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[John F]

John F:  replace it with a Buddhist Landrover sticker.  Many lives, live them all.

 

I was thinking of going for a Dignitas-themed slogan... One Life, Leave It.

[beko1987]

Cars up on the ramps at thw front, and Im currently trying to find the motivation to get underneath it and swap the exhaust over

[catsinthewelder]

Finally got off my arse and crawled under the Cherry. I can't find any problems with the linkage so I assume the box must be knackered. I did cure an annoying rattle though and found an exhaust blow while I was at it.

[Kiltox]

On a train for some leisurely Saturday morning collectioneering. Nothing too exciting though.

[JohnK]

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[HH-R]

My car has failed its MOT on rear wheel bearings. At 54,000 miles. SHITE.

 

Seriously thinking about driving the thing into a big wall and getting a Dacia on £99/month for 5 years, it's less than I'm paying per month to keep shite on the road!

[Kiltox]

My car has failed its MOT on rear wheel bearings. At 54,000 miles. SHITE.

Seriously thinking about driving the thing into a big wall and getting a Dacia on £99/month for 5 years, it's less than I'm paying per month to keep shite on the road!

Think we all have moments like this - I usually see sense before I actually go to a dealer though!

[skattrd]

John, congrats on the incoming addition, but you've got 6 months to enjoy the ST before you need to get rid and buy buy an XJR or Thema 8.32

[trigger]

Congraulations on the 3rd John!

[trigger]

Get a Mondeo ST220, win win!

[phil_lihp]

Mind the gap please. Hammersmith and City achieved.

[Lacquer Peel]

Condoms are only about 30p each.

[HMC]

Congrats on no 3 John, another reason to go and buy foad's espace?!

[Pillock]

Get yourself on Mumsnet, every other thread in their motoring forum is about which cars you can get three baby seats in the back of.

[JohnK]

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[vulgalour]

Why do car child seats have to be so big and bulky?  I can get three in the back of the Focus diesel no problem... Off to find a fast saloon to replace it with I think.

 

 

 

Chompy demonstrated you can get three full size child seats in the back of an MG ZT without difficulty and they are a fast saloon car.  You can also get a pram in the boot and the week's shopping while still having enough room in the cabin for two adults, three children and all their seats.  I was astonished when I saw it done.

[Lord Sterling]

Motherly_Micra went to Mahmouds garage today for clutch replacement. Got halfway through and found the wrong part was delivered. So, got given a battered W-reg KA as a courtesy car until Micra is done.

Well, still no word on the Micra, I was hoping this would be the case as it would mean travelling to Birmingham and shifting cars between Ma's house and Mahmouds garage givng me little time to get to course. Now hopefully I'll have a more relaxing day. Just course and back home.

 

Booked in BMW to Rybrook BMW for recall work, should be interesting as I've never taken my own car to a dealer for work before.

[anonymous user]

Will you still get all that shopping, etc. in a ZT260 though, isn't the boot smaller due to the rear axle?

 

I've just had an interesting moment with the Land Rover; about two weeks ago the brake servo failed so a new one was fitted. Today when driving out of a car-park I had a bit of coughing and spluttering with it, nothing unusual it does that sometimes, but when I went to use the brake I had a very hard pedal. Went around the block and the spluttery misfire was still there and brake pedal still very hard. Poppped the bonnet and noticed that where the vacuum hose attaches to the servo there was a hole beneath the hose that looked like it should have a plug in it

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I went back around the same road and pulled up where it had first played up, I had a walk up the road and my "eagle eyes" spotted a small black plastic piece on the side of the road. Yes it was the missing plug, slightly mangled as it must have been run over, but it did fit back in. The barkes are now back to normal and misfire gone, I made an emergency purchase of some gaffer tape (yes I know I should always keep some in the car, but I have used it to mend the kitchen sofa) plug is now gaffer taped over to stop it falling out.

[Lacquer Peel]

To be fair I've spent the last half hour searching for more compact child seats to squeeze into the Focus. That's proved quite successful actually as opposed to changing car.

 

I don't want a people carrier - been there and done that with a Zafira as a dog van a few years back. Plus, at some point three kids will have to fit in the back of an e23 and the rear seats aren't huge in them tbh.

 

Worst case scenario the ST will be sold and I will replace it with an S-Max with the same engine! Options to avoid that will be used I reckon.

Lots of Volvos come with built in booster seats dating back to 850s and 940s and I'm sure you could fit three seats across.

[skattrd]

I was actually gonna suggest an 850r/t5 for Mr_K's fast car, same engine as the focus ST innit

[MarvinsMom]

did those volovo 850 estates have the 2 little dicky/kiddy seats in the boot like the monty estate and 240 estate used to?

[richardmorris]

Currently depressed with Wales' efforts at twickenham. But before that I polished the car with poorboys black hole and blue paste stuff. Looks quite good.

 

Also it's been Spring-like today, with a nice sunset.

[cort16]

The p6 is still wazzing out water as one of the ancient jubilee clips is knackered. Also the hoses aren't that great either. There;s a guy on eBay selling full new hose sets for 40 quid, which I recon is worthwhile.

It's also still a pig to start I think the manual choke either isn't opening all the way or one of the carbs is opening more than the other. Once I applied the secondary choke it started fine.

 

[phil_lihp]

Aaaand...it's home.  Considerably more successful than the last collection, the Octavia is fantastic, devouring the miles with ease and barely using any fuel.  I could get used to this.  It feels like it's done less than half the miles, really can't fault it, especially for the money.  I had a really pleasant trip down on the train and an even better drive home with bright sunshine and clear skies.  Also, the stereo is superb and coped well with some very loud Pink Floyd and the Parrot bluetooth handsfree kit works a treat so that's a bonus.

 

 

Lee is a top bloke who picked me up from the station, fed me tea and cake and generally couldn't have been more helpful, apart from not letting me take his dog home with me.  Yet another marvelous autoshite car purchasing experience.

[JohnK]

Hang on a minute, phil_lihp in modern shocker....

 

Where is the real guy????

[scaryoldcortina]

Is a 16 year old skoda still modern?

[JohnK]

Compared to his usual steeds it is ...

[Cheggers]

The p6 is still wazzing out water as one of the ancient jubilee clips is knackered. Also the hoses aren't that great either. There;s a guy on eBay selling full new hose sets for 40 quid, which I recon is worthwhile.

It's also still a pig to start I think the manual choke either isn't opening all the way or one of the carbs is opening more than the other. Once I applied the secondary choke it started fine.

 

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Help me out here...what's going on with the light brown strip coming up from inbetween the carbs??

[phil_lihp]

I do consider this 'modern' by my own standards, depends on your view I guess but my yardstick for 'modern' was set at about 1998 some considerable time ago and doesn't seem to be moving.

 

Hang on a minute, phil_lihp in modern shocker....

Where is the real guy????

 

As my Dad said last weekend when I mentioned what I was getting, "Good grief, a car from this century".

 

Only just!

[hairnet]

John F:  replace it with a Buddhist Landrover sticker.  Many lives, live them all.

 

 

One Life Fuck It

 

 

Just change it to "ONE LICE".

 

 

FRIED RICE EAT IT

one oil leak - fix it