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Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

Felly Magic

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You can pick up Lotus Cortinas for less, fuck me sideways

Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

Felly Magic

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Half the size of a HY van, and a slight breeze will see it topple

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/London-Taxi-Cab-Wedding-Car-Photo-Booth-Business/132486644854

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This listing is for a full wedding car & photo booth business.
Which including; Car, Photo Booth, Website, Facebook page and bookings and deposits.

 

£19,995.00 BIN

 

If I had twenty bags, I couldn't blow them on this pile of shit quick enough.

 

Note: Models not included in sale and unsuitable for doing fake Taxi porn films.

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richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

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those Aston workshop chaps are as mad as a bag of cats

 

Nice complete and almost certainly genuine 1972 RRC - No MOT history at all, suspect this has been in a barn for at least a decade. but still a survivor and restorable.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Range-Rover-Suffix-3-Door-Project-/382380233422?hash=item5907a352ce

 

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£15 bags !!! 

 

they are not selling it as tidy nor have they even bothered to stick it through an MOT so I am probably right to assume that it is a project of the scale of the one I am going through.

 

Verdict 2-4bag project on a good day. unless of course it was owned by royalty or some other privileged folk

richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

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this though has to be the most optimistic

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rare-Concours-Restored-1965-Austin-Mini-Cooper-S-MK1-970cc-/162899054585?hash=item25ed8a4ff9

 

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Rare beast and all that and very nice resto though the seat coverings are ... baggy
 
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no mention of any concourse trophys
 
no race history and Paddy Hopkirk probably never saw it let alone sat on a chair near it
 
85 fucking bags
flat4alfa Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

flat4alfa

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The Hopkirk recreation 33 EJB went through Bonhams yet found £40k some while ago

 

All Cooper Minis in that red caracature will be hitting £100k by 2020. Probably.

richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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Check out what this fucking Dr White honkin' jam-rag fucking spunk-bubble is selling

 

Landrover Discovery Prototype Concept Classic

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Landrover-Discovery-Prototype-Concept-Classic/282845620215?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D49925%26meid%3D29cf4ec9edd14df3baaef36a189ba8ac%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D382379461207%26itm%3D282845620215&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851

 

4 bags for this utter abortion

 

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verdict - buy a running Navara and Disco of the same age for less

Datsuncog Rank: Talbot Tagora

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https://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/classic-cars/282844107655

 

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No pictures of the actual car, located in Cyprus, but the good news is that shipping is included in price of...

 

 

21 grand !!!

 

Ah, come on now: we'll assume that this is a pic of the actual car.

 

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Taken right in the middle of the vendor slipping on some spilt oil, cracking his head off the ground, and suffering serious delusions upon regaining consciousness that his car's worth £21k.

 

Still, a bag of frozen peas and a little lie-down and he should be fine by tea-time.

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Tadhg Tiogar Rank: Talbot Tagora

Tadhg Tiogar

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https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C962703

 

They want £7,995 for this but doesn't state what engine and spec it is. Not without entering the reg into some insurance database.

(I'm guessing it's a base spec)

It's a 1.3, and the VED ran out a couple of weeks ago. No info on MoT.....

richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

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for the price of a solid reliable* running car I invite you to think instead of this festering pile of jobby that has unknown engine faults and has been off the road since 2004 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/range-rover-classic/332559475210?_trkparms=aid%3D888007%26algo%3DDISC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D43782%26meid%3D5400162cd43940f4a66cfbc55d92ca7c%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D2%26sd%3D222849648288%26itm%3D332559475210&_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982

 

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