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A special edition sporting seat covers & door cards in the same pattern as that duvet cover would seem to be in order. The Fiesta Dunelm or something. There'd be some nice graphics on the boot lid and wings too. A bit like those Dash editions only for the less fashion conscious punter.

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A special edition featuring seat covers & door cards in the same pattern as that duvet cover would seem to be in order. The Fiesta Dunelm or something. There'd be some nice graphics on the boot lid and wings too. A bit like those Dash editions only for the less fashion conscious punter.

FIESTA DASH!!! ftw!!!! Do any still exist?
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What made me grin earlier was leaving work, and the sky wasn't entirely dark! It's almost summer!

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^^Can't remember the last one I saw on the road. Struggling to find any hosted images, but I've got 'em in a [stored] brochure.

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You would never have known by looking at him would you...

 

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It was the second most-read story on the BBC last night and I bet every single reader said something along these lines. :lol: I know I did.

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Being back on the internet!!!It's been A MONTH! I've no idea how I survived...

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I feel a bit sorry for him, he's a relatively harmless old perv who would have gone ignored except in the local media 10-20 years ago.

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I feel a bit sorry for him, he's a relatively harmless old perv who would have gone ignored except in the local media 10-20 years ago.

:lol: is that why he's now your avatar??
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I feel a bit sorry for him, he's an exceptionally ugly man who clearly will never have any kind of real sex life and 100 years ago would have been in a circus freak show.

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No, the story made me chortle, as well as his "wrong 'un" appearance.I'm just as bad as everybody else.

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MICRA IN MOT PASS SHOCK!!! WILL IT AFFECT HOUSE PRICES???Had to use a different testing station and to my surprise it passed! No bribe required, £20 note still in ashtray. Just a couple of advises on a small oil leak and a slightly flaky brake pipe. :D

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I can sleep in a cool bedroom tonight :D

You want a cool ( read bloody freezing ) bedroom , just come and stay at my house , il give you cold , youve no idea . :lol:
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Jeff Stelling from Sky Sports. Surely the greatest programme host of ever?

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Probably not. When he started on countdown, I had no idea who he was. Possibly on account of not having sky TV, and considering association football to be a total waste of time & energy.

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I can sleep in a cool bedroom tonight :D

You want a cool ( read bloody freezing ) bedroom , just come and stay at my house , il give you cold , youve no idea . :lol:
Autoshite turns to man-o-man dating website SHOCKER!BTW RPelican, your technique could do with a bit of refining. At least buy him a drink first.
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A special edition featuring seat covers & door cards in the same pattern as that duvet cover would seem to be in order. The Fiesta Dunelm or something. There'd be some nice graphics on the boot lid and wings too. A bit like those Dash editions only for the less fashion conscious punter.

FIESTA DASH!!! ftw!!!! Do any still exist?
My Ma had an Escort Dash. I've regailed you lot with the story before, but she won it... it was a blue and silver ragtop, and it was shit. So shit she didn't keep it, despite it being free, and 4 months later it was on the local used car lot. Clearly other people thought the same thing, Doovla reckon it only lasted 6 years before becoming untaxed...I might try some Autoshite special editions. I'm bored and lonely tonight. Watch this space.
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I love to go drifting in local car-parks during winter. Picture was taken today in the afternoon, was great fun and made me grin. :twisted:

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I can sleep in a cool bedroom tonight :D

You want a cool ( read bloody freezing ) bedroom , just come and stay at my house , il give you cold , youve no idea . :lol:
Autoshite turns to man-o-man dating website SHOCKER!BTW RPelican, your technique could do with a bit of refining. At least buy him a drink first.
:lol::lol::lol: Buy a drink :shock: , coffee or nout im afraid , and thats only because Mrs RP bought fair trade stuff , might be good for the farmers but it tastes fugging discusting .
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I'm not much of a rugby fan but took great delight in England's win today.

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My allegro! My sister and her boyfriend went on a mission to get it for me today! She loved it! Phoned me three times on the way to say how nice it was to drive and what a head turner it was!Pics tomorrow, when someone who knows how to work cameras is here... :oops:

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Good news, great sister & boyfriend! I don't see my sister doing that for me...

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Bless them, they did about 180 miles, 4hrs driving today and are getting up at 5:30 tomorow to make it back in time for Chris to play football (he even missed a nights work for this trip!), all just so I could get my car today!I think they enjoyed it though, esp Abby. Her first comment when she saw my pics was "what the fudge is that shed, you haven't bought it?" now she says its a beast, really nice drive, comfortable and nippy. We may have a convert! :P

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Nice one, get her on here, there's hope yet! We gonna have a girl's section then? :lol:

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I can sleep in a cool bedroom tonight :D

You want a cool ( read bloody freezing ) bedroom , just come and stay at my house , il give you cold , youve no idea . :lol:
Autoshite turns to man-o-man dating website SHOCKER!BTW RPelican, your technique could do with a bit of refining. At least buy him a drink first.
:lol::lol::lol: Buy a drink :shock: , coffee or nout im afraid , and thats only because Mrs RP bought fair trade stuff , might be good for the farmers but it tastes fugging discusting .
Careful! I might take up the offer one day (in summer) :twisted:
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Jeff Stelling from Sky Sports. Surely the greatest programme host of ever?

Agreed. The man is a true legend.
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Jeff Stelling from Sky Sports. Surely the greatest programme host of ever?

Please no, he was decent 5+ years ago when he was more impartial/unbiased. Was always amusing seeing him trying to cover up his disappointment when Hartlepool had lost and the like. Now they've turned it into some sort of Pantomime.It is good that they have more cameras at grounds on Soccer Saturday now though. Dean Windass is a my new favourite reporter.
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Jeff Stelling from Sky Sports. Surely the greatest programme host of ever?

Please no, he was decent 5+ years ago when he was more impartial/unbiased. Was always amusing seeing him trying to cover up his disappointment when Hartlepool had lost and the like. Now they've turned it into some sort of Pantomime.It is good that they have more cameras at grounds on Soccer Saturday now though. Dean Windass is a my new favourite reporter.
I'm a big fan of Chris Kamara.

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