Inside Vulgalour's Car Buying Head

[overrun]

It has a sunroof (no leaks and removable), but how about this? (The black one)

 

 

1998 R, 170 bhp n/a, 130K, MOT April '16, drives great. No noises or smoke etc.

Also has a Tony Banks stainless steel twin-exit custom exhaust (nice sound, not loud)

 

I'm just up the road.

 

I want about £700 to a shiter, though this is negotiable.

[purplebargeken]

Vulg, that Talbot looks ace!

[Honey Badger]

I'll chip in a Fiver towards the extra you need if you buy this beauty

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-TOYOTA-CAMRY-GLI-AUTO-BEIGE-/111719576138?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item1a0301724a

 

So beige, so much beige

 

 

 

[UltraWomble]

that metro above is as lovely as the animation above Vulgalors mind  it is friggin' disturbing!

Yeah, but not as disturbing as Vulg's hands...

[MarvinsMom]

OMG that is trippy.....

[UltraWomble]

That brown Toyoda is bloody lush. 

Vulgs Pussy approves

 

Its got Hyper Drive

[purplebargeken]

Have you been sampling your patients wares today

[UltraWomble]

WCPGW?

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RENAULT-VEL-SATIS-2002-47k-PRIVILEGE-V6-3-5-1-START-NO-RESERVE-/261968971929?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item3cfe914899

[Station]

Sensible answer: If you already have a daily, spend it on your car that requires work.

 

I'd go for the brown Toyota though.

[Lacquer Peel]

Contadini Lambrusco.

 

What happened to the Xantia?

[skattrd]

Mitsubishi liftback with a dented door looks ace, cheap tax too being a 1.5l

If you were interested I could probably do you a deal on my Aerodeck, but it has a sunroof and is automatic ... I will hopefully looking at the hot start issue this week.

[anonymous user]

WCPGW?

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RENAULT-VEL-SATIS-2002-47k-PRIVILEGE-V6-3-5-1-START-NO-RESERVE-/261968971929?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item3cfe914899

Probably everything, unless it already has, and being a Renault of that age it would probably then go even wronger just because it could

[bub2006]

The Xantia's only comfort failing once I'd changed the seats was that the steering wheel was always too far away and the only position I could get the steering wheel anything like was the one position it obscured all the dials. Useless. I expect all Citroens (except Picassos, and I'm not having one of those) to have exactly the same issue.

Xsara wasn't too bad. Had reach and rake steering wheel,height adjustable seat and lumbar support. Thinking about it I may change seats in vectra.

[HMC]

^ that camry is lovely!

 

This is a great thread, matching vulgs perfect automotive partner, its a bit like speed dating!

[purplebargeken]

I bet he buys a Vectra.

 

[Taff]

Sensible answer: If you already have a daily, spend it on your car that requires work.

 

This. you got all out of shape a few weeks ago about never getting anything done, so why go looking for additional problems? Anything under 500 sheets is going to have faults and all they will do is distract you again from the fleet you already have

 

I bet he buys a Vectra.

 

 

New Vauxhall Adam with nothing down and only £200 a month to pay.

[Cavcraft]

How about a 306 with a mysteriously covered up with cornflakes packets inner rear wing?

[Lacquer Peel]

It sounds like vulg' needs an oldish car with comfy seats and rake/reach adjustable steering.

 

[JohnK]

Everybody commenting with solutions just needs to buy Vulg the last 14 remaining tickets on the Rover Raflle and he's pretty much good To go then!

[catsinthewelder]

 

Tiny mk1 Clio in Thirsk for £100 with 5 months MOT

 

 

Shiney millsomatic micra in the Toon for a bit more

 

 

 

But surely it's worth the trek up to Blaydon for this 25k from new Uno for £499?

[Ghosty]

I considered suggesting that Uno, u no.

[Matt]

How on earth is that Swift still for sale? It looked like a bargain when it first popped up weeks ago.

[EssDeeWon]

You could of had BP51EWF (The Autoshite 75 V6 Connoisseur) for well within your budget with monies left over to buy some beige driving gloves from motorway services on the way home, sum petrol, a pint of bitter and the windscreen fixed.

[Station]

This. you got all out of shape a few weeks ago about never getting anything done, so why go looking for additional problems? Anything under 500 sheets is going to have faults and all they will do is distract you again from the fleet you

I agree, I really wouldn't buy another car. I've sold two cars in two weeks and no way buying another one as I have two that need desperate attention, and it feels great tbh. There's no real reason to buy another one just because you've sold one and it's the Autoshite way to do things, but it is your money so just take it as advice.

How about a decent mig welder instead?

[ruffgeezer]

Rank Rover here at Ruff towers, I've done probably 1000 miles in it now. It is actually pretty good if you ignore the absence of a straight panel anywhere.

 

£250 shite price.

[Noel Tidybeard]

Xsara wasn't too bad. Had reach and rake steering wheel,height adjustable seat and lumbar support. Thinking about it I may change seats in vectra.

pre-facelift have got double lumbar adjustment

[vulgalour]

I HAVE BOUGHT A CAR AND IT IS NONE OF THESE!

[purplebargeken]

Bloomin' timewaster!!!!!!!!     

 

So go on then, put us out of our misery!

[purplebargeken]

Bet iz Vauxhall.

[dollywobbler]

This. you got all out of shape a few weeks ago about never getting anything done, so why go looking for additional problems? Anything under 500 sheets is going to have faults and all they will do is distract you again from the fleet you already have.

Oh come on. That is hardly Autoshite talk. I regularly buy cars for less than 500 quid and they don't often bite me on the arse.