Kia pride of shitefest timing of the draw poll

[Sloth in a bowl]

I have tickets and a hat, one ticket will be drawn from the hat.

 

If the draw is done before shitefest then I will record it at work on Thursday to get a totally independent ticket puller and post the video it to youtube at about 6:00pm.

[Cavcraft]

Beforehand please, so we can either celebrate winning it or spy our arses and not show up.

[Skizzer]

Remind me, is Bully's Special Prize Pride going to be at Shitefest in person, for the lucky* winner to take home?

[skattrd]

It really has to be done at the event, so it's a pleasant* surprise to all there ... Oh shit, I've got another car to get back to  ...... (Glasgow as we all know cms206 will win)

[Skizzer]

We should just get Shiply quotes from Devil's Bridge to Andy's house now.

[skattrd]

Ooh, if we've got good internets connection maybe we could do a live webcast of teh draw from Shitefest ... 

[Sloth in a bowl]

The car will be there, for the lucky* winner to take away or collection can be arranged from Birmingham (or other places for the cost of the train ticket back home after delivery).

 

Everybody that has taken part is also obligated to drive the Kia up the Shitefest stage on Saturday or Sunday to see what they could have won.

 

The hat is not part of the prize, but I can throw in a best of Elton John tape for the lucky* winner to listen to on the way home.

[dollywobbler]

It'll certainly be more fun to raffle it live. Collection doesn't have to be immediate does it? I can store the car if needed, or Sloth can presumably just drive it back to the Midlands to be collected at a later date?

[Mike D]

I've crapped out on this as i wont be at shitefest, if for some reason I do win Could I get it from sloths_house?

[hairnet]

needs to happen 0.01 secs after the draw on the tv on the sat no?

[twosmoke300]

If the draw is at sf I will take an a frame and can deliver to places reasonably en route to cornwall if reqd

[rml2345]

If the draw is at sf I will take an a frame and can deliver to places reasonably en route to cornwall if reqd

But Paisley isn't anywhere near Cornwall. How is Andy cms going to cope?

[eddyramrod]

Fear not, it's coming up here behind Joe's pussywagon!  I voted for Friday at Shitefest, even though I won't be there.  Take it easy on that stage with my Pride and joy!

[HMC]

Perhaps unfair of me to comment as I havent entered the draw, but doing it 'live' during shitefest would be the most dramatic/ fun thing to do. With a few A frames and kind offers floating about, and the offer of storage if needed short term, it certainly sounds doable and wouldnt cause a logistical catastrophe if done.

[anonymous user]

I voted "I bought a ticket", but as I bought it for someone else, I also voted "I didn't buy a ticket"

 

I think the draw should be carried out on the day of Shitefest, but by satellite-link from Montreux, by Terry Wogan wearing a sparkly blazer, with the winning ticket removed by hand from a bucket of boiling water, so the result can be announced by Katie Boyle, or if unavailable Susan Boyle

[Cavcraft]

Friday night for me, as I will be at Shitefest Saturday daytime, then have a pre-planned piss up elsewhere so I won't be driving on Sunday.

[stephen01]

can i still get in on the action ?

[320touring]

Live raffle ftw!

[KruJoe]

Fear not, it's coming up here behind Joe's pussywagon!  

 

Aye, as I said int'other thread, if the winner resides anywhere upcountry, I'll be glad to assist getting it anywhere north of Devil's Bridge.

If you're on my route back to BD23, delivery is FREE, diversions can be accommodated at a very favourable ARSE Delivery Service mileage rate.

If the winner is further north than Malhamdale, I'll bring it home where it can enjoy free off-the-road storage until we arrange onward conveyance.

 

So, Phil_Two_Smoke: South/SW

Me: North

 

Who could take it East/South-East?

I'm happy to lend my A-frame to a trusted shiter if it helps re-home the baby

[beko1987]

Damn, just voted for before SF, then read the above and during would work if it can be ferried immediatly somewhere else. We could film the raffle! Get ShiteyTV going again with the lottery show...

[KruJoe]

You can delete / amend your vote

[Skizzer]

can i still get in on the action ?

 

You can have my ticket if you're mad keen.

[Sloth in a bowl]

The results of the poll are such the Kia Pride of Shitefest draw will take place on Saturday night.

Apologies to those that wanted more planning time on their success for transporting the car.

 

I have space, tax and insurance on the Kia so post Shitefest pickup or delivery is possible and the car will be given a run once per week until the handover can take place.

 

P.s. the car and I reside in central Birmingham.

[oldcars]

You need to dress up like Jim Bowen when doing the draw. 

[purplebargeken]

Yeah!!!!!

[omegod]

On the off chance number 30 comes up i'm located in Merseyside if dropping off somehow would be feasible , Wifey would be so happy for this little sweetie to grace the drive ...not. Only just joined but would have loved to attend the fest it looks a proper laugh 

[320touring]

The only fly in the ointment I can see is my insurer is shut on sunday..

 

Still, day insurance will work;)

[KruJoe]

 number 30 ... Merseyside 

I'm sure I can manage that for you, it's nearly on my way home, I has A-frame

 

If you're free, why not pop down to Wales and show your face? We won't bite!

[cms206]

You all seem certain that I'm not going to win it, which is good because I'M not certain I'm not going to win it...

[omegod]

I'm sure I can manage that for you, it's nearly on my way home, I has A-frame

 

If you're free, why not pop down to Wales and show your face? We won't bite!

Would love to but borasic lint at the minute due to  impending nuptuals, to be honest this place has given me some huge laughs in the week or so i've been on and I can tell Shitefest is right up my street ! definately next year