Pillock Posted December 31, 2014 Posted December 31, 2014 They do look good, sadly like women you're better off steering clear of the good looking liabilities that are likely to go mental and embarrass you; and stick with a more average, reliable model. myglaren and Vince70 2
Mr_Bo11ox Posted December 31, 2014 Posted December 31, 2014 I've just noticed that Laguna 2 is an anagram of 'Anal 2ug' mat_the_cat, Vince70, dugong and 1 other 4
bigstraight6 Posted December 31, 2014 Posted December 31, 2014 When I agreed to look after my good friends used car business for a few weeks last year while he went on holiday, his parting words were "Don't take any Renault Laguna's in part ex! tell them to fuck off!" These cars are apparently utter shit..... AnthonyG, Bren, RobT and 3 others 6
Lankytim Posted December 31, 2014 Posted December 31, 2014 Renault Laguna is also an anagram of Anal Aunt Gruel. I know this cos I just went on a Google anagram maker. Anal Unreal GutAnal Unreal TugAnal Neural GutAnal Neural TugAnal Leant GuruAnal Nature LugAnal Lag UntrueAnal Gal UntrueAnal Gaunt RuleAnal Gaunt LureAnal Augur LentAnal Nauru GeltAnal Aunt GruelAnal Tuna GruelAnal Gale Nu RutAnal Lea Gun RutAnal Lea Gnu RutAnal Lea Rug TunAnal Lea Rug NutAnal Lea Gut UrnAnal Lea Gut RunAnal Lea Tug UrnAnal Lea Tug RunAnal Ale Gun RutAnal Ale Gnu RutAnal Ale Rug TunAnal Ale Rug NutAnal Ale Gut UrnAnal Ale Gut RunAnal Ale Tug UrnAnal Ale Tug RunAnal Earl Gut NuAnal Earl Tug NuAnal Real Gut NuAnal Real Tug NuAnal Late Rug NuAnal Teal Rug NuAnal Tale Rug NuAnal Nae Lug RutAnal Era Glut NuAnal Era Lug TunAnal Era Lug NutAnal Are Glut NuAnal Are Lug TunAnal Are Lug NutAnal Ear Glut NuAnal Ear Lug TunAnal Ear Lug NutAnal Tare Lug NuAnal Rate Lug NuAnal Tear Lug NuAnal Eta Lug UrnAnal Eta Lug RunAnal Ate Lug UrnAnal Ate Lug RunAnal Eat Lug UrnAnal Eat Lug RunAnal Tea Lug UrnAnal Tea Lug RunAnal Lag True NuAnal Lag Rue TunAnal Lag Rue NutAnal Gal True NuAnal Gal Rue TunAnal Gal Rue NutAnal Rag Lute NuAnal Gar Lute NuAnal Tag Rule NuAnal Tag Lure NuAnal La Urge TunAnal La Urge NutAnal La Rune GutAnal La Rune TugAnal La Ten GuruAnal La Net GuruAnal La Tune RugAnal La True GunAnal La True GnuAnal Ulna Re GutAnal Ulna Re TugAnal An Glue RutAnal An Rule GutAnal An Rule TugAnal An Lure GutAnal An Lure TugAnal An Let GuruAnal An Lute RugAnal An True LugAnal An Rue GlutAnal Tan El GuruAnal Tan Rue LugAnal Ant El GuruAnal Ant Rue LugAnal Aunt El RugAnal Aunt Re LugAnal Tuna El RugAnal Tuna Re LugAnal Rat Glue NuAnal Tar Glue NuAnal Art Glue NuAnal At Gruel NuAnal At Glue UrnAnal At Glue RunAnal At Rule GunAnal At Rule GnuAnal At Lure GunAnal At Lure GnuAnal At Rune LugAnal At Rue LungAnal Tau Gel UrnAnal Tau Gel RunAnal Tau Leg UrnAnal Tau Leg RunAnal Tau El RungAnal Tau Re Lung Cavcraft, theorganist, mat_the_cat and 2 others 5
Mr_Bo11ox Posted December 31, 2014 Posted December 31, 2014 'Anal Tuna Gruel' is quite a good one Vince70, Pillock and myglaren 3
UltraWomble Posted December 31, 2014 Author Posted December 31, 2014 Jesus wept. I dread to think what people searching for "Anal Tuna Gruel" will think when they stumble upon this thread. tooSavvy, gordonbennet, mat_the_cat and 7 others 10
Inspector Morose Posted January 1, 2015 Posted January 1, 2015 Sounds like the day after eating at a dodgy fish restaurant. mat_the_cat 1
Asimo Posted January 1, 2015 Posted January 1, 2015 Primeras like the this one are related to Lagunas I believe. Are they any better? http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Nissan-Primera-1-8L-2006-56-000-miles-/331210142225?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4d1da9b211
UltraWomble Posted January 1, 2015 Author Posted January 1, 2015 The diesel donkey in that era of Primea is Nissan not Renault, but thats all I know.
Daniel R25 Posted January 1, 2015 Posted January 1, 2015 Hi,It's just the Laguna 2 that is known for granading itself.My dad got more than 300tkm out of his 1999 dti without any problems. My brother and I both have a year 2000, 2L 16V estate. Both have not broken down once.Just avoid any large Renault between 2000 and 2006... Same applies to the Espace which is reliable with the introduction of the 2.0 dci - and a moneypit before, especially in diesel form.Daniel Sigmund Fraud 1
HH-R Posted January 1, 2015 Posted January 1, 2015 Those Primeras seem just as rubbish too and were a pretty rare sight round here even when new. Can only even remember being in a taxi and it seemed utterly knackered. Cavcraft 1
HillmanImp Posted January 1, 2015 Posted January 1, 2015 Jesus wept. I dread to think what people searching for "Anal Tuna Gruel" will think when they stumble upon this thread. I just tried. Strangely safe results, none of which were this one. Even did the unthinkable and clicked on images and not even anything rude came up. Dissapointed.
