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Range Rover Roffel - It's All Over Now! Caution: Victim established!


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Will pop some money in the bank tomorrow and pay up. Don't actually recall saying I'd get a ticket, but my name is on the list so maybe this is fate telling me I want a range rover...

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Just transferred dosh quickly before wife or offspring come home and catch me.

Even did it from business account so Mrs N won't ever know I've been giving money to strangers on the internet again.

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 Im not sure if I can maintain this erection until saturday.

its nothing to do with range rovers tho is it :D

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Just transferred dosh quickly before wife or offspring come home and catch me.

Even did it from business account so Mrs N won't ever know I've been giving money to strangers on the internet again.

 

Hiding payments from the missus is easy enough, but where the fuck am I going to hide a car. On the off-chance that I win, obvs. As there's more chance of me playing centre-forward for Lazio than there is of me winning a roffle, perhaps I'm over-thinking this.

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Fucking hell! Nearly as fast a sell out as my £2 a tix Alfa roffle, despite the RR being easily worth 10x the value of the Alfa:)

 

Good luck to all and sundry who have entered- this should be tres amusant !

 

I stand ready to relieve Dome of the 182 and LS400 should the P38 arrive;)

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Cash transferred via the medium of witchcraft.

 

I look forward to seeing Neil stick the 182 in the boot of the Lexus and driving off into the sunset if I win...

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Hiding payments from the missus is easy enough, but where the fuck am I going to hide a car. On the off-chance that I win, obvs. As there's more chance of me playing centre-forward for Lazio than there is of me winning a roffle, perhaps I'm over-thinking this.

My missus tolerates the Lexus as it was a novelty and amused her. I think I'd struggle to get away with this one though. I may need a puppy.

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A few people notified me that their actions could end the relationship with their SWMBOs.

 

Fear not!

I can assure you, that Range Rovers are extremely popular with the female variety.

Even if they said about every car you ever bought "it's too big for me!", a Rangey is miraculously exactly the correct size.

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My missus tolerates the Lexus as it was a novelty and amused her. I think I'd struggle to get away with this one though. I may need a puppy.

I'll happily have it back off you, for what you got it off me for.

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I wouldn't mind it ending my relationship tbh

 

Auroshites does swmbo roffle

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