Roffle Range Rover Roffel - It's All Over Now! Caution: Victim established!

[Eddie Honda]

I guess a 20 quid roffle would be quite a lead balloon, no?

Not even ten in the morning and you guys are already full of crack?

8.57pm, and inside 12 hours more than 80% of numbers snapped up. This crack session shows no sign of waning.

 

The comedown is going to be brutal.

[Dave_Q]

8.57pm, and inside 12 hours more than 80% of numbers snapped up. This crack session show no sign of waning.

 

The comedown is going to be brutal.

 

I'm just gonna power on through and hope it gets drawn tomorrow night, before my dealer takes my knees.

[Junkman]

01 Wilson²
02 Longblackcoat
03 Fat_Pirate
04 richardthestag
05 Tayne
06 loserone
07 Springer
08 Momentary Lapse Of Reason
09 ShiteRider
10 SamR380
11 captaincalzone
12 Danterzza
13 Breadvan72
14 Dave_Q
15 garethj
16 doobietoo
17 TagoraSX
18 Skizzer
19
20
21 meshking
22 Fat_Pirate
23 barmatt
24 Cheezey
25 andy18s
26 3VOM
27 95 quid Peugeot
28 gadgetgricey
29 Supernaut
30 dave21478
31 dave21478
32
33
34
35
36 task
37 Skizzer
38 NorfolkNWeigh
39 njgleeds
40 flat4alfa
41 Coprolalia
42 Breadvan72
43 Bucketeer
44 Longblackcoat
45 doug
46 NorfolkNWeigh
47
48
49
50
51 AMC Rebel
52 richardthestag
53 Cavcraft
54 barefoot
55 andy18s
56 Skizzer
57 eddyramrod
58 The Moog
59 The Moog

[Junkman]

Just ten tickets left.

 

I hope King Alcohol is going to kick in soon...

Well, I do hope so, but let's pretend I don't, okay?

[MarvinsMom]

oh shit.....

 

if i'm not careful i'll miss out on this,

 

or even worse, WIN IT!!

 

thus one random for me please?

 

thanks very muchly.

[Junkman]

That was your last drink tonight, okay?
 
 
01 Wilson²
02 Longblackcoat
03 Fat_Pirate
04 richardthestag
05 Tayne
06 loserone
07 Springer
08 Momentary Lapse Of Reason
09 ShiteRider
10 SamR380
11 captaincalzone
12 Danterzza
13 Breadvan72
14 Dave_Q
15 garethj
16 doobietoo
17 TagoraSX
18 Skizzer
19
20 MarvinsMom
21 meshking
22 Fat_Pirate
23 barmatt
24 Cheezey
25 andy18s
26 3VOM
27 95 quid Peugeot
28 gadgetgricey
29 Supernaut
30 dave21478
31 dave21478
32
33
34
35
36 task
37 Skizzer
38 NorfolkNWeigh
39 njgleeds
40 flat4alfa
41 Coprolalia
42 Breadvan72
43 Bucketeer
44 Longblackcoat
45 doug
46 NorfolkNWeigh
47
48
49
50
51 AMC Rebel
52 richardthestag
53 Cavcraft
54 barefoot
55 andy18s
56 Skizzer
57 eddyramrod
58 The Moog
59 The Moog

[Junkman]

01 Wilson²

02 Longblackcoat

03 Fat_Pirate

04 richardthestag

05 Tayne

06 loserone

07 Springer

08 Momentary Lapse Of Reason

09 ShiteRider

10 SamR380

11 captaincalzone

12 Danterzza

13 Breadvan72

14 Dave_Q

15 garethj

16 doobietoo

17 TagoraSX

18 Skizzer

19 Beko1987

20 MarvinsMom

21 meshking

22 Fat_Pirate

23 barmatt

24 Cheezey

25 andy18s

26 3VOM

27 95 quid Peugeot

28 gadgetgricey

29 Supernaut

30 dave21478

31 dave21478

32 anonymous user

33

34

35

36 task

37 Skizzer

38 NorfolkNWeigh

39 njgleeds

40 flat4alfa

41 Coprolalia

42 Breadvan72

43 Bucketeer

44 Longblackcoat

45 doug

46 NorfolkNWeigh

47

48

49

50

51 AMC Rebel

52 richardthestag

53 Cavcraft

54 barefoot

55 andy18s

56 Skizzer

57 eddyramrod

58 The Moog

59 The Moog

[JohnK]

Go on then I will risk tomorrow nights beer money on a ticket for this ...

