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[GrumpiusMaximus]

I fucking hate those lumps of granite. That road constantly slows down to a crawl because people slow down to look at it.

I agree with the traffic issues...  The A303 is a dream when it's the middle of the night but around Amesbury during the day it's a fucking mess.

 

However, neolithic man didn't know that trying to do 60 in a Ford Cortina past it would ever be a problem.  I like the stones.

 

In more, unrelated news I did a thing!  I'm quite new to the idea of maintaining my own vehicles besides from very minor things.  This is also a minor thing but I changed the air and oil filters and changed the oil on my Golf this afternoon (after getting back to Kent from Devon).  Seems to idle smoother and we'll see how it drives when I go to Cambridge tomorrow night...

 

I'm genuinely amazed at how the little Lidl oil pump worked.  I was expecting it to take more than half an hour but it only took about 10 minutes to get all the oil out (just under five litres) and I didn't make a mess of the floor, the car or myself.

 

It's only been 20,000 miles since the last service.  Oops.  Fuel filter on order.

 

 

[They_all_do_that_sir]

I agree with the traffic issues... The A303 is a dream when it's the middle of the night but around Amesbury during the day it's a fucking mess.

 

However, neolithic man didn't know that trying to do 60 in a Ford Cortina past it would ever be a problem. I like the stones.

 

In more, unrelated news I did a thing! I'm quite new to the idea of maintaining my own vehicles besides from very minor things. This is also a minor thing but I changed the air and oil filters and changed the oil on my Golf this afternoon (after getting back to Kent from Devon). Seems to idle smoother and we'll see how it drives when I go to Cambridge tomorrow night...

 

I'm genuinely amazed at how the little Lidl oil pump worked. I was expecting it to take more than half an hour but it only took about 10 minutes to get all the oil out (just under five litres) and I didn't make a mess of the floor, the car or myself.

 

It's only been 20,000 miles since the last service. Oops. Fuel filter on order.

 

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This is encouraging as I've just bought one of those lidl pumps but haven't used it yet....

 

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[GrumpiusMaximus]

This is encouraging as I've just bought one of those lidl pumps but haven't used it yet....

 

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Didn't have any issues with mine at all.  Make sure the filler cap is on so you get a decent vacuum and the oil is warmish (but not hot) and you're good to go.  First time I switched it on, it had a lot of bubbles in the line, they went when I put the filler cap back on.

[richardmorris]

The ZX went back to the Citroen garage this afternoon. Sadly the merc is not fixed. It’s definitely the bottom ball joint but they can’t get hold of the correct sized spring compressor tool.

I need to try and rouse a local guy again. Or try the dealer who still haven’t phoned since the first enquiry.

 

Lee thinks he’s found the reason for the noise in that the rubber bellows are loose and moving with the wheel and not fixed any more. He has packed it with grease which really made the noise a lot worse!

 

Grrr.

[davehedgehog31]

I agree with the traffic issues...  The A303 is a dream when it's the middle of the night but around Amesbury during the day it's a fucking mess.

 

However, neolithic man didn't know that trying to do 60 in a Ford Cortina past it would ever be a problem.  I like the stones.

 

In more, unrelated news I did a thing!  I'm quite new to the idea of maintaining my own vehicles besides from very minor things.  This is also a minor thing but I changed the air and oil filters and changed the oil on my Golf this afternoon (after getting back to Kent from Devon).  Seems to idle smoother and we'll see how it drives when I go to Cambridge tomorrow night...

 

I'm genuinely amazed at how the little Lidl oil pump worked.  I was expecting it to take more than half an hour but it only took about 10 minutes to get all the oil out (just under five litres) and I didn't make a mess of the floor, the car or myself.

 

It's only been 20,000 miles since the last service.  Oops.  Fuel filter on order.

 

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The extraction method is good, particularly for me covering big miles and changing oil regularly. My 407 has the paper type oil filter easily accessible from above so it's a breeze.

 

Seems to work better on some cars than others, on the 407 it seems to leave about half a litre behind - figure it's probably more than most moderns get in the garage so happy to live with it. 1.9 TDI Skoda Superb I had, it got the lot out.

[holbeck]

I mentioned on here before that my RAV4 was having alarm problems.

 

It comes at a time when it has less than a months MOT and it does need money spending.

 

In an attempt to get the alarm problem sorted I contacted a friend who does a bit of trading and knows RAV4s. 

 

Cut a long story short. he made me a very fair offer, I'm dropping it off tomorrow.

