UltraWomble Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 That looks lethal - or perhaps an ideal way for suicidal OCD sufferers to throw a 7.... cros, Sealtainn, strangeangel and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beko1987 Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 Squire_Dawson, anonymous user, Conrad D. Conelrad and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous user Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 ^ No Officer I wasn't trying to kill her, we were just cleaning the car Junkman, alf892, brickwall and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Station Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 Three seperate shiters suggested I pump my inflatable bed using exhaust gas when I forgot to bring the pump camping at cholmondeley! Eternal sleep. brickwall, Junkman, BorniteIdentity and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conrad D. Conelrad Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 Here's FLEXO! Sorry, HERE's Flexo! It's the windscreen washer system that puts the squirter in the blade itself for [perceived benefit] with no disadvantages except for the metre of loose rubber hose flopping about your scuttle all the time and the complete inability to buy replacement blades. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/NOS-NIB-vtg-Flexo-50s-60s-integral-windscreen-wiper-washers-BMC-Mini-Ford-Escort-/321988726708?hash=item4af8060fb4:g:5vEAAOSwZG9Wl8fZ&autorefresh=true Sigmund Fraud, Alexg, Junkman and 8 others 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timewaster Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 ^^ As fitted to the Peugeot 405. With the added advantage that the washers seem to freeze solid at the merest hint of a frost. Junkman and Doc 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conrad D. Conelrad Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 ^^ As fitted to the Peugeot 405. With the added advantage that the washers seem to freeze solid at the merest hint of a frost. On the 405 (and any other sensible car) the washers are attached to the metal part of the wiper. These have the water coming out of the actual rubber blade. Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VINTAGE-ROSEDALE-DETACHABLE-WINDOW-PICNIC-SNACK-TRAY-CLASSIC-CAR-/141922105204 Eddie Honda, Bucketeer, face and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bub2006 Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 So much want in this thread for the giffer volvo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conrad D. Conelrad Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VINTAGE-ROSEDALE-DETACHABLE-WINDOW-PICNIC-SNACK-TRAY-CLASSIC-CAR-/141922105204 "Fixed or detached in a moment"translation: will fall off at the slightest provocation edit: bid to forty quid wtf Stanky and Junkman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scaryoldcortina Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 Junkman, Conrad D. Conelrad and Alexg 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conrad D. Conelrad Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 Link plz, that's awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scaryoldcortina Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 There is no link. It's a thing I found in the shed! I have a few more pics though. Rusty_Rocket, Alexg, Grundig and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty-two Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 That spray gun thing is utter witchcraft. I read the instructions and I still can't understand how it works Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 They sure used it to paint my Norman Roadster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 Why isn't the tyre pump under the bonnet with detachable hose standard on new cars yet? Pump under the bonnet, hose coiled up in the spare wheel or in a cubby in the boot. Seems sensible and easily doable to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 Why isn't the tyre pump under the bonnet with detachable hose standard on new cars yet? Pump under the bonnet, hose coiled up in the spare wheel or in a cubby in the boot. Seems sensible and easily doable to me. Because it would A. violate some stupid EU emission lawB. exceed the capability of one of the silicone idiots newfangled tosh is festooned with. mercrocker 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LC Torana Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 And C Makers of moderns don't want owners doing ANYTHING - not even pumping up tyres. $100 per corner at your dealer overrun, Urko and Junkman 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noel Tidybeard Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 Why isn't the tyre pump under the bonnet with detachable hose standard on new cars yet? Pump under the bonnet, hose coiled up in the spare wheel or in a cubby in the boot. Seems sensible and easily doable to me.vauxhell screw them into the side panel of boot with a looooooooong hose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conrad D. Conelrad Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 Don't forget to change your air cleaner every service. Wood effect to compliment the decor of any car. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Phillips-Car-Air-Cleaner-Retro-vintage-hotrod-Classic-VW-Camper-ford-mk2-etc-/182080694834?hash=item2a64daea32:g:ZG8AAOSwoudW8EQZ Junkman, face, Grundig and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexg Posted April 6, 2016 Author Share Posted April 6, 2016 ^^Stand out the shows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexg Posted April 15, 2016 Author Share Posted April 15, 2016 More Yank bumper stickers. I love these, they make me want to buy a huge under-horsepowered 70's Detroit barge just to litter with them. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BUMPER-STICKER-BEAM-ME-UP-JESUS-9-x3-VINTAGE-1985-BLUE-W-WHITE-PRINT-/262338624002 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BUMPER-STICKER-CHRISTIAN-ON-BOARD-9-x3-VINTAGE-1985-YELLOW-W-BLACK-PRINT-/262356389718 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BUMPER-STICKER-I-LOVE-MY-FAMILY-9-x3-VINTAGE-1985-YELLOW-W-BLACK-PRINT-/252351479638 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BUMPER-STICKER-SURRENDER-LIKE-HELL-9-x3-VINTAGE-1988-American-Gag-Bag-inc-/181809333972 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Huge-Lot-of-Im-Catholic-I-Vote-Vintage-Bumper-Stickers-/121927801905 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vintage-Bumper-Sticker-I-WONT-GIVE-UP-MY-GUN-Political-NRA-Decal-/121155644105 Conrad D. Conelrad, Squire_Dawson, Junkman and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squire_Dawson Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 Those bumper stickers are class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UltraWomble Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 For the boy racer with a PCP http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/351712189508?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649 Tamworthbay and alf892 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fordperv Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 Stick on pierced robot nipples, brilliant Alexg, privatewire, Conrad D. Conelrad and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conrad D. Conelrad Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 As far as I can gather, this makes your brake lights flash. It also adds a brake light to your dashboard, which is a useful visual indicator as to whether you are pressing the brake pedal or not. Check out the photo of the back of the box. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/NOS-MIB-vtg-hazard-flasher-unit-mini-cooper-s-anglia-viva-Mk1-Cortina-victor-mgb-/322211584454 face, Junkman and Dippy 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dippy Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 Check out this sellers other items he has enough gofer trinkets to supply all Autoshite needs. I can't do eBay links but love the risqué cigarette holder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conrad D. Conelrad Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 Oh shit, you're right. He's the FLEXO wipers guy. He appears to be reluctantly selling off a collection of unusual accessories. Look at these wind powered headlamp wipers. Guaranteed to reduce light output more than the dirt would! http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vtg-very-rare-centrifugal-headlight-wipers-mini-cooper-s-anglia-viva-Mk1-Cortina-/322210899536 face, Eddie Honda, vulgalour and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FakeConcern Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 Stop those 20p pieces getting stuck under the handbrake (maybe) http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CAR-SEAT-GAP-STOPPER-LEAK-PROOF-STOP-PAD-FILLER-SPACER-MAT-DROP-CUSHION-ARMREST-/162041957585?fits=Car+Make%3AHonda%7CModel%3AS2000&var=461010178713&hash=item25ba740cd1:g:PncAAOSwBLlVKJmR&clk_rvr_id=1091345522477&afsrc=1&rmvSB=true LC Torana and Lacquer Peel 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C1am Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 Get ready for winter. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Perfect-Solutions-ICE-SCRAPER-MITT-UNUSED-BOXED-/131951865189?hash=item1eb8f1ad65:g:EY8AAOSwfC9XOxZg Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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