What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[Mr H Sceptre]

I've just learnt to block out nagging, it's actually got to a point where my brain can actually turn the nagging into a flat, muffled noise that doesn't hurt my ears. She no longer seems to notice I don't listen anymore.

A bloody useful skill.

[Pete-M]

Sheer class.

[Guest]

Ford Escort, ideal for HAVING IT OFF.

[barrett]

Just won this Touch LP on the bay.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=150409486756&ssPageName=STRK:MEWNX:IT

 

There is another on there with a BIN of £277, but realistically it's worth about £70-80. Still, £12 is a massive bargain and i'm well chuffed as i've been after this for aaaaaages.

[STUNO]

Good service from a retailer. Decided Friday night not to buy the Saab I wanted. Went into town on Sat morning and bought a home airconditioning system instead. The staff member knew what he was talking about and got me the correct system. Mon was a bank holiday so the installer called in Tues evening to check the work required and arrange installation. Today Friday I got home from work and the unit was looking like it had always been there and working well. Thats 4 working days from purchase. Thanks Harvey Normans!I can sleep in a cool bedroom tonight

[Guest]

Proper manufacturer wheeltrims make me happy, especially on cars which rarely sport their original ones nowadays.

 

 

Just spent ages carefully cleaning all the road muck and brake dust out of all the little holes and polished them up. Concours spec! All I need to do now is be in a marriage with a wife who regularly locks herself in the bathroom to have a bit of a cry.

[pogweasel]

WOW, GR9 wurk, Hirst!

What a way to spend a friday night, you really know how to live*

 

 

*Says the saddo who is just finishing work, having started at half six this morning

[Guest]

What you can't see is that there's some proper tasty young lady on the other side of the bed. She can sod off though, I'm going to talk to my Internet buddies!

[chester drawers]

A special edition sporting seat covers & door cards in the same pattern as that duvet cover would seem to be in order. The Fiesta Dunelm or something. There'd be some nice graphics on the boot lid and wings too. A bit like those Dash editions only for the less fashion conscious punter.

[warren t claim]

A special edition featuring seat covers & door cards in the same pattern as that duvet cover would seem to be in order. The Fiesta Dunelm or something. There'd be some nice graphics on the boot lid and wings too. A bit like those Dash editions only for the less fashion conscious punter.

FIESTA DASH!!! ftw!!!! Do any still exist?

[dollywobbler]

What made me grin earlier was leaving work, and the sky wasn't entirely dark! It's almost summer!

[chester drawers]

^^Can't remember the last one I saw on the road. Struggling to find any hosted images, but I've got 'em in a [stored] brochure.

[Milford Cubicle]

http://www.takeaweirdbreak.com/

 

All the best bits from mental women's magazines

 

 

 

[rocco1504]

Had a Good crease up at this,

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6931396/Towns-mayor-caught-on-camera-stealing-womens-underwear.html

 

not only bloody embarassing for him, but what a Mush ?.

 

Anything you'd like to explain Milford ?

[retrogeezer]

You would never have known by looking at him would you...

 

[Richard]

It was the second most-read story on the BBC last night and I bet every single reader said something along these lines. I know I did.

[garycox]

Being back on the internet!!!It's been A MONTH! I've no idea how I survived...

[Milford Cubicle]

I feel a bit sorry for him, he's a relatively harmless old perv who would have gone ignored except in the local media 10-20 years ago.

[FredTransit]

I feel a bit sorry for him, he's a relatively harmless old perv who would have gone ignored except in the local media 10-20 years ago.

is that why he's now your avatar??

[pogweasel]

I feel a bit sorry for him, he's an exceptionally ugly man who clearly will never have any kind of real sex life and 100 years ago would have been in a circus freak show.

Edited for accuracy.

[Milford Cubicle]

No, the story made me chortle, as well as his "wrong 'un" appearance.I'm just as bad as everybody else.

[warren t claim]

MICRA IN MOT PASS SHOCK!!! WILL IT AFFECT HOUSE PRICES???Had to use a different testing station and to my surprise it passed! No bribe required, £20 note still in ashtray. Just a couple of advises on a small oil leak and a slightly flaky brake pipe.

[Rusty Pelican]

I can sleep in a cool bedroom tonight

You want a cool ( read bloody freezing ) bedroom , just come and stay at my house , il give you cold , youve no idea .

[Cavcraft]

Jeff Stelling from Sky Sports. Surely the greatest programme host of ever?

[pogweasel]

Probably not. When he started on countdown, I had no idea who he was. Possibly on account of not having sky TV, and considering association football to be a total waste of time & energy.

[Pillock]

I can sleep in a cool bedroom tonight

You want a cool ( read bloody freezing ) bedroom , just come and stay at my house , il give you cold , youve no idea .

Autoshite turns to man-o-man dating website SHOCKER!BTW RPelican, your technique could do with a bit of refining. At least buy him a drink first.

[Pillock]

A special edition featuring seat covers & door cards in the same pattern as that duvet cover would seem to be in order. The Fiesta Dunelm or something. There'd be some nice graphics on the boot lid and wings too. A bit like those Dash editions only for the less fashion conscious punter.

FIESTA DASH!!! ftw!!!! Do any still exist?

My Ma had an Escort Dash. I've regailed you lot with the story before, but she won it... it was a blue and silver ragtop, and it was shit. So shit she didn't keep it, despite it being free, and 4 months later it was on the local used car lot. Clearly other people thought the same thing, Doovla reckon it only lasted 6 years before becoming untaxed...I might try some Autoshite special editions. I'm bored and lonely tonight. Watch this space.

[Lukas]

 

I love to go drifting in local car-parks during winter. Picture was taken today in the afternoon, was great fun and made me grin.

[Rusty Pelican]

I can sleep in a cool bedroom tonight

You want a cool ( read bloody freezing ) bedroom , just come and stay at my house , il give you cold , youve no idea .

Autoshite turns to man-o-man dating website SHOCKER!BTW RPelican, your technique could do with a bit of refining. At least buy him a drink first.

Buy a drink , coffee or nout im afraid , and thats only because Mrs RP bought fair trade stuff , might be good for the farmers but it tastes fugging discusting .

[Cavcraft]

I'm not much of a rugby fan but took great delight in England's win today.