Genuine Granadaland Jaguar Reintroduced to Granadaland! Caution: New MoT content!

[forddeliveryboy]

not a soul in the streets, no washing hanging out anywhere, no children playing, no cats, no dogs, not even birds.

 

 

 

The English countryside today is a victim of all those 'Escape to the Country' style telly progs which instill Father Jack-like thoughts regarding bricks and screens. And sky-high property prices.

[Guest Breadvan72]

The GGG is an exclusive club founded by Junkman and Conrad D Conelrad.  Sadly, when they applied to join the club, they were blackballed.

[junkyarddog]

Is anyone else about to google the German Goo Girls though?

 

Just me?  Ok..

Just make sure to clear the search history

[Guest Breadvan72]

Silence bodes ill.  Have they been gimped up already?

[Skizzer]

Lincolnshire, earlier:

 

[anonymous user]

We stopped off for a bite to eat before crossing the border into Lincolnshire.

 

Here we met another Peugeot enthusiast. We told him about the forum. And he ran away screaming

 

[bub2006]

Shall me and ruff geezer start a search party? I'll start Notts side and he can work his way out as I go in!

[pshome]

They are already in the news:

Man hit with hammer then pushed through Burger King window in Skegness
 

​Porsche Peugeot driver almost 4 times the limit caught after asking police for directions

[dome]

Silence bodes ill. Have they been gimped up already?

No, they'll be travelling dressed that way anyway.

[smellypoo]

I had to see a client in Spalding a few times. Scary place. I used to like Lincolnshire sausages when I was ignorant about the place itself. 

[Guest Breadvan72]

I might try a Lincolnshire sausage if it was made out of Junkman and Conrad, but only because respec', 'n' shiz.

[Guest Breadvan72]

[LessThanEqual]

What's with all the Lincolnshire dislike here? It's lovely. Then again, I hate people and cities.

[Skizzer]

Personally I have nowt whatsoever against Lincolnshire, it and the East Riding being the only counties in England I've never actually visited, but as someone who lives in Wales I'm just enjoying the opportunity to dish it out a bit for a change.

[eddyramrod]

Well you're worrying me now!  I'm only a few weeks away from my Sun £9.50 holiday, taking place in Skegness this year.  Will I need armed guards?

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

[Skizzer]

WAHEY!

 

Lincolnshire, the land where VOSA number plate inspectors fear to tread.

[320touring]

Fucksakes!

 

Superb, welcome to the club!

 

I shall see if I can get the Daimler shipshape for a run to sunny Glossop

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

Sigh...

 

[pshome]

Marvellous!

[Captain Furious]

I knew it!

 

Damn, slightly jelly...Things i'd like to be doing right now in reverse order of preference

 

Sitting at work with 1h 20mins to go

Driving back from a collection mission in an epic AS Jag.

[Shep Shepherd]

Those Rolson tool kits are extremely handy. I wouldn't be without mine

[dollywobbler]

Homemade number plate, wiper parking on the wrong side of the windscreen, chrome wheelarches. How refreshingly dreadful! Shame it's too late to be a 2.9. 

[Skizzer]

Quality Tools is quality.  UKIP Councillor-spec leaper may need more hammer and chisel though.

[Brodders]

I trust you have been reading this,

 

 

Because you are doing it right. Congratulations on what looks like a great purchase, now go get the trilby.

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

We are getting acquainted with 1980s Jaguar electrics in a Little Chef car park.

[Felly Magic]

Crivvens lads well bought

[forddeliveryboy]

Randle-tastic. I thought it was going to be that Bond Bug.

[hairnet]

massive levels of insane

[chaseracer]

When you said, earlier:
 

...ground level climate change...

...I thought you'd bought a 2-stroke lawnmower.  A JagWAAAAAAARRRRR is more betterer.