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Time on Autoshite makes these long winter evenings just fly past!

 

Happy Christmas and love to all

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Christmas - the only time of year you tell your kids it's OK for a fat alcoholic old man to come into your house & empty his sack in your lounge!

 

Merry Christmas everyone!

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I would like to be associated with the sentiments expressed herein.

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A very merry Christmas from the far side to all on here from somewhere where it really is Christmas day. A special shout out to Philibusmo who decided he wanted a cold time so went home for a visit.

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Feliz Navidad!

I don't know why I have conveyed seasonal greetings in Spanish but nonetheless have a good one!

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Happy primary gifting period...

 

Or

 

Nadolig Llawen i bawb! (As we say here in Wales)

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Merrrrry Christmas from the Bar Humbug.

 

You are the Earl of Wessex AICMFP.

 

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PS, Happy Primary gifting period all.

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Is it all over yet???

Please God let all this be over, if I hear  "Can you stop the cavalry" by Jona Frigging Lewie just one more time no jury in the land would convict me for my entirely justified if overly violent actions!!

ps is it January 2nd yet???

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Merry Christmas mother flippers

 

I'm just back from the pub and dying, didn't drink much but got the munchies and ended up eating £50 of food, not boding well for stomach space for tomorrow's feast but the date pudding was orgasmic

 

I'll be festively shitting it out asap

 

Yule lug

 

Chamone

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Best wishes to all on here for a good Christmas. May you all get a rest, a laugh, a hug, a gift you like, some time with people you love and a happy New Year.

 

 

Sent from my GT-S5830i using Tapatalk 2

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Merry greetings of the seasons.

 

Haven't been hiding in the background on much because of a new job, but this place has really been the only thing that I've truly missed, which is either a fantastic thing or a sad indictment of my life.

 

Best wishes to all those who I've met and those yet to meet.

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And here we go...

 

See you on the flip side, shiters  :)

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Merry Christmas. I've opened my secret Santa pressie, had a beer, and am now in bed ready to be woken up early by eva, which I'm looking forward to!

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Fuggin ell, it's christmas already. I'm going to bed.

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Since it's Christmas, I just gave everyone who posted in this thread a 'like', no matter what he posted.

 

Being inclined to accept the basic values of Christianity and live to them, I wish every other Christian here a very merry Christimas

and everyone else all the peace and personal freedom he/she desires.

 

Since Christmas has long since morphed into some superficial horseshit far away from any Christian ideals, I'm unable to celebrate it the way I wish.

My ideal Christmas would be going to a proper Christmess in a church where the organ is played by Theorganist and afterwards sit around a fire

engaging in spiritual conversation with other people so inclined while getting increasingly plastered and handing a beaten up old guitar around

to anyone present to play something on it.

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I wish every other Christian here a very merry Christimas 

 

RACIST.

 

What about us atheists, eh?

 

lol.

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I should probably wrap these presents at some point soon...

 

Merry Baby Jesus Day, chaps/chapettes.

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Bollocks to wrapping! Kids have Christmas stockings and I'm not using and fancy paper/even more packaging to chuck in the recycle bin hours later which on its two-weekly collection isn't going to be picked up for four because away.

 

Anyway, mines a large scotch and a cigar.

 

Mrs Honda still not back in from next door - probably roll home plastered at four. I've only had a pint (and starting this large scotch) because I've been twatting around outside during a dry spell to refit some of the trim from trailer wiring job. Yes that job that I started LAST Christmas but spectacularly failed to finish.

 

Merry Christmas. I'll be enjoying mine at home with the kids before later do the compulsory in-laws trip.

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Merry Christmas folks, just in from tidying up after a drunk driver wiped out 4 cars and a bus stop,ending up on his side.I'm on call over the festive season so have a drink for me, but stay the fuck away from your cars.....

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