Ebay tat

[Station]

1989 ISUZU PIAZZA TURBO HBL AUTO WHITE

 

Had no idea Watanabe had sold his Piazza. I'm a bit sad.

 

[Pillock]

I thought that Mk2 Astra was a "Capita" special edition.... you'd buy that and then have the urge to take over a call centre and balls it up, laying off most of the experienced staff to be replaced by agency workers before running it so far into the ground the original owners take you to court to get control back.[ /personal gripe ]

[warren t claim]

I thought that Mk2 Astra was a "Capita" special edition.... you'd buy that and then have the urge to take over a call centre and balls it up, laying off most of the experienced staff to be replaced by agency workers before running it so far into the ground the original owners take you to court to get control back.[ /personal gripe ]

LOLZ! I thought the same!

[FredTransit]

 

1986 Volvo 240 GL

 

This looks somewhat down-at-heel for a 240.

I am curious to see what this ends at, as it's already over £100, yet only has a month's test, need a fair bit for the test (a set of tyres for a start) is a lower spec model and is generally tatty. If it goes over £200 mine would easily be worth that, and it's what I paid for it, with a full test so it's great zero depreciation motoring!

[FredTransit]

WALLACE AND GROMMET!

[barrett]

I love that beige Cortina, whats the betting it ends up on the track?re: the Corsair, I think 'rat rod' is just a polite way of saying 'shit paint job'. Still love it though

[Mr Lobster]

Pass the sick bucket. I feel some vomit coming on....

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/modified-ford-mon ... 0393134923

 

 

Helpfully tiny pictures on nasty Punto

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/FIAT-PUNTO-90-ELX ... 0396941858

 

AS YOU CAN SEE PAINT WORK ISN'T THE BEST, DID GET A QUOTE OF £400 FOR WHOLE CAR

Must have been a quality job then

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/corsa-b-5dr-mint- ... 0460938018

 

ime certain it will fly through m.o.t but ime not 100% sure

Come on, make your mind up!

 

Take one aging VW. Hit it with 'the stick' (whatever that is), randomly add stickers for surf shops, foreign oil companies, beach wear, "dubway" (ho ho ho etc), cartoon characters, vaginal lubricant and so on. Charge £££££s more than it's worth.

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/modified-vw-vento ... 0568941753

[Gompo]

Scruffy Camaro - I really like these 80s Camaro and not because of the Clarkson link either

 

Not 100% on the spoiler:

 

 

Actually yes I am - 100% it looks fucking pathetic.

 

They are cool looking cars though.

[AXrescuer]

Come on, make your mind up!

 

Take one aging VW. Hit it with 'the stick' (whatever that is), randomly add stickers for surf shops, foreign oil companies, beach wear, "dubway" (ho ho ho etc), cartoon characters, vaginal lubricant and so on. Charge £££££s more than it's worth.

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/modified-vw-vento ... 0568941753

I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo

Rollin' in my 1.6

With my rag-top down so my hair can blow (Well he can dream can't he!)

The girlies on standby waving just to say hi

[warren t claim]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1987-MITSUBISHI-C ... 2a045f5437

 

Colt Cordia. Hardcore J Shite.

[CIH]

I hadn't noticed the spoiler on that Camaro. That'll need a boot lid then....

[Arkle]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/MK1-FIESTA-CLASSI ... 0409134155

 

I'd prefer it without all the plastic

 

 

 

It's Malcom Wilson's British Rally Championship winning Escort Cosworth.

If you squint really, really hard. Maybe.

[Guest]

It's Malcom Wilson's British Rally Championship winning Escort Cosworth.If you squint really, really hard. Maybe.

After 15 pints and a kebab more like

[Mr H Sceptre]

Kebab blindness

[pogweasel]

Aaah, those were the days.

[Arkle]

Kebab blindness

Sounds like a good name for a punk band.

[chester drawers]

Raise a smile at the builders merchants

 

 

“surface rust in various placesâ€Â

[Pete-M]

That Camaro.. I know where there's a 2.8 one of those things in Czech, it used to belong to some Czech porn starlet when it was new.It looks like it might just be saveable enough to drive to the UK.

[Rod/b]

I drove a 2.8 Firebird from NY to New Orleans last year, essentially the same car. Fuggin slow it was.

[Mr Lobster]

Kebab blindness

Sounds like a good name for a punk band.

Sounds like a reason to wake up the following morning thinking 'What' have I done'. What being the important word here.Those were the days indeed.

[TagoraSX]

That Camaro.. I know where there's a 2.8 one of those things in Czech, it used to belong to some Czech porn starlet when it was new.It looks like it might just be saveable enough to drive to the UK.

Any pics?Of the porn sarlet?

[KruJoe]

Here you go.

 

[Lukas]

http://cgi.ebay.at/Mercede-Vito-110-d-m ... 35a6a469d0

 

I like the pictures in the advert! A lot!

[Spiny Norman]

^^^ ^^^Using Google translate.....

Mercedes Benz Vito 110Dwith air for slaughterEngine, transmission, drive, see photos unharmed!Vito will be sold in pieces!All parts are available, according to the photos.New stickers, etc. made shortly before the accident!Those interested in parts contact me at the number 0043 676 5624959.Prices for parts to be arranged.The Vito is still in the running order.

[trigger]

^^^ ^^^Using Google translate.....

Mercedes Benz Vito 110Dwith air for slaughterEngine, transmission, drive, see photos unharmed!Vito will be sold in pieces!All parts are available, according to the photos.New stickers, etc. made shortly before the accident!Those interested in parts contact me at the number 0043 676 5624959.Prices for parts to be arranged.The Vito is still in the running order.

That is a good one! I wonder if you have to collected it from where it's crashed?.

[Lukas]

The translation is even more funny than the pictures!

[Guest]

1982 Bedford HA Van

 

Pog scrappaged this for a new Metro van.

[Guest]

19XX Ford Capri

 

Why would you do this?

[FredTransit]

I only stopped laughing at that when I noticed the 5 studs, nice. Shame about the car....

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Raise a smile at the builders merchants

 

"50 grammes of sharp sand please"