Cavcraft's cavalcade of crap. Local honey.

[fiatdaft]

Get that door chapped!

 

 

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[wuvvum]

my dog kept pulling me along

I'm trying to get my head around that statement.  Obviously my grasp of the laws of physics isn't what I thought it was.

[Cavcraft]

Walked past this tonight. It really wouldn't be funny if it was yours, but we didn't half laugh when we saw it...

 

[Felly Magic]

Looks like someone has been putting their cock where it shouldn't be, its an Aldi too so sums up the driver perfectly LOL

[Ghosty]

Just stating the obvious with a car like that.

[Split_Pin]

Looks more like a neighbourly dispute over a parking spot!

[purplebargeken]

Or maybe....... just because. ^^

[HillmanImp]

I have no idea where that is but it does look like the monthly payments (I assume someone is making) on that car are probably more than the rent or mortgage on the house it's parked outside.

[Cavcraft]

Unbelievably, probably not. The house prices round there are just stupid, it's in a 'trendy' part of town that was originally an rea for local railway workers, but has been (mostly) invaded by snobs. It's worse further into the village, it got hit by that wanky sort of 'minimalist' style that was the rage years ago and imho has just got worse since.

Walk round there on a Sunday and if you're not wearing desert wellies, stupid shorts and cricket jumper round your neck, you're looked on like an alien.

 

/rantoverfornow

[MrDuke]

Sorry for the slight derailment (tenuous pun intended) but what is it with those vertical blinds? When I was young, I only ever used to see them in offices and workshops - houses round our way had either venetian blinds or curtains, and posh houses had roman blinds or expensive curtains. When I moved out to the provinces, loads of houses in town had grey or beige 'office blinds' in them, and Mrs_Duke couldn't understand why I found it so funny. Are they actually a 'thing' now?

[Cavcraft]

Looks like a sodding dentist's waiting room, tbh.

 

Off to see the owner of the Bentley (further up) this week. He's suffered a passable attempt at being ripped off by some bodge artists/conman type **** by the sound of things.

[HillmanImp]

 

Walk round there on a Sunday and if you're not wearing desert wellies, stupid shorts and cricket jumper round your neck, you're looked on like an alien.

 

 

[Split_Pin]

 

Walk round there on a Sunday and if you're not wearing desert wellies, stupid shorts and cricket jumper round your neck, you're looked on like an miscreant and the polis are called immediately.

 

/rantoverfornow

EFA

[cort1977]

Sorry for the slight derailment (tenuous pun intended) but what is it with those vertical blinds? When I was young, I only ever used to see them in offices and workshops - houses round our way had either venetian blinds or curtains, and posh houses had roman blinds or expensive curtains. When I moved out to the provinces, loads of houses in town had grey or beige 'office blinds' in them, and Mrs_Duke couldn't understand why I found it so funny. Are they actually a 'thing' now?

Isn't that a northern thing? When I went to college in Newcastle I noticed that loads of houses had them, not a thing darn sarf.

[Cavcraft]

Ha! Look at this wanker stuck in a muddy field with a FWD Transit

 

 

 

 

[dollywobbler]

Drop the tyre pressures!

[DodgeRover]

Weld the diff?

[oldcars]

Pull away in second gear?

[hairnet]

Fail at pikey

[chaseracer]

Bonfire.

[MrDuke]

Wait for spring.

[hairnet]

cant at his age

[hairnet]

Bonfire.

mars?

[andy18s]

Sell it as a field find?

[Cavcraft]

Rescue car to the rescue

 

 

but mostly down to DW's sage advice ref. tyre presures, it's out now (thanks, Ian) and verily did they Lord repayeth thine loyal soldier for its aid...

 

 

Fornicate a feathered pond dweller.

[chaseracer]

Nailed it.

[richardthestag]

that ^^ could be plugged ?

[hairnet]

hed have to take the one outta his butt

[Cavcraft]

Yeah, it'll be repairable, just a pain. I've actually got four matching spare wheels, one or two of which have great tyres too. 

[junkyarddog]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I once got a parking ticket in that very spot!

 

Have no idea what the parking womble was thinking when he slapped it an Irish registered motor.

 

Needless to say I never paid it