Heard of 'Road Driver' ?

[Cavcraft]

'Digisol'?

 

Sounds like some sort of sore knob cream.

[chaseracer]

Make sure you follow the very simple guide to installing a sticker: http://www.roaddriver.co.uk/webroot/uploads/80-PDF--HOW-TO-APPLY-AND-REMOVE-SAFETY-STICKERS.pdf

 

Jesus wept.

[chaseracer]

...sore knob...

 

I think that adequately describes the loser behind that website.

[Cavcraft]

[mat_the_cat]

Make sure you follow the very simple guide to installing a sticker: http://www.roaddriver.co.uk/webroot/uploads/80-PDF--HOW-TO-APPLY-AND-REMOVE-SAFETY-STICKERS.pdf

 

The AS verson of this guide?

 

1) Choose the least rusty section of bodywork.

2) Give a quick wipe with the sleeve of your overalls.

3) Apply sticker the correct way up (and roughly level if you want to be flash).

[Bamboocarman]

The AS verson of this guide?

 

1) Choose the least rusty section of bodywork.

2) Give a quick wipe with the sleeve of your overalls.

3) Apply sticker the correct way up (and roughly level if you want to be flash).

 

Thanks for this splendid and timely advice; am in the process of applying some of Ruffgeezer's excellent Autoshite stickers to me fleet, and forgot that they don't need to be perfectly applied; 'roughly level' is just about right, thanks.

[MarvinsMom]

FFS.

 

that is all i have to say.

 

FFS

[Pillock]

Apparently, to keep your offspring safe when they begin to drive, you can apply stickers both inside and outside the car - outside to suggest reports are made about bad driving, inside to remind the driver that 56 million pairs of beady eyes are watching. Also requests that passengers do not distract the driver.

 

Later, when they have no friends left, they'll be mega-safe drivers because they'll never leave the house.

[richardmorris]

I have used stragically placed 2cvgb stickers to hide body damage.

[UmBongo]

Sounds a lot like 'Magna Tom' and 'Stroud Cyclist' etc.

Checked my registrations. No 'reports'.

 

Sad bastards.

 

Magnatom is a fooking arsehole.

 

He has a point about the safety of cyclists but he's such a pompous tit that I don't listen to him.

[Jikovron]

Could the website be a clever bit of double agent sabotage whereby the site originator has created an information black hole?, i.e. the said Road Driver henchman becomes offended by some driving skill, inputs the data into the site to blacklist the number plate, then by submitting ,it actually deletes the data and everyone is therefore by relative perceived perspective emotional equilibrium is restored, otherwise surely there would be a discussion forum, and the ability to have a quick curtain twitch around 'examples' etc.

[wuvvum]

Disappointingly, given how much the average driver seems to take exception to being overtaken by one of my old heaps, none of the fleet appears on there.

 

4/10 Must try harder.

[Des]

Checked all my regs, nothing, just like fixmystreet.com, How many cars must I abandon and how badly must I drive to get some recognition? The apathy in this country disgusts me.

Pretty sterling work managing 5 pages on applying a sticker, that cunt wants sectioning, but make it a legal requirement for all dubscene stickerbomb wanksters to read it at gunpoint, that'd show them.

[rml2345]

This site isn't what it used to be...

[the judge]

Excellent! ^^ my dad bought that new etc etc

[the judge]

[Andrew353w]

Just to check, I've run about 20 of my car numbers (past and present) through it, to no avail.... [credibility switch ON] my driving must therefore be excellent! [credibility switch OFF]

[Richard]

Does anybody know how to get the viewing stats for that site? I bet it gets even less traffic than my Flickr page.

[cort16]

It looks to be getting around 10,000 hits a month. 9,971 of them are people adding D701SWL in though.

 

 

http://www.similarweb.com/website/roaddriver.co.uk

[cort16]

It'd be much better if you could see the reports. "Daft bastard was trimming his nose hair and nearly ran me into a shetland pony"

[DSdriver]

I hope they don't do a Pavement Driver. I  always drive on the pavements because there is less traffic.

[Mr Livered]

There's a very similar site at ratethatdriver.co.uk which I personally prefer because you don't have to enter a numberplate; you can browse the reports.

 

Excellent stuff like

 

this silly female driver is the perfect example as to why women SHOULDNT drive,

 

and some of the pathetic oxygen thieves who post reports (such as one fellow submitting his drivel under the username Helpme1986) has added a little clip from his dashcam for each one. That's useful, as it confirms my suspicions that the driving being moaned about is just the sort of slightly imperfect suff that isn't particularly dangerous, just little mistakes that make you take slight evasive action, like steer a bit or brake gently. Everyone sees stuff like that happen every day; most people get on with it and then carry on with their day but some people feel the urge to get indignant and self-righteous on Youtube.

[Uncle Jimmy]

Ok! It's a crap and pointless website, flippin heck, didn't expect the mention of it would cause such aggro. Still, it's provided some amusement...and none of the cars I've had feature on it.

[drum]

Yep, definitely utter pish.

[Pillock]

That ratethatdriver is amusing, obviously no checks go on so when I looked someone had been putting in his own reg with "drives brilliantly", " passenger is fit" and all sorts.

 

Plenty of twattishness too. "I assume this driver is a trained professional as he was driving perfectly - possibly ex police"