How much shite is too much shite? Foreign Chod in a Foreign Land. Will He Buy It?

[Asimo]

On 22/06/2026 at 07:49, Vantman said:

Will Gollop?

When I read that, I heard it in Murray Walker's voice. (In black and white)

[Saabnut]

Fortuneately the weather here near Lemans has cooled down a bit, but it is forecast to increase again next week. Today it has hit 38c. Eeek.

Good news is I was told of an interesting piece of shite for sale in the area. I have no room, it is in the wrong country and makes no sense whatsoever. I have of course said I am interested and requested a viewing!

[Saabnut]

Appointment made for next Tuesday. A price has now been mentioned which if it is as described I will happily pay (but out of principle I will try to negotiate down). It has apparently sat in a shed untouched for the last 25 years but of course ran when parked. 
 

I will not reveal what it is until after viewing but will give a few clues over the next week. Todays clue is it is green!

[Supernaut]

12 minutes ago, Saabnut said:

it is green!

Yeah, but is that the paint or the moss covering it?

[doug]

 Bamboo 2cv? 

[DSdriver]

As in runs on used veg oil from the friterie?

[hairnet]

does this mean you wont be fixing the yellow truck of shonk

84 205 with battered wing

or 90s olds cutlass

 

[lesapandre]

Green. Simca 4x4.

[hairnet]

18 estate

simca aronde

something sans permis

[Saabnut]

Todays clue? It is air cooled.

[EyesWeldedShut]

[High Jetter]

GS, mon Ami?

[lesapandre]

Sacre vert?

[mk2_craig]

Please be this. Please. 

 

EDIT. Rats, didnt see the aircooled bit. 

[Momentary Lapse Of Reason]

[Supernaut]

2 minutes ago, mk2_craig said:

EDIT. Rats, didnt see the aircooled bit.

Or the green bit!

[Datsuncog]

Sail it back to Aberdeenshire?

[Shandylegs]

Beetle or 911?

[D.E]

[Dyslexic Viking]

Air Cooled and green.

[hairnet]

6 hours ago, Saabnut said:

Todays clue? It is air cooled.

tatra v8

corvair

gsxr1100

[lesapandre]

Visa air-cooled 2-cylinder?

[hairnet]

[Saabnut]

Some great guesses but nothing even close so far!

[LightBulbFun]

6 minutes ago, Saabnut said:

Some great guesses but nothing even close so far!

594BGN the earliest known surviving AC Acedes, Model 57, has been MIA since the collection it was part of was sold at auction fair few years back...

 

[D.E]

[hairnet]

juvaquatre

[Six-cylinder]

my guess Chevrolet Corvair?

[Zelandeth]

1 hour ago, Six-cylinder said:

my guess Chevrolet Corvair?

That would definitely be the sort of thing I'd be unsurprised by appearing on this thread...

[Dyslexic Viking]

@hairnet will be so jealous.