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Tamworthbay Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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Typical crap pic but the newer Volvo blocking the view is a nice touch

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But the one I really like is the ‘pre tow it away’ cop shot

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Yours for £750 on shpock

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Crispian_J_Hotson Rank: Renault 16

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Technically, this wins the internetting fred. It's a satellite picture. Taken from space, so high up... it's near the North Pole.

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62 Austin

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Pick a car. Includes bonus mystery person.

 

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https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201812073073600?make=FIAT&model=STILO&price-from=0&onesearchad=Used&onesearchad=Nearly%20New&onesearchad=New&sort=sponsored&price-to=1000&postcode=cw14tg&radius=1500&seller-type=private&advertising-location=at_cars&page=1

 

When you're down to buying Albanian "TRs" (Theft Recoveries) -- which one doesn't matter. They've all been hot-wired, and had a starter or alternator lifted before you're the next happy owner.

 

I saw an even worse Furthest Away case. It was a boat. A 57-foot motor yacht for sale. At a marina, last year, for $15,000. It had a picture of the slip it was in at a marina, with a big arrow pointing down where the boat was. It rained 10 inches in a big storm, auto bilge pumps failed, went to the bottom in 30 feet of water. 

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Pillock Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Idiots, they've parked the car the wrong way around for that door.

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Jim Bell Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Jim Bell

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Broken Vauxhall something - only pic, absolutely no other identifiable information or clues on wazzup whatsoever. Twix and an X Box 360 tonite m9 ?

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Spares-or-repairs/192758957819?hash=item2ce15446fb:g:AYQAAOSwHSdcFM0W:rk:12:pf:0

 

 

At least someone circled the dog turd so that we didnt get confused.

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Jim Bell Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F392193772082

 

 

"Marion! I'm just going down the hill to get a worse picture of the fucking Peugeut. Put the kettle on for my Bovril. No I don't want a digestive Marion how many times do I have to tell you I don't have a biscuit with Bovril I have one slice of buttered white bread. The digestives are for the Horlicks. I won't be long. "

 

 

 

That's not my screen shot either. That's the actual primary pic from Eblag.

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Pictures from indoors makes me think the owner is tagged.

 

As much as I like a bit of adventure, that would probably put me off.

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