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Bon soir, petits cochons anglais. Je m'appelle Harald Du Bois. Je vais vous montrer la qualite de notre 'Merde de l'automobile' ici en France. Je peux parler Anglais, mais je ne veux pas parler anglais. JE NE VEUX PAS PARLER ANGLAIS! COCHONS!

 

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Moteur 1.4 carrosserie un peu foutu mais fonctionnel quand meme, 250 euros

 

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IDEAL POUR FAIRE DU 'STOCK CAR', 250€

 

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Oh la la! Mais qu'est-ce qu'elle est belle! Prix €500

 

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€900, pas mal, ca couterait beaucoup plus chere en Angleterre! Importez, puis convertez la direction - ££££££££.

 

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800€, a saisir.

 

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1000€, sans doute plein de corrosion!

 

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Jamais vu chez vous les cochons! 1000€ - AFFAIRE

 

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WOW! J'imagine que c'est une voiture qui n'existe plus a travers la Manche. €900.

 

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Quelle style! BRAVO! €600.

 

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La classe! Ca c'est ce qu'on appelle une 'OLD JAPANESE CAR', Prix: 1000€

 

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Rare petit-feux 104 Z, 1000€..

 

Voila une echantillon de notre 'shite'. aussi belle que la femme de notre presidente, non? AU REVOIR COCHONS

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Moteur 1.4 carrosserie un peu foutu mais fonctionnel quand meme, 250 euros

J'en ai eu une comme celle-là mais en beige. J'aime bien les Visa, mais je préfère les Série 1 avec les feux de recul dans le pare-chocs arrière.

 

Elle est jolie, et tax exempt en plus, mais on dirait qu'il y a quand même pas mal de mastic dans les bas de caisse et les ailes avant...

 

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Rare petit-feux 104 Z, 1000€..

Jamais vu une 104 comme ça. :shock: Je n'ai vu ces feux que sur des LN / LNA.

 

Mais ma préférée, c'est la Simca 1307.

 

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Mon dieu qu'elle est belle! Et le prix est tout à fait raisonnable. Si seulement elle était un peu plus au nord...

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900 euros for an RS1600i?? I'm on my way...

The seller reckons it needs trailering, so it might not be quite ready to jump in and drive. If it's a genuine RS1600 it's still got to be worth having at that price though - the shell looks pretty good from the picture. I wonder how much they'd charge to take an Escort on a trailer on the ferry from Le Havre to Portsmouth?

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It's a Toyota Sprinter GT, TE71 chassis. But one with a particularly awkward looking front.

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That is the best bootlid EVER! How the hell are those struts ever supposed to hold that thing up? It's a great easy way to make an estate car isn't it - just leave the bodyshell as it is but make the tailgate into a great big square box... That has to be the world's only targa top "estate", surely?

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That is the best bootlid EVER! How the hell are those struts ever supposed to hold that thing up? It's a great easy way to make an estate car isn't it - just leave the bodyshell as it is but make the tailgate into a great big square box... That has to be the world's only targa top "estate", surely?

The EXA came as a targa with a hatchback which could be swapped for the optional "sportback" like that car has. Not many sportbacks were sold so as far as i know it's a pretty rare piece of kit. Alternatively you could just take the tailgate off and drive it open topped. I believe it was actually designed in the states rather than Japan.Incidentally, although there is little family resemblence, the EXA is technically a coupe version of the N13 Sunny we got. It's chassis designation is KN13 (K is for coupe). The have the same floorpan and running gear as both the B12 and n13's.

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My google ads at the top of the page are in Japanese now :roll:

 

I om qite fonde ouv the ould BMW, M. bolouex.

 

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That is the best bootlid EVER! How the hell are those struts ever supposed to hold that thing up? It's a great easy way to make an estate car isn't it - just leave the bodyshell as it is but make the tailgate into a great big square box... That has to be the world's only targa top "estate", surely?

That's exactly what was done to make the Renner 25 estate- it's a lazy, half-hearted way to do it, and it looked it. Shame!

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That subaru is wonderful, I had a cheeky dabble on it, I dont have £500 though so would have to pay for it out of my savings allocated for the bo11ox museum, which would cause much marital strife! Ah well., maybe as you say it'll get relisted with a bit better ad.

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CHRIST, what must the inside of this guy's house look like. I imagine large numbers of those 'thoughtful' black + white drawings of famous footballers etc.

 

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Chrome main area dashboard (also included chrome instrument dial surround, never put it on)

 

chrome centre console surround

 

chrome speaker trims

 

chrome interior door handle trims

 

chrome buttons in door !!!

 

chrome strip on passenger airbag

 

other chrome bits and bobs around cabin area

 

chrome skull cigarette lighter

 

chrome skull gear knob

 

Oh aye, like chrome then do we. :lol::lol::lol::roll:

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This looks cracking, its only £130 (no bids at all!) with 3 hours left, 2 owners/80k, what more do you want? 1.9 injected with the old Heather Mills-compatible auto gearbox- a super smooth way to travel.

 

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Its on Bickle's manor I think so a bit far for me, and I suspect not too A-frame friendly with that gearbox.

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That's late for a Phase 1. Autobox should be OK, and 1.9 injection doesn't suffer the hot starting issues (think R5 GT Turbo...) of the carb version.But I don't like the dashboards, it's not diesel, and I have two already...

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CHRIST, what must the inside of this guy's house look like. I imagine large numbers of those 'thoughtful' black + white drawings of famous footballers etc.Oh aye, like chrome then do we. :lol::lol::lol::roll:

LOL!! Yes i know the type :lol::lol: P.S Where did you find your sig with the Tubby Chav?

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