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A Belated Merry Christmas


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The Gammon for tomorrow evening is cooked all 6 Lbs of it.

The Turkey is defrosting in the porch all 15 Lbs of it

The salmon roulade and chicken wings are marinating in the fridge.

The Freezer is full of iceland shite.

And the study is ready for my sister.

My parents will have our room, we are off to the loft to evict our son, who will be sleeping on his sisters floor.

In laws are coming at 5 pm on Christmas day, all of a 5 minute walk. So 7 for lunch and 13 or 15 for the evening.

Can't wait. Currently home alone.


Fuck all that ...out for lunch on xmas day and bought 4 for 3 on M&S party food for the inlaws on boxing day... sorted ......as Slade say without fail every year....



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Merry Christmas, good health, and another year crammed full of Autoshite to all.


Ho Ho Ho.


Right. Put the car keys away and get that bottle open.


Looks like this Autoshiter's had a head start.





Sent from my Kitchen Table whilst rolling a fag.

To US Autoshiters that's making a sort of home made cigarette. You may have another interpretation of that sentence. A different one.

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Im eorking now every day till the 3rd January ( Because:Nurse) so as I cant be with you all eating to excess and bothering chod over this holiday and because I decided to buy a tub of Quality Street instead of sending you all Christmas Cards I (but the shops had run out of them) here is a picture of a tub of Quality Street to enjoy...


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