ebay 'BARGAINS'

[michiel]

Not eBay, but here's a thread about a Dutch garage owner claiming he knows what he's got and it will sell eventually, asking 1000s for the piles of rust on his forecourt... he's got a good location too, and lives off the money he made from selling a few barns and sheds apparently. A few samples (pics taken last weekend):

 

 

 

[outlaw118]

Thats almost my dream garage, although I don't think even I could handle that much....

[pogweasel]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Gorgeous-Much-Mod ... 0301310517

I do have some pictures - they are too high-quality to put on e-bay

"I'm not going to waste my pictures on that internet auction site in an effort to market my car, they are much too good for that"

[55bloke]

Not eBay, but here's a thread about a Dutch garage owner claiming he knows what he's got

What he's got is a bunch of what were once lovely old cars, and are now so rotten only a half wit would want them!

[AXrescuer]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Gorgeous-Much-Modified-Morris-Minor_W0QQitemZ170301310517

I do have some pictures - they are too high-quality to put on e-bay

"I'm not going to waste my pictures on that internet auction site in an effort to market my car, they are much too good for that"

Shame, I like a good dutch auction!

[Mr Lobster]

Not eBay, but here's a thread about a Dutch garage owner claiming he knows what he's got

What he's got is a bunch of what were once lovely old cars, and are now so rotten only a half wit would want them!

Some of the stuff that he has undercover looks ok, the stuff thats outside looks totally shagged though.

[Guest]

michiel's photo's are sad to see really-there was some good cars there once.

 

[Guest]

Nice - but 2 grand nice?

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Ford-Fiesta-Firef ... 0339992209

[Guest]

Nice - but 2 grand nice?

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Ford-Fiesta-Firef ... 0339992209

Just imagine what the laughingly named affordable classics who advertise in practical classics would ask for it though!!. Not much info in that ad though-so it wont sell anyway.

[Spottedlaurel]

Dutch garage has a Quintet! And one of those big-bumpered Stellars.

 

This isn't quite in the league of some of the bargains on this thread, but I think the buyer is optimistic...

 

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/NISSAN-BLUEBIRD-S ... 0030631049

 

The annoying blurb at the beginning of the listing is bad enough, but £695 for a Bluebird with over 100k, no tax and only six weeks or so MoT? OK, it's a decent-looking example but there's a reasonably specced, clean saloon with similar mileage and longer MoT but only £395 also listed this week. And mine with half the mileage, fair bit of tax and much longer MoT was less again...

 

Never mind, they'll all be worth £2000+ soon.

[CortinaDave]

I'd give him a tenner for the headlamp wash off his MK5, but thats it.Shame about the mk2 capri.. i love those

[Guest]

I wonder he shounds loike Goldmembah?

[andrew e]

BARGAIN JAYFOR - RESPEC' 2 DA POGZ

 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Ca va les cochons! Regardez cette petite collection de crottes de la route.

 

http://www.leboncoin.fr/vi/38699407.htm?ca=12_s

€450

 

http://www.leboncoin.fr/vi/38684719.htm?ca=12_s

€80

 

http://www.leboncoin.fr/vi/32302006.htm?ca=12_s

deux baignoles pour €400, Affaire!

 

http://www.leboncoin.fr/vi/38627044.htm?ca=12_s

IDEAL POUR LES LONGS TRAJETS, €850

 

http://www.leboncoin.fr/vi/26098189.htm?ca=12_s

tres bien entretenue, €850 (prix optimiste)

 

http://www.leboncoin.fr/vi/38519460.htm?ca=12_s

105TC, €400

 

http://www.leboncoin.fr/vi/38513709.htm?ca=12_s

voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir? €900

 

http://www.leboncoin.fr/vi/38474936.htm?ca=12_s

Qu'est-ce que c'est ce truc? €550

 

http://www.leboncoin.fr/vi/38443201.htm?ca=12_s

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG €800

[pompei]

Le Civic, est ce qu'il est dans le chateax_ Bolleaux?

[Mr_Bo11ox]

nah!Hey sorry all, this was supposed to go in the ebay tat thread not the bargain one.

[Guest]

:lol:That crud-covered Civic is borderline though!

[retrogeezer]

why?

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... %26otn%3D4

 

[pogweasel]

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[Mr_Bo11ox]

LOL, you gotta admit thats pretty amusing.

 

 

Car looks f##king appalling, I thought only minis, beetles and pikey limos got the old pink paint treatment? Would never have guessed a C5 would be in line for it! Horrific.

[Hertz]

why?

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... %26otn%3D4

 

WTF!!

 

The seller also has a very apt bargain plate to go with it:

 

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... otohosting

 

Why would you want to pay £1150 to have Dick He(ad) on your car, Jesus H.......

[Richard]

It doesn't even say DICK HE, it says D10KHE, great if your name is Diok.The woman in the C5 with her flaps out looks as if she's been in a terrible accident. There's no way the car's worth £2800 either, it's the moneypit 2.2 engine and you can get tidy examples that are newer and not pink for less.

[55bloke]

It is, of course, a pic of Jordan, photoshopped onto the shot of the car.

[55bloke]

A bit "after the event," I know, but sufficient of a bargain for inclusion, I think. My brother's latest purchase:

90K, F.S.H., MoT 'til Sept, new cam belt... £276.00!!

[michiel]

8000 euro for a Cournil (a what?? isn't it an ARO or something similar)?

 

 

This is an actual bargain, only 300 euro for a gorgeous Addax Attila from 1975:

 

[wuvvum]

8000 euro for a Cournil (a what?? isn't it an ARO or something similar)?

 

 

It's a UMM - early one by the look of it. Probably got the 2.1 Indenor engine out of the 504.

[michiel]

That's the one! Merci wuvvum.

[Guest]

 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Jeezus wept, what were they thinking of. Not only does that look shat, it appears to have been carried out to the lowest achievable standard.

[Father Ted]

Yeah, that looks a lovely place to be on a Friday night, I wonder if they have double diamond on draft?