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^^ The greater the insecurity, the greater the vehicle...

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...and the gopping Mpg figures.

 

m0rris

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To be fair the Suburban 6.5TD I had once wo do early twenties mpg without trying, as Tayne said these big old tanks are very unstressed.

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From what I can see the fool probably spent about £19899.99 of the £20k ruining it with a RHD conversion and the rest on stupidly large bits of stainless to make it sound shite too.

 

It's obviously owned by a retard, "VERY RARE combination of RHD AND DIESEL AND 2500 (The Best!!)" WTF? It's a big Yank truck with the wrong engine, converted to RHD just to make sure absolutely nobody who'd want something like this will buy it, and he's asking insane money for it.

 

I bet the dashboard is made from the nastiest bits of old tupperware out there, too.

Guest Leonard Hatred
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20MPG out of a county-spanning truck sounds pretty good, surely it's the right engine.

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20MPG out of a county-spanning truck sounds pretty good, surely it's the right engine.

 

You'd be surprised how ok on fuel some of the big petrol ones can be on a run. I've had 19 mpg average from a 6.7 V10 Excursion before now, without really trying, and that Triton V10 is a bloody nice engine - unlike every diesel.

 

Admittedly the thing did closer to 10 mpg in town, but hey, if you're gonna drive a bloody huge Yank truck in the UK you should be able to fuel it without going over to Dr Diesel's Dark Side.

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5 speed 230CE with aircon
ok...
Beautiful, rust free
Oh great!
slight surface rust in untreated areas underneath
Oh.
182,000 miles
Umm... well they do do plenty more
MOT until Feb 2nd
great
Price: £7,001
:|
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I was mildly amused by the £750 being asked for this rusty/battered shitbox Passat (2.0 petrol) with 150k on the clock

 

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http://retrorides.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=FSW&action=display&thread=104160

 

elec windows and mirrors

 

Drivers window and passenger rear window don't work.....

 

also the elec mirrors don't work.

 

I will bet £10 that the next owner of this car picks it up with a hydraulic grab thing.

Guest Leonard Hatred
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My mother always taught me that if I didn't have anything worth saying to not say anything at all....

 

"What a shitbox" is about the kindest thing one could say.

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It takes a real old nail to look that dismal after a quick wash.

 

Nice to see it has been given the scene "kiss of death", limiting its interest to scrap traders and people wanting a spares car. There's really no coming back for a car like that.

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Those passats are really quite nice to sit in. Never drove one but ive fixed a few.

 

Red hammerited steels and scruffy whitewall flaps on any 90s VW are a more certain prediction of impending bean can syndrome than white smoke on an S reg rover 400 with a big scrope all down the passenger side.

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Hey I need a Rootes fix and these magazines could be just the ticket.....!

 

:shock::shock:

 

I'm tempted to hit the buy it now and when they want me to pay go, "Oh I thought they were £8.99"

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My mother always taught me that if I didn't have anything worth saying to not say anything at all....

 

"What a shitbox" is about the kindest thing one could say.

 

 

How dare someone express their opinion on Retro Rides. Don't they know it's banned?

 

Think I know the person selling that Passat

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Sorry it's not a car but this must be right up there in the dreaming stakes...

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Oil-Paint-A-New-B ... 3475380249

 

 

...and it would appear Chelsea_Mandog_House_Of_Inequality_Mentallist_Antiques_Raymondo has an American cousin.

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$4M for a fairly average painting that a 1st year art student could knock up???????????????????? :shock:

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fook can I be arsed reading all those updates.....

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Regarding the Passat,

 

 

passenger rear door doesn't open from the outside, common problem on passats of this era and easily sorted if you're that way inclined.

 

12 months MOT

 

An MOT fail shirley?

 

I don't have much faith in the condition of a car where the owner CBA to repair doors that won't open.

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My Cambridge had a rear door that wouldn't open from the outside at the MOT and it escaped with an advisory. I think the situation is different with front doors though.

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fook can I be arsed reading all those updates.....

 

The condensed version = pretentious shit.

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