for sale Autoshite Decals - restock *pg 11* £2.50

[Jim Bell]

Please pm your address for very old fashioned cheque shite.

 

Fanks

 

PM dispatched.  I dont cash cheques, but I do welcome them as tender. If you send one, I will gladly frame it and put it one the wall. Theyll be worth a fortune one day.

 

#taxdisk #bufflogbook #fsopolonez #oldromancoins

[Jim Bell]

"740 Owner"

 

AS IS THIS.

 

Sneak peek. Sure Matt will be past this way at some point.

 

[hairnet]

svm approved

 

so i have to buy a bus a volvo a montego or a volvo to qualify...???

[hairnet]

how heretic burned would i be for sticking it on a honda

[Jim Bell]

First batch went out second class today all. Do shout up when they land.

[UltraWomble]

Is there an obligatory but gratis spunking cock with them?

[Jim Bell]

Yes there is. It's my garuntee of low quality.

Like a kite mark. But cock shaped.

[barefoot]

PM dispatched.  I dont cash cheques, but I do welcome them as tender. If you send one, I will gladly frame it and put it one the wall. Theyll be worth a fortune one day.

 

#taxdisk #bufflogbook #fsopolonez #oldromancoins

I've signed it, to ensure it's genuineness and it's (rather predictably) in the post.

[Lankytim]

Just to add, the "all Vauxhalls are shit" part of the sticker I stuck to the buzzing in panel at work months ago is STILL there, you can see where people have tried to peel it off but failed, it's also still in great shape. TOP QUALITY!!!

 

Thousands of confused lorry drivers must have seen it by now.

[UltraWomble]

Ive got one of those on my wheelie bin* I think the binmen have tried to remove it and failed, you can see little "pick" marks on one edge

 

 

*not slang for Corsa

[Jim Bell]

You cannot buy field tested reviews like these!

 

 

Do YOU want to put a sicker on something that people will try to, but not be able to pick off?

 

Then you need an Autoshite decal from me, Barry Scott.  Bang! And the sticker is applied!  For ever.

[vulgalour]

I wish to acquire a WBOD sticker for my eye-ruining old heap.  Should I just PM you?

[Lankytim]

Next time I'm, in our shitty Widnes container depot I;ll grab a pic. Lots of other sticker have come and gone (mostly union stickers) but the AUTOSHITE one remains defiant.

 

The Ellesmere Port Vauxhall factory is not that far away too.....

[DS20]

Decal arrived With, err, free cock enclosed...

[Jim Bell]

 

First SVM APPROVED decal spotted in its natural habitat. Cheers Richard.

[2Thumbs]

I'll take two of your finest W.B.O.D.'s please, if still available.

 

Message me your deets and I'll get payment and postage details sent over to you.

[Lankytim]

Live from Widnes.. It's been there months now.

[Taff]

Live from Widnes.. It's been there months now.

 

that has properly made me leak a little bit of wee.

 

I like the thought of rather non-plussed delivery drivers wondering where the hell you can by stickers saying that.

[vulgalour]

[Jim Bell]

That looks quality!

 

Thanks for posting the pic.

[Richard]

The SVM Approved sticker was approved by the SVM tonight. I think there might be more orders on the way.

[Jim Bell]

Theyll have to be quick, theres not many* left.

[Jim Bell]

Back to the top shelf.

 

Throwing them all in the bin unless everyone buys them in the next 40 or 50 months.

 

This plaice is very what it always used to be.

[Partridge]

^^I'm considering making some "Partridge Door TESCO Cock" stickers, think they'll be any takers?

[Jim Bell]

Nein

[Cheggers]

PM and PayPal payment incoming...

[Jim Bell]

Back to the top.

Get them while theyre hot/available.

[Minimad5]

What have thee got left ?

[tooSavvy]

No demand for strikeout Savvy stickers, then??

 

 

.... ah well.

 

 

TS

[cms206]

That reminds me... will PM on Monday as Tapatalk is BOLLOCKS.