Ebay shite accessories and giffer trinkets

[UltraWomble]

That looks lethal - or perhaps an ideal way for suicidal OCD sufferers to throw a 7....

[beko1987]

 

 

[anonymous user]

^ No Officer I wasn't trying to kill her, we were just cleaning the car

[Station]

Three seperate shiters suggested I pump my inflatable bed using exhaust gas when I forgot to bring the pump camping at cholmondeley! Eternal sleep.

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

Here's FLEXO!

 

 

Sorry, HERE's Flexo!

 

 

It's the windscreen washer system that puts the squirter in the blade itself for [perceived benefit] with no disadvantages except for the metre of loose rubber hose flopping about your scuttle all the time and the complete inability to buy replacement blades. 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/NOS-NIB-vtg-Flexo-50s-60s-integral-windscreen-wiper-washers-BMC-Mini-Ford-Escort-/321988726708?hash=item4af8060fb4:g:5vEAAOSwZG9Wl8fZ&autorefresh=true

[Timewaster]

^^ As fitted to the Peugeot 405.

 

With the added advantage that the washers seem to freeze solid at the merest hint of a frost.

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

^^ As fitted to the Peugeot 405.

 

With the added advantage that the washers seem to freeze solid at the merest hint of a frost.

 

On the 405 (and any other sensible car) the washers are attached to the metal part of the wiper. These have the water coming out of the actual rubber blade. 

 

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VINTAGE-ROSEDALE-DETACHABLE-WINDOW-PICNIC-SNACK-TRAY-CLASSIC-CAR-/141922105204

[bub2006]

So much want in this thread for the giffer volvo

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VINTAGE-ROSEDALE-DETACHABLE-WINDOW-PICNIC-SNACK-TRAY-CLASSIC-CAR-/141922105204

 

"Fixed or detached in a moment"

translation: will fall off at the slightest provocation

 

edit: bid to forty quid wtf

[scaryoldcortina]

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

Link plz, that's awesome. 

[scaryoldcortina]

There is no link. It's a thing I found in the shed!

 

I have a few more pics though.

 

[Forty-two]

That spray gun thing is utter witchcraft. I read the instructions and I still can't understand how it works

[Junkman]

They sure used it to paint my Norman Roadster.

[Matt]

 

Why isn't the tyre pump under the bonnet with detachable hose standard on new cars yet? Pump under the bonnet, hose coiled up in the spare wheel or in a cubby in the boot. Seems sensible and easily doable to me.

[Junkman]

Why isn't the tyre pump under the bonnet with detachable hose standard on new cars yet? Pump under the bonnet, hose coiled up in the spare wheel or in a cubby in the boot. Seems sensible and easily doable to me.

 

Because it would

 

A. violate some stupid EU emission law

B. exceed the capability of one of the silicone idiots newfangled tosh is festooned with.

[LC Torana]

And C

 

Makers of moderns don't want owners doing ANYTHING - not even pumping up tyres.

 

$100 per corner at your dealer

[Noel Tidybeard]

Why isn't the tyre pump under the bonnet with detachable hose standard on new cars yet? Pump under the bonnet, hose coiled up in the spare wheel or in a cubby in the boot. Seems sensible and easily doable to me.

vauxhell screw them into the side panel of boot with a looooooooong hose

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

Don't forget to change your air cleaner every service. 

 

 

Wood effect to compliment the decor of any car. 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Phillips-Car-Air-Cleaner-Retro-vintage-hotrod-Classic-VW-Camper-ford-mk2-etc-/182080694834?hash=item2a64daea32:g:ZG8AAOSwoudW8EQZ

[Alexg]

^^

Stand out the shows

[Alexg]

More Yank bumper stickers. I love these, they make me want to buy a huge under-horsepowered 70's Detroit barge just to litter with them.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BUMPER-STICKER-BEAM-ME-UP-JESUS-9-x3-VINTAGE-1985-BLUE-W-WHITE-PRINT-/262338624002

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BUMPER-STICKER-CHRISTIAN-ON-BOARD-9-x3-VINTAGE-1985-YELLOW-W-BLACK-PRINT-/262356389718

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BUMPER-STICKER-I-LOVE-MY-FAMILY-9-x3-VINTAGE-1985-YELLOW-W-BLACK-PRINT-/252351479638

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BUMPER-STICKER-SURRENDER-LIKE-HELL-9-x3-VINTAGE-1988-American-Gag-Bag-inc-/181809333972

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Huge-Lot-of-Im-Catholic-I-Vote-Vintage-Bumper-Stickers-/121927801905

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vintage-Bumper-Sticker-I-WONT-GIVE-UP-MY-GUN-Political-NRA-Decal-/121155644105

[Squire_Dawson]

Those bumper stickers are class.

[UltraWomble]

For the boy racer with a PCP

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/351712189508?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649

[fordperv]

Stick on pierced robot nipples, brilliant

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

 

As far as I can gather, this makes your brake lights flash. It also adds a brake light to your dashboard, which is a useful visual indicator as to whether you are pressing the brake pedal or not. 

 

Check out the photo of the back of the box. 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/NOS-MIB-vtg-hazard-flasher-unit-mini-cooper-s-anglia-viva-Mk1-Cortina-victor-mgb-/322211584454

[Dippy]

Check out this sellers other items he has enough gofer trinkets to supply all Autoshite needs.

 

I can't do eBay links but love the risqué cigarette holder.

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

Oh shit, you're right. He's the FLEXO wipers guy. He appears to be reluctantly selling off a collection of unusual accessories. 

 

Look at these wind powered headlamp wipers. Guaranteed to reduce light output more than the dirt would!

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vtg-very-rare-centrifugal-headlight-wipers-mini-cooper-s-anglia-viva-Mk1-Cortina-/322210899536

[FakeConcern]

Stop those 20p pieces getting stuck under the handbrake (maybe)

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CAR-SEAT-GAP-STOPPER-LEAK-PROOF-STOP-PAD-FILLER-SPACER-MAT-DROP-CUSHION-ARMREST-/162041957585?fits=Car+Make%3AHonda%7CModel%3AS2000&var=461010178713&hash=item25ba740cd1:g:PncAAOSwBLlVKJmR&clk_rvr_id=1091345522477&afsrc=1&rmvSB=true

 

[C1am]

Get ready for winter.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Perfect-Solutions-ICE-SCRAPER-MITT-UNUSED-BOXED-/131951865189?hash=item1eb8f1ad65:g:EY8AAOSwfC9XOxZg