Lankytim Posted January 1, 2015 Posted January 1, 2015 I drove one of those Primeras, it was a 1.8 pez IIRC and it felt shite to drive. It was ex motoability to be fair.
Cavcraft Posted January 1, 2015 Posted January 1, 2015 I think those Primevils are about as popular second hand as a fart in a space suit. Barry Cade, tooSavvy and myglaren 3
UltraWomble Posted January 1, 2015 Author Posted January 1, 2015 I just tried. Strangely safe results, none of which were this one. Even did the unthinkable and clicked on images and not even anything rude came up. Dissapointed. I got the following snippet of information:Do you enjoy the taste of tuna? If you answered yes to that question, there’s a very large chance that you actually enjoy the taste of many bizarre and exotic imposter ‘fake tuna’ fish types that have been peddled and mislabeled by the seafood industry and restaurants alike  even a ‘snake mackerel’ fish linked to side effects like anal oil leakage. myglaren 1
Pillock Posted January 1, 2015 Posted January 1, 2015 Shitty oil leakage.... Suddenly we've gone full circle to modern Renaults.
UltraWomble Posted January 9, 2015 Author Posted January 9, 2015 So the Rover is currently sat on axle stands whist my lad is changing a slippy clutch - if the rain holds off thats tomorrows fun, the 206 has been moved onwards and Ive got my eye on a Kalos - actually I had my eye on a punto but the clutch is fuct and I CBA with faffing with that, shame as it looked nicer than the Kalos.Interweb seems to suggest they are reliable if slow and boring, anything I should look for? Tis not for me tis for a female relly.
Sigmund Fraud Posted January 9, 2015 Posted January 9, 2015 Kalos ? Like a Tesco Value Corsa, only slightly worse. I would*.
greengartside Posted January 9, 2015 Posted January 9, 2015 Kalos are basically Astra mk3/Corsa 1.2 running gear, simple to work on. I understand they can suffer from OMGHGF because their (usually) elderly owners drive everywhere in 2nd. I'm not sure anything from the Matiz will fit it either. I wanted one for myself but lack of boot space put me off. Get one with the 1.4 and a bodykit if you like that sort of thing. dugong 1
Barry Cade Posted January 10, 2015 Posted January 10, 2015 Into the 3rd week of having issues with a Matiz at work- 29,000 miler minter,but the electrics have done a Renner and the bill is nearly a monkey and a half so far. Got a specialist coming out on Monday to extract an injector out of a Vivaro - we had the entire weight of the van hanging off it overnight and it didn't budge...there has been mention of drilling it out It's been a shitty week all in all. DO NOT BUY A POST 2000 DEEZIL. On the upside, our Megane Coop passed its test with flying colours today, it's a bloody good car! brickwall 1
mouseflakes Posted January 10, 2015 Posted January 10, 2015 Those Primeras seem just as rubbish too Shame to hear that. Amongst most of the grey porridge on the roads, these look quite funky from the rear. brickwall 1
dugong Posted January 10, 2015 Posted January 10, 2015 Petrels are meant to be quite nice. CHEESE Ghosty 1
wuvvum Posted January 10, 2015 Posted January 10, 2015 I had a Kalos briefly. Not an unpleasant thing to pootle around in, apart from a dreadful gearchange. Surprisingly good ride for a modernish small car, although the flip side was that it wallowed about a bit in corners. Fuel economy was average rather than brilliant - probably a result of the ageing engine. The most pathetic horn of any car I've owned though - it would have embarrassed a Honda Melody.
UltraWomble Posted January 11, 2015 Author Posted January 11, 2015 DO NOT BUY A POST 2000 DEEZIL. Shame, Im negotiating on a monster mile Focus at the moment, looks rather nice but is about £800 over budget and IMHO what its worth too. Has the 18TDCi donkey and a full service history.
UltraWomble Posted January 11, 2015 Author Posted January 11, 2015 Right. Kalos too dear, Focus too dear, Liana in budget and not too far away similar in size to the Focus which earns it points and five doors which also earns it points. Also for extra kudos points its beige. Interweb says boringly dependable but with suspension or alternator woes ( I can cope with them) Fuel economy seems a little grim but interestingly the Suzzy M series engine seems quite interchangeable between cars so different donkey sizes can be simply dropped in without any faffing with ECU's or engine mounts. Im presuming its a belt cam ( negotiating POWAH for dropping the price a bit), but oddly cant find any info about it.
Cavcraft Posted January 11, 2015 Posted January 11, 2015 Two miles from Cavcraft, about 3.1 miles from nearest K-seal stockist: http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/52-Suzuki-Liana-1-6-GLX-/371232451965?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item566f2dad7d
UltraWomble Posted January 11, 2015 Author Posted January 11, 2015 Am at work where eVilbay is banned. Not another Kettle is it? Ive already got one.
Lacquer Peel Posted January 11, 2015 Posted January 11, 2015 I think it's a chain driven cam, searching for 'Suzuki Liana cambelt' only brings up options for a diesel version not sold here. UltraWomble 1
UltraWomble Posted January 11, 2015 Author Posted January 11, 2015 Finally buried in the depths of LiEpedia The M16A type engine uses a chain cam instead of a cam belt.
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