Ebay tat

[trigger]

1982 Vauxhall Cavalier 1.6 SR

 

WOW! I have never seen a X plate Mk2 before that i can remember and i never even knew they done the SR in a 1600cc, This must be worth saving!

 

1979 Vauxhall Chevette Estate

 

Anyone fancy a crusty shovette?, Not seen an estate for a long while.

[Station]

"Cheap" Mini, with an incredible John Lennon related story!!!

 

[Station]

1982 Vauxhall Cavalier SR

 

Dry stored for 15 years. Totally splendid!

 

[brammy777]

LOL at that Mini story:

The owner was introduced to the band,had a conversation with John Lennon who led him to the autoshop

In reality, this happened:'Scuse me, I couldnt help but notice that this is the Beetle Club? Yeh Ive been looking for a small car to buy, and I really wanted to try out the car youre advertising, seems a cool choice at the moment'Sadly they were out of stock it seems, pretty nice Mini though.

[barrett]

as Pog says, brakes are a doddle, even the clutch is a piece of pish on these....get it and give us your phone number, I'm sure many of us would talk you through it

Cheers fella! Awfully kind of you. I fully intend to utilise the collective autoshite knowledge when I finally get driving. Still got to replace my lost provvy license first, i'm such a lazy twunt, I should've been on this by now

[CIH]

Drums can be tricky because they take a certain nack and it's easy to forget and get out of pratice. Once you get use to 'em they're a piece of pish and are more reliable than a rear disc/caliper set-up.

[Guest]

"Cheap" Mini, with an incredible John Lennon related story!!!

And after that, the remaining members got into this:

1990 Volkswagen Polo Fox

 

Ringo notes that the service history has been "tossed".

[Guest]

1982 Ford Cortina 2.0 GL Estate

 

Has a locked diff. I'd like to unlock it.

 

1981 Ford Cortina 1.6 L

 

Don't worry, the Sercks are safely inside!

 

1990 Austin Rover Maestro Clubman Diesel

 

£520 reserve not met at time of writing, not doing too badly for a Maestro!

 

1970 Ford Corsair

 

Described as a "rat rod". Yeah whatever man.

 

1982 Austin Metro 1.0

 

Pog wants this.

 

1982 Austin Metro HLE

 

Bust out the wheel silver!

 

1987 Vauxhall Astra 1.3 L "Capital"

 

Check out the frankly absurd dealer special stickers on this bad boy, it'd be great if you could get brand new Astras with wonky pinstripes and colourcoded trims.

 

1986 Volvo 240 GL

 

This looks somewhat down-at-heel for a 240.

[michiel]

Joan? And Raul? Or do I need new glasses?

 

And after that, the remaining members got into this:

1990 Volkswagen Polo Fox

 

Ringo notes that the service history has been "tossed".

[Station]

Worrying lack of space there to finish GEORGE.

[Station]

1989 ISUZU PIAZZA TURBO HBL AUTO WHITE

 

Had no idea Watanabe had sold his Piazza. I'm a bit sad.

 

[Pillock]

I thought that Mk2 Astra was a "Capita" special edition.... you'd buy that and then have the urge to take over a call centre and balls it up, laying off most of the experienced staff to be replaced by agency workers before running it so far into the ground the original owners take you to court to get control back.[ /personal gripe ]

[warren t claim]

I thought that Mk2 Astra was a "Capita" special edition.... you'd buy that and then have the urge to take over a call centre and balls it up, laying off most of the experienced staff to be replaced by agency workers before running it so far into the ground the original owners take you to court to get control back.[ /personal gripe ]

LOLZ! I thought the same!

[FredTransit]

 

1986 Volvo 240 GL

 

This looks somewhat down-at-heel for a 240.

I am curious to see what this ends at, as it's already over £100, yet only has a month's test, need a fair bit for the test (a set of tyres for a start) is a lower spec model and is generally tatty. If it goes over £200 mine would easily be worth that, and it's what I paid for it, with a full test so it's great zero depreciation motoring!

[FredTransit]

WALLACE AND GROMMET!

[barrett]

I love that beige Cortina, whats the betting it ends up on the track?re: the Corsair, I think 'rat rod' is just a polite way of saying 'shit paint job'. Still love it though

[Mr Lobster]

Pass the sick bucket. I feel some vomit coming on....

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/modified-ford-mon ... 0393134923

 

 

Helpfully tiny pictures on nasty Punto

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/FIAT-PUNTO-90-ELX ... 0396941858

 

AS YOU CAN SEE PAINT WORK ISN'T THE BEST, DID GET A QUOTE OF £400 FOR WHOLE CAR

Must have been a quality job then

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/corsa-b-5dr-mint- ... 0460938018

 

ime certain it will fly through m.o.t but ime not 100% sure

Come on, make your mind up!

 

Take one aging VW. Hit it with 'the stick' (whatever that is), randomly add stickers for surf shops, foreign oil companies, beach wear, "dubway" (ho ho ho etc), cartoon characters, vaginal lubricant and so on. Charge £££££s more than it's worth.

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/modified-vw-vento ... 0568941753

[Gompo]

Scruffy Camaro - I really like these 80s Camaro and not because of the Clarkson link either

 

Not 100% on the spoiler:

 

 

Actually yes I am - 100% it looks fucking pathetic.

 

They are cool looking cars though.

[AXrescuer]

Come on, make your mind up!

 

Take one aging VW. Hit it with 'the stick' (whatever that is), randomly add stickers for surf shops, foreign oil companies, beach wear, "dubway" (ho ho ho etc), cartoon characters, vaginal lubricant and so on. Charge £££££s more than it's worth.

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/modified-vw-vento ... 0568941753

I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo

Rollin' in my 1.6

With my rag-top down so my hair can blow (Well he can dream can't he!)

The girlies on standby waving just to say hi

[warren t claim]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1987-MITSUBISHI-C ... 2a045f5437

 

Colt Cordia. Hardcore J Shite.

[CIH]

I hadn't noticed the spoiler on that Camaro. That'll need a boot lid then....

[Arkle]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/MK1-FIESTA-CLASSI ... 0409134155

 

I'd prefer it without all the plastic

 

 

 

It's Malcom Wilson's British Rally Championship winning Escort Cosworth.

If you squint really, really hard. Maybe.

[Guest]

It's Malcom Wilson's British Rally Championship winning Escort Cosworth.If you squint really, really hard. Maybe.

After 15 pints and a kebab more like

[Mr H Sceptre]

Kebab blindness

[pogweasel]

Aaah, those were the days.

[Arkle]

Kebab blindness

Sounds like a good name for a punk band.

[chester drawers]

Raise a smile at the builders merchants

 

 

“surface rust in various placesâ€Â

[Pete-M]

That Camaro.. I know where there's a 2.8 one of those things in Czech, it used to belong to some Czech porn starlet when it was new.It looks like it might just be saveable enough to drive to the UK.

[Rod/b]

I drove a 2.8 Firebird from NY to New Orleans last year, essentially the same car. Fuggin slow it was.

[Mr Lobster]

Kebab blindness

Sounds like a good name for a punk band.

Sounds like a reason to wake up the following morning thinking 'What' have I done'. What being the important word here.Those were the days indeed.