[Junkman]

01 Wilson²

02 Longblackcoat

03 Fat_Pirate

04 richardthestag

05 Tayne

06 loserone

07 Springer

08 Momentary Lapse Of Reason

09 ShiteRider

10 SamR380

11 captaincalzone

12 Danterzza

13 Breadvan72

14 Dave_Q

15 garethj

16 doobietoo

17 TagoraSX

18 Skizzer

19 Beko1987

20 MarvinsMom

21 meshking

22 Fat_Pirate

23 barmatt

24 Cheezey

25 andy18s

26 3VOM

27 95 quid Peugeot

28 gadgetgricey

29 Supernaut

30 dave21478

31 dave21478

32 anonymous user

33 JohnK

34

35

36 task

37 Skizzer

38 NorfolkNWeigh

39 njgleeds

40 flat4alfa

41 Coprolalia

42 Breadvan72

43 Bucketeer

44 Longblackcoat

45 doug

46 NorfolkNWeigh

47

48

49

50

51 AMC Rebel

52 richardthestag

53 Cavcraft

54 barefoot

55 andy18s

56 Skizzer

57 eddyramrod

58 The Moog

59 The Moog

[Kiltox]

One random please

[Junkman]

01 Wilson²
02 Longblackcoat
03 Fat_Pirate
04 richardthestag
05 Tayne
06 loserone
07 Springer
08 Momentary Lapse Of Reason
09 ShiteRider
10 SamR380
11 captaincalzone
12 Danterzza
13 Breadvan72
14 Dave_Q
15 garethj
16 doobietoo
17 TagoraSX
18 Skizzer
19 Beko1987
20 MarvinsMom
21 meshking
22 Fat_Pirate
23 barmatt
24 Cheezey
25 andy18s
26 3VOM
27 95 quid Peugeot
28 gadgetgricey
29 Supernaut
30 dave21478
31 dave21478
32 anonymous user
33 JohnK
34
35 Kiltox
36 task
37 Skizzer
38 NorfolkNWeigh
39 njgleeds
40 flat4alfa
41 Coprolalia
42 Breadvan72
43 Bucketeer
44 Longblackcoat
45 doug
46 NorfolkNWeigh
47
48
49
50
51 AMC Rebel
52 richardthestag
53 Cavcraft
54 barefoot
55 andy18s
56 Skizzer
57 eddyramrod
58 The Moog
59 The Moog

[Junkman]

May I take the liberty and thank you all so much for buying tickets.

You are a bunch of lunatics and I love you to bits!

 

Thank you!

Thank you so much!

 

I decided to go with the draw tomorrow regardless whether the last five tickets are sold, or not.

 

[greedy mode] Well, this doesn't mean I wouldn't like the last five tickets to be bought. [/greedy mode]

 

Please do not send me any PMs. I will contact you individually to reveal payment methods.

Because otherwise I will be more confused than I am already.

[Springer]

May I take the liberty and thank you all so much for buying tickets.

You are a bunch of lunatics and I love you to bits!

 

Thank you!

Thank you so much!

 

I decided to go with the draw tomorrow regardless whether the last five tickets are sold, or not.

 

[greedy mode] Well, this doesn't mean I wouldn't like the last five tickets to be bought. [/greedy mode]

 

Please do not send me any PMs. I will contact you individually to reveal payment methods.

Because otherwise I will be more confused than I am already.

Drank some nice malt with one of the other lunatics this evening, lol. Was my malt.....he's tight git (only kidding). I must be off my head even thinking about this.....but can see  the old  boat wafting into some nice bit of fishing in the River Dee or Spey, rod racks mounted and with fly rods worth double the cars value on top....just as such an old barge was originally designed to do. 'Her Maj' has a few that do just that! lol  Best oh luck to all!

[dome]

Oh arse, I'm still sober but this is selling out fast. Go on then, stick me down for a random.

 

I'll need to shift something quick if I win this...

 

Now, where's the whisky?

[Junkman]

01 Wilson²
02 Longblackcoat
03 Fat_Pirate
04 richardthestag
05 Tayne
06 loserone
07 Springer
08 Momentary Lapse Of Reason
09 ShiteRider
10 SamR380
11 captaincalzone
12 Danterzza
13 Breadvan72
14 Dave_Q
15 garethj
16 doobietoo
17 TagoraSX
18 Skizzer
19 Beko1987
20 MarvinsMom
21 meshking
22 Fat_Pirate
23 barmatt
24 Cheezey
25 andy18s
26 3VOM
27 95 quid Peugeot
28 gadgetgricey
29 Supernaut
30 dave21478
31 dave21478
32 anonymous user
33 JohnK
34 dome
35 Kiltox
36 task
37 Skizzer
38 NorfolkNWeigh
39 njgleeds
40 flat4alfa
41 Coprolalia
42 Breadvan72
43 Bucketeer
44 Longblackcoat
45 doug
46 NorfolkNWeigh
47
48
49
50
51 AMC Rebel
52 richardthestag
53 Cavcraft
54 barefoot
55 andy18s
56 Skizzer
57 eddyramrod
58 The Moog
59 The Moog

[Junkman]

Drank some nice malt with one of the other lunatics this evening, lol. Was my malt.....he's tight git (only kidding). I must be off my head even thinking about this.....but can see  the old  boat wafting into some nice bit of fishing in the River Dee or Spey, rod racks mounted and with fly rods worth double the cars value on top....just as such an old barge was originally designed to do. 'Her Maj' has a few that do just that! lol  Best oh luck to all!