 

 

The ex HMC 205, now stepped up to frontline commuting duties.

[GrumpiusMaximus]

The stated capacity of mine is 4.8 Litres and it seems to have got about 4.6ish.  Hard to tell but the two bottles in the picture are 5L each and one is has about 500 mL of space and the other one has about 300 mL in it.  The oil filter is accessible from the top so it was very noob-friendly.  To be honest, I'm surprised that I didn't learn how to do this earlier.  It's so straightforward.

 

I've noticed quite a big difference.  I've been out for about an hour this evening up and down so A-roads and the throttle response is better and the engine definitely feels a lot more torquey.  That's probably just having a new air filter - the old one was filled with insects!

 

Thinking about the MOT advisory I had for CV gaiters and getting hold of some axle stands.  I have the Haynes manual and according to their ratings, it's about as difficult to do as a job I did last year without instructions...

[Parky]

The stated capacity of mine is 4.8 Litres and it seems to have got about 4.6ish.  Hard to tell but the two bottles in the picture are 5L each and one is has about 500 mL of space and the other one has about 300 mL in it.  The oil filter is accessible from the top so it was very noob-friendly.  To be honest, I'm surprised that I didn't learn how to do this earlier.  It's so straightforward.

 

I've noticed quite a big difference.  I've been out for about an hour this evening up and down so A-roads and the throttle response is better and the engine definitely feels a lot more torquey.  That's probably just having a new air filter - the old one was filled with insects!

 

Thinking about the MOT advisory I had for CV gaiters and getting hold of some axle stands.  I have the Haynes manual and according to their ratings, it's about as difficult to do as a job I did last year without instructions...

Good work Grumpius - it's not hard servicing a car and tremendously satisfying when it starts back up and runs better afterwards! And think of the money you just saved....

 

I would have a look at Youtube to see if anyone has changed driveshaft gaiters on a Golf (or anything similar) so you can see what you are faced with. The HBOL once told me it was easy to do on a Renault 9 so Dad and I gamely had a go. Shall we just say that when the other side went it was dispatched to the dealer

[GrumpiusMaximus]

Good work Grumpius - it's not hard servicing a car and tremendously satisfying when it starts back up and runs better afterwards! And think of the money you just saved....

 

I would have a look at Youtube to see if anyone has changed driveshaft gaiters on a Golf (or anything similar) so you can see what you are faced with. The HBOL once told me it was easy to do on a Renault 9 so Dad and I gamely had a go. Shall we just say that when the other side went it was dispatched to the dealer

The Haynes instructions aren't too bad but there's a bit where it talks about marking the position with a chalk pen.

 

Thanks for the advice.  It's a bit more safety-critical than I'd usually go for so if I'm not sure I'll bite the bullet and take it to my exceptionally good (but also slightly expensive) garage.

 

With the servicing, even buying the couple of tools I needed (pump £13, filter wrench £5, filter cap removal thing £7.99...) and parts I've easily saved £60 or so.  Will be even more next time and I want to keep this lump going.  It's only a MK IV Golf but it's only got 95,000 miles on it...

[The Moog]

Have a look at cost of driveshafts - JR ones on ebay are excellent. Quicker and easier that doing a boot.

 

Probably about £30.

[Noel Tidybeard]

In better news, I found that my local motor factor can (and has) supply me with decent quality bullet fuses that aren't made of tin foil so once I find out why the cigarette lighter/hazard circuit on the Princess is permanently live (there's a loose wire somewhere, I'm sure of it) I can get those fully operational again.  No battery drain or damage at the moment as the fuse did its job and blew, cutting the circuit.  I'm hoping it's not a  carpets or dash out job.

 

hazards should be permanent live

[SiC]

Reset the adaptations on the TT DSG gearbox. So it's driving and changing like shit now. Going to take some time by the looks of it to properly recalibrate itself. A quick 10 minute drive helped a lot, but setting off is slow and kangrooing.

 

Pushing down the nearside that thumps over bumps and sounds generally unhealthy, you can hear a kind of sloshing type noise. I suspect/fear it's the fancy magneride suspension shock leaking. I can't find a UK price, but sellers in the USA are listing shocks for just under $1000 a corner. Also the steering has started clunking when turning the wheel - most noticeable on the offside.

 

I'm getting the feeling that this may cost quite a bit to put right. Booked into my local garage for Monday to hear the pain.

 

Starting to have a little regret buying it too...

[320touring]

Most importantly, how's the oil pressure?

