Info Massive fuckasisms,new server is crap/Please read latest post

[Bobthebeard]

Nooooo Dave isn't Dave.

I have a feeling Bob isn't actually Bob and doesn't have a beard either.

Arrrrghhh... My cover is blown. (Heads for the hills and hides....)

 

[DSdriver]

Stop! I'm confused... who is who again?

[Anglevan]

Stop! I'm confused... who is who again?

I'm still me

[steve_earwig]

We're all robots named Dave, you're the only real person here.

[vulgalour]

Mr Bollox is the exact opposite to what I expected when I met him, SambaS is way taller than I imagined, Krujoe isn't anywhere near as Northern as anticipated and RobT was younger than expected by about 20 years.  Autoshite is all LIES and FABRICATIONS.

[The Moog]

Autoshite is all GAFFER TAPE and VAUXHALLS.

Efa

[vulgalour]

same difference

[Split_Pin]

Just checking Michael/Dave, are Pms working atm?

[Bucketeer]

If it's any solace for your shattered illusions, hopes and dreams Angyl, I can confirm that Barefoot is actually barefeeted barefooted barefeet barefoot shoeless.

[skattrd]

Mr Bollox is the exact opposite to what I expected when I met him, SambaS is way taller than I imagined, Krujoe isn't anywhere near as Northern as anticipated and RobT was younger than expected by about 20 years.  Autoshite is all LIES and FABRICATIONS.

 

I can accept most of that except "Krujoe isn't anywhere near as Northern as anticipated" I'm sorry but Joe is very Northern.

[Ghosty]

I am also not a celestial being.

[martybabes]

<<<<<<<<<<<<< and I don't really look like this (or so I'm told)

[Noel Tidybeard]

Mr Bollox is the exact opposite to what I expected when I met him, SambaS is way taller than I imagined, Krujoe isn't anywhere near as Northern as anticipated and RobT was younger than expected by about 20 years.  Autoshite is all LIES and FABRICATIONS.

...and reading you shite list sig you should have a wooly beard and smoke a pipe!

[daveb47]

Well we should hopefully be back on .com later today,

Takeing longer than expected because of new server delivered with server equivalent of OMGHGF.

Would only run for couple of hours before jettisoning most of its data.

Hopefully been sorted,just awaiting delivery.

[Bobthebeard]

I have no idea what a server is, or looks like! Is it a small box with a lot of flashing green lights or something the size of a bungalow?

[daveb47]

This is where our new one is located

 

 

Device Type
Facility
Zone & Cage
Row & Rack
Rack Position

Dedicated Server: Blade
Jacksonville, FL - 800 Water St
Suite 202: Cage C02-A
Row B: Rack 5
17.2

 

Dual Intel Xeon L5639

CPU SOCKET0 Intel Xeon L5639 @ 2.13GHz
CPU SOCKET1 Intel Xeon L5639 @ 2.13GHz
RAM DIMM0A Samsung PC3-8500R-07-10-E1-D2 @ 4GB
RAM DIMM0B Samsung PC3-8500R-07-10-E1-D2 @ 4GB
RAM DIMM0C Samsung PC3-8500R-07-10-E1-D2 @ 4GB
RAM DIMM1A Samsung PC3-8500R-07-10-E1-D2 @ 4GB
RAM DIMM1B Samsung PC3-8500R-07-10-E1-D2 @ 4GB
RAM DIMM1C Samsung PC3-8500R-07-10-E1-D2 @ 4GB
HDD BAY0 Seagate Barracuda ST1000DM003 @ 1TB

 

[barefoot]

Surely a server is one of those things with the big reels of tape that move backwards and forwards making funny chirping noises.

Honest, folk think I know fucking nothing...

[daveb47]

Now back on autoshite.com.

Just some images still uploading.

But not finished yet,now on temporary server while i get main one sorted and thoroughly tested.

Going to leave it here for a day or 2 just to be sure.

New main server is up and running,you can test it ofr speed etc on http://goldies.us

[inconsistant]

I have no idea what a server is

 

[martybabes]

mf3330atgmail.com is my paypal email address.

Micheal Fahl is my name....not many people know that...

daveb47 is from my old warez days when i needed to be carefull

 

Well, whoever you are and whatever you're called, well done and thanks.

[DSdriver]

Thunderbirds are GO

 

Well done Dave

[Craig the Princess]

Is anyone else having a problem getting onto the main forum. When i click the link to board 3 it just goes to the board 4 page.

The open forum is fine and I can access the latest post on this forum from the board 4 page.

 

It's fine on the phone, just on the PC (via firefox)

[Cavcraft]

I can only access this actual thread on the main board as it just goes to the home page when you click anything else. Can still get private messages and 'likes' but that's about it.

[Craig the Princess]

All good in ie so will use that for a bit.

[doobietoo]

Working a treat on my steam powered laptop...

[daveb47]

Anyone with problems please clear your cache & cookies.

Google it for instructions

[Craig the Princess]

Cheers dave, you're the tops.

[mouseflakes]

This is where our new one is located

 

 

Device Type

Facility

Zone & Cage

Row & Rack

Rack Position

Dedicated Server: Blade

Jacksonville, FL - 800 Water St

Suite 202: Cage C02-A

Row B: Rack 5

17.2

 

Dual Intel Xeon L5639

CPU SOCKET0 Intel Xeon L5639 @ 2.13GHz

CPU SOCKET1 Intel Xeon L5639 @ 2.13GHz

RAM DIMM0A Samsung PC3-8500R-07-10-E1-D2 @ 4GB

RAM DIMM0B Samsung PC3-8500R-07-10-E1-D2 @ 4GB

RAM DIMM0C Samsung PC3-8500R-07-10-E1-D2 @ 4GB

RAM DIMM1A Samsung PC3-8500R-07-10-E1-D2 @ 4GB

RAM DIMM1B Samsung PC3-8500R-07-10-E1-D2 @ 4GB

RAM DIMM1C Samsung PC3-8500R-07-10-E1-D2 @ 4GB

HDD BAY0 Seagate Barracuda ST1000DM003 @ 1TB

 

 

[Jim Bell]

SOMEONE SAY CLEAR COOKIES?!

 

 

 

 

[beko1987]

Impressive specs! Bit of an upgrade from the old datsun in the garage we must have been on before!

 

Autoshite day trip to Suite 202: Cage C02-A

Row B: Rack 5 to paint it beige and stick an ORLVAUXALLSRSHITE sticker on it?