 

Makes me grin, loadza kit, cavernous and quite quick.

[Cavcraft]

Your cat is KWALITE M8. Spitter of one of our's too, how old is he/she?

[ashmicro]

Your cat is KWALITE M8. Spitter of one of our's too, how old is he/she?

Not sure, Cav, as she was a stray, but we think about 6 or 7 years old. Made me laugh yesterday morning - Dolly (the cat) gets her scoff on a 4ft high worktop, and our big border collie can ALMOST reach the cat's dish, but not quite. Yesterday am, cat was on said shelf and the dog jumped up, you know, front paws. Without missing a bite, Dolly kicks the dog right on the nose with ther back leg. Priceless!

[trigger]

My cat has just had a piss of blood Looks like a trip to the vets first thing in the morning... Hang on wrong thread.

[Mr H Sceptre]

Good luck with the vet visit Trigger.Cats rule.Fact.

[trigger]

Thanks Mr S, The wifes quite upset about it but according to google it's quite common with male cats, it's called FLUTD or something, It can kill them though

[ashmicro]

Thanks Mr S, The wifes quite upset about it but according to google it's quite common with male cats, it's called FLUTD or something, It can kill them though

Hope kitty's OK Trig. Vet first thing would be good.I always think being a vet must be pretty tough. I mean, you have to know about all sorts of animals. If you're a doctor, you only need know about humans. And dentists FFS. Go to medical school for 2 weeks, rip out all the pages on teeth and fuck off to the students Union.Best wishes to your cat.I love cats (as the amount of Jaguars I have owned will attest)

[Mr H Sceptre]

I think I'm right in thinking that it takes longer to train as a vet than it does to be a doctor.I reckon it would be heartbraking being a vet. A few years ago I had to take my sisters cat to be put down. It was unbearble.

[chester drawers]

Hope things work out for the cat Trigger. Cats are a definite WIN.

[brammy777]

Cats are massive win, even 11 years after mine ran away, I still miss her. She was the same age as me too, shame she could be a bit grumpy.....