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'just bloody scrap it' - the eBay 'fuck me, what were they thinking' thread

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mercrocker Rank: Isuzu Florian

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That looks like one of those Corgi Cameo models that were even nastier, shitter and less prototypical than the Lledo crap your Uncle used to put in little green flocked cabinets in the lounge of his semi in Bruntingthorpe....

Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Still one of the cheapest ways into mk.1 Escort ownership though

messerschmitt owner Rank: Renault 16

messerschmitt owner

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Would love to see it being banger raced.

EFA

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NorfolkNWeigh Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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The seller of that wooden Escort thing seems to be confusing his Stevenses. Anthony Stevens didn't go on to Jaguar after designing more plastic shitheaps. He now makes ugly plastic electric vans with his son Peter , no not the one that did the XJR15.

He does however claim to have designed the Rootes Arrow range,which is probably news to Roy Axe and William Towns. It would seem the Noddy Paddy Wagon is his best work.

vulgalour Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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The only redeeming feature about that van is that it was owned by a circus for advertising purposes.  There's nothing else you could use it for is there, really?

jakebullet Rank: Renault 16

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Beige shitbox seeks another car to be stacked on.

 

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steve_earwig Rank: Citroen Ami

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Beige shitbox seeks another car to be stacked on.

 

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Feed me now

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jakebullet Rank: Renault 16

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You got a link to said shit box?

 

I linked the pic, so clicky. Are you planning a heroic save?

AlabamaShrimp Rank: Lancia Gamma

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I'd love to save it but seeing as I can't even save a shit suzuki that's not even half as bad I'm out.

 

Tbh it's a very rare utter povo spec one with vinyl seats. And I've seen a lot worse fixed up.

jakebullet Rank: Renault 16

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I have the remains of a similar base model shed at the bottom of the garden, er, being a shed. Mine is a bit more solid, but lacking useful things like engine, suspension, doors, interior, etc. Quite good for storing crap in though.

bub2006 Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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Minis and metros are in demand by the trike riders. Basically weld subframe and engine to a bike. That's where it's destined if engine is ok

New POD Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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One man's hobby, is another man's mental illness.

robinmasters Rank: Renault 16

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There's nothing else you could use it for is there, really?

GR9 for ferrying around a load of short gangsters.

 

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mercrocker Rank: Isuzu Florian

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I yearn for the days when only the likes of HCB-Angus and Alfred Miles used checker-plate.

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mercrocker Rank: Isuzu Florian

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It looks more like a prop from a secondary school stage production of "First of the Few"

rainagain Rank: Renault 16

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I wonder how it does in the pedestrian crash test? 

 

To be honest though it this was local I would be tempted to put £200 down and re do the body.

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