For Sale: nissin goaled car

[Station]

Can I arrange for the RAC AA and my mate who had a Saturday job at Motorworld to give it a 1500 mile road test and full mechanical health check as I will be using it for the school run once a month and value my Children's safety above anything apart from Stella artois and pasties?

(Failure to agree will result in legal action as you OBVIOUSLY are hiding material facts about the car's roadworthiness and will leave yourself wide open to a six figure Civil Prosecution from my Auntie Rita who used to be a cleaner at Injury Lawyer's for you's Head office!!

 

souns like you no a lot abou law n police stuff. 

[Lankytim]

WULD U TAK A MONTHLY DETUCTION FRM MY BENAFITS?

[Jim Bell]

N E DISK COUNT 4 LIVIN FAR AWAY M8?

PETRAL R SPENSIVE LoL.

[Lankytim]

CULD U DELIVRE TO MY MAMS HOUSE COS I'M 13 AN CAN'T DRIV

[mercedade]

bst prce 4csh?

[Doctormop]

souns like you no a lot abou law n police stuff. 

Better believe it Blood, flicked the bird at Babylon many a time with my Wikipedia legal training and knowledge of all things google.

[dugong]

carnt believe no internest

gonna scarp it

 

wounded

[Mr Livered]

Orl Nissen huts r shit m8

[Junkman]

Wudd yu acept presian urg as pyjament if i bruy it?

Aslo, is their an aotu bxo in ti m8?

[Felly Magic]

Swopz4 Tescoclubcrd vowchurz n 10 regalkingsyz kolekt last furzdi yo? wikid

[derskine]

m8 wood u do a deal on argos voucher

[Craig the Princess]

Can I view the car last Friday?

[Guest Breadvan72]

lookz nise m8 but lukin 4 a goald 1

[Lankytim]

So is this actually for sale or what?

[HMC]

Hello  can buy today for 100???  best

[Gerald]

Escooze mee pleeze.

Weel 2 gos on my seester and nice, geenooeen leffer coat heelp mee buy eet?

[Station]

So is this actually for sale or what?

 

Yes m8.

[bub2006]

Escooze mee pleeze.

Weel 2 gos on my seester and nice, geenooeen leffer coat heelp mee buy eet?

Reading that made me think of the cyborg from red dwarf 10 on Dave. Chasing though all time and space!

[Inspector Morose]

Reminds me more of this:

[dugong]

m8

 

wil giv u 

 

100£"*_( 4 engin n box

 

r d bumbers n cill allll ryt m8

[Station]

Will take 100 4 engine n box on top of 300 for body n tax n mot n seats n stuff

 

Joking aside (all three pages of it), here's the actual photos of the car:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Gearbox, engine etc runs fine but is a bit tappety (I've tried to adjust the valve clearances, but the bonnet opens the wrong way and trying to push the car forward while in gear while trying to see the clearances and using your fingers on the side of the car is very difficult).

The car was originally sold because it had run low on oil (the oil light had come on) and the engine was knocking. The old lady who owned it had had it pretty much from new, and her husband wanted her to scrap it. I stuck my oar in an saved it with the intention of changing the engine. Fortunately, I found out the 'low oil' was in fact a dodgy oil switch, and the knocking was the exhaust being old and splitting in two (and then banging on the bottom of the car). I got a new rear section fitted (last Nissan rear section in the country) and the front section is recent, and have done over 1,000 miles in the Micra, including up and down the M6/M54/A41 at a constant 60mph.

There isn't any heavy corrosion, the only bits are the random little punched clip holes in the engine bay having a bit of rust round them.

 

Interior is 100% brown, and has the tombstone seats, which were actually only available on the bottom of the range Micras (even though they're better to sit in). I've put the original OEM brown Micra mats in. It's pretty much spotless inside. It has awesome 80's decals on the side.

 

Reason for sale: I use it to pootle to and from work (10 miles) as it's cheaper than my big diesel and you can park easier. It only gets used for this now. I'd happily stick it in a garage for five years and sell it once they've all disappeared, but life's too short to mess around with cars and I'd end up paying more for storage. It really is in decent nick.

[Squire_Dawson]

It is a very nice car and that is great news about the oil related fault.

[Junkman]

Where about are you located?

[Disco Fever]

My sister had one identical to this about 20 years ago. I had a mini at the time and compared to that, the micra's brakes were immense. Bloody lovely little car.

[KruJoe]

Where about are you located?

He's int' North West, not for from your good* self.

 

 

Last night I was on the verge of asking to rent this off you for a month or two, due to insurance companies making life difficult (long story), but we got it sorted last minute, so I didn't.

As you were.

Looks a cracker Dave, good luck with shifting it.

[Junkman]

He's int' North West, not for from your good* self.

 

Lead me not into temptation!

I must pay for the daily bread

For my debts are not forgiven

But collected by the Bailiffs.

[Station]

Alternative for sale thread didn't work.

Still here - going on ebay this weekend.

[cms206]

My mate is selling his misery spec C-reg gold Micra with tombstone seats for £200 as well should there be a rush on them.

[Station]

[ukrainespacemonkey]

My mate is selling his misery spec C-reg gold Micra with tombstone seats for £200 as well should there be a rush on them.

True dat, I shall post it here later if anyone is interested? Although the carburettor is a bit yagged!

 

I should probably advertise it with no airbags following a previously mentioned encounter with a disgruntled buyer.