 

Continue drinking, then snatch the last four tickets.

Not necessarily in that order, mind.

[Springer]

Oh arse, I'm still sober but this is selling out fast. Go on then, stick me down for a random.

 

I'll need to shift something quick if I win this...

 

Now, where's the whisky?

If it's any consolation, Dome......Tayne and I both bought oor tickets pre whisky's, lol!  I think the three different and generouz maltz were to steel our  nervz in getting said bus from Stockport back to Aberdeen, should we be so (un)lucky to win it...lolz. Nice wee selection of libations though. 20 year old single,sherry cask Craigellachie. A 12 year old  The Deveron and a 17 year old Balvenie Doublewood......it's a miracle I can still type!!!

 

Bed beckons.....now!!!!!!!!! (Before I do something else daft, lol!!!)

[Tam]

Bloody hell I better no win I've just done a 12 hour collection!!

One Random please

[Junkman]

Could it be that we just broke the Autoshite Roffle Record?

 

01 Wilson²
02 Longblackcoat
03 Fat_Pirate
04 richardthestag
05 Tayne
06 loserone
07 Springer
08 Momentary Lapse Of Reason
09 ShiteRider
10 SamR380
11 captaincalzone
12 Danterzza
13 Breadvan72
14 Dave_Q
15 garethj
16 doobietoo
17 TagoraSX
18 Skizzer
19 Beko1987
20 MarvinsMom
21 meshking
22 Fat_Pirate
23 barmatt
24 Cheezey
25 andy18s
26 3VOM
27 95 quid Peugeot
28 gadgetgricey
29 Supernaut
30 dave21478
31 dave21478
32 anonymous user
33 JohnK
34 dome
35 Kiltox
36 task
37 Skizzer
38 NorfolkNWeigh
39 njgleeds
40 flat4alfa
41 Coprolalia
42 Breadvan72
43 Bucketeer
44 Longblackcoat
45 doug
46 NorfolkNWeigh
47 Tam
48
49
50
51 AMC Rebel
52 richardthestag
53 Cavcraft
54 barefoot
55 andy18s
56 Skizzer
57 eddyramrod
58 The Moog
59 The Moog

[Junkman]

Bloody hell I better no win I've just done a 12 hour collection!!

 

 

Thread???

[BBs]

Morning - first post - I'll have a random too please.

[gadgetgricey]

Sod it, give us number 50 as well.

 

I think that makes one left.

[drum]

Drank some nice malt with one of the other lunatics this evening, lol. Was my malt.....he's tight git (only kidding). I must be off my head even thinking about this.....but can see  the old  boat wafting into some nice bit of fishing in the River Dee or Spey, rod racks mounted and with fly rods worth double the cars value on top....just as such an old barge was originally designed to do. 'Her Maj' has a few that do just that! lol  Best oh luck to all!

I graced the banks of the Spey with my 'stro.

 

Austin Maestro by john boath, on Flickr

[smellypoo]

I'll take the last one. Fear of missing out and all that!

[Supernaut]

Could it be that we just broke the Autoshite Roffle Record?

 

Nope. I sold all the tickets for the LS400 in 5 hours.

[Junkman]

01 Wilson²

02 Longblackcoat

03 Fat_Pirate

04 richardthestag

05 Tayne

06 loserone

07 Springer

08 Momentary Lapse Of Reason

09 ShiteRider

10 SamR380

11 captaincalzone

12 Danterzza

13 Breadvan72

14 Dave_Q

15 garethj

16 doobietoo

17 TagoraSX

18 Skizzer

19 Beko1987

20 MarvinsMom

21 meshking

22 Fat_Pirate

23 barmatt

24 Cheezey

25 andy18s

26 3VOM

27 95 quid Peugeot

28 gadgetgricey

29 Supernaut

30 dave21478

31 dave21478

32 anonymous user

33 JohnK

34 dome

35 Kiltox

36 task

37 Skizzer

38 NorfolkNWeigh

39 njgleeds

40 flat4alfa

41 Coprolalia

42 Breadvan72

43 Bucketeer

44 Longblackcoat

45 doug

46 NorfolkNWeigh

47 Tam

48 smellypoo

49 BBs

50 gadgetgricey

51 AMC Rebel

52 richardthestag

53 Cavcraft

54 barefoot

55 andy18s

56 Skizzer

57 eddyramrod

58 The Moog

59 The Moog

[Supernaut]

Wait, that's it finished then.

 

I assume you'll be sending us out the payment details and aiming for a Saturday draw?

[Junkman]

Are there no Wednesday draws anymore?

[Cavcraft]

Still draws on Wednesdays, will you be able to get all the money in by tonight though? I'll cough as soon as you send payment details.

[gadgetgricey]

Are there no Wednesday draws anymore?

 

Yep, but is everyone going to pay in time.....

 

Sure everyone would, but less incentive to pay if the draw has occured and you had not won.