 

Sometimes modern cars can be scary as they're complex, but by the same token, I'm feeling the same thing reading the Haynes for the GSA..

[SiC]

Most importantly, how's the oil pressure?

 

Sometimes modern cars can be scary as they're complex, but by the same token, I'm feeling the same thing reading the Haynes for the GSA..

I saw a GS stripped down at the NEC show. Boy is there a lot of pipes in there!

 

Not sure on the gearbox oil pressure. Probably best if I don't check...

 

It's not the complexity that I fear, more so the part costs. Especially that suspension. However it looks like it's possible to get 4 springs & shocks to replace all the magneride system for less than one magneride shock. If more than one shock has gone, I may do that and reprogram out the fancy suspension using my VCDS.

[320touring]

I saw a GS stripped down at the NEC show. Boy is there a lot of pipes in there!

 

Not sure on the gearbox oil pressure. Probably best if I don't check...

 

It's not the complexity that I fear, more so the part costs. Especially that suspension. However it looks like it's possible to get 4 springs & shocks to replace all the magneride system for less than one magneride shock. If more than one shock has gone, I may do that and reprogram out the fancy suspension using my VCDS.

Aye it's a bit of a labyrinth!

 

I was maybe suggesting that "concerns over oil pressure" on an old MG are put into perspective upon encountering "magnetic Germanic shocks":)

[SiC]

Aye it's a bit of a labyrinth!

 

I was maybe suggesting that "concerns over oil pressure" on an old MG are put into perspective upon encountering "magnetic Germanic shocks":)

I see what you mean, however a rebuilt b-series is similar money to 4 new shocks on the TT! To be fair, it's an excellent system and is worth getting repaired.

 

Here is a autoshite approved explanation of what the system can do:

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Does anyone know if they ever did fit it as an option on the Omega? Or was it just a prototype platform they tried it on?

[wuvvum]

Just got home.  I have done entirely too much driving today.

 

 

Pez station shot:

 

[Jim Bell]

Just got home. I have done entirely too much driving today.

 

 

Pez station shot:

 

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Hes been driving in his car.

It is quite a Jaguar.

Madness.

[320touring]

Nicely done wuv

[cros]

205 is going for MOT at 10. Am nervous.

[Jim Bell]

Best of luck man.

[Datsuncog]

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/laguna-v6-auto/1292687460

 

Laguna issue fixed

 

So... the cure for sick Laguna is new Laguna... isn't that how hamsters work, too?

[cros]

Waiting my turn. Corrugated roof sheet is the new chequerplate.

 

I'm probed.

 

 

Things a bit up in the air.

 

Thank fuck for that.

 

[Tadhg Tiogar]

Looking for a small bore funnel to feed Dexron III down into CX auto 'box. Used to have one. Can't find it. Bet that if I buy a new one, the old one will turn up.

[fatharris]

As I've been living with two/three major punctures on Herman over the past week leading to daily air top-ups, and a large stash of parts ordered during the ECP easter sale, funds have been low and I've had to resort to using Halfords Autocentre to get two LandSail LS388s fitted at £56/corner.

 

Being extra cheeky and booking the free brake and safety check - they'll be in for a shock when they see the crumpled rear end got new front pads in the garage ready to go, along with a service kit. Car is going in on Saturday morning, which gives us plenty of time to do some shopping around it.

[Datsuncog]

Coming soon to an eBay near you - some species of underground Daimler...

 

Daimler found buried in Guernsey back garden

 

 

 

 

 

Theories include:

 

 "a previous owner of the house in St Peter's may have started renovating the vehicle before giving up and putting the rockery over the car to hide it".

Bet they're kicking themselves it's not a fucking Mk1 Escort

[angle]

Hot live windscreen action:

 

 

From this angle, the massive dent in the bonnet is depressingly obvious...

[Tadhg Tiogar]

Coming soon to an eBay near you - some species of underground Daimler...

 

Daimler found buried in Guernsey back garden

 

 

Somewhere in Geordieland is a back garden with the remains of a Morris Minor buried in it. My riding partner's oul man dug a massive hole in the 1970s and pushed the car in.

[Ghosty]

 

eBay classified ads never fail.

[Ghosty]

Somewhere in Geordieland is a back garden with the remains of a Morris Minor buried in it. My riding partner's oul man dug a massive hole in the 1970s and pushed the car in.

 

 

Many moons ago my dad found a Jowett Javelin buried in his back garden when he lived in Aus (1960s?).