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dugong Rank: Renault 16

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Rather optomistic pricing with this Renault 5. Missing interior trim and rear seat belts so not much chance of it living past it's next mot

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/151181155831

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Right, so it's a trip to a scrapyard for some rear trim and belts. About £50 maximum even if you piss on the yard owner's dog. 

 

New shockers and springs - probably £100 from eBay. 

Not irredeemable, is it? I thought by the way it sat it might be some kind of Volvo Turbo powered sleeper. Alas no. It would have been worth £1250 if that were the case, as is about £400. 

outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Check out this beast!

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Perfect Patinaâ€Â

 

not badly rotten the surface rust and patina are perfect and it will need a patch to the front floor

Hmm, even a utter div like me could do that.....tell me moar.

 

There are various spare parts in the back of the vehicle

There must be a catch, it all looks sooo SUPER

 

there is no engine or gearbox but I do have an early Cadillac v8 at extra cost

Oh. Well I've got a pinto in my garage, GR2 4 driftin etc....

 

Starting bid:
£5,000.00
[ 0 bids ]

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/221328462868?ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1423.l2649

jonny69 Rank: Renault 16

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^^^I quite like the idea of that and I don't think 5000 bags is too far off the mark. Selling obscure things like that is always going to be dependent on the 'right' new owner coming along at the right time. I suppose it depends what it gets bid up to :D

overrun Rank: Renault 16

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^^^I quite like the idea of that and I don't think 5000 bags is too far off the mark. Selling obscure things like that is always going to be dependent on the 'right' new owner coming along at the right time. I suppose it depends what it gets bid up to :D

 

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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http://retrorides.proboards.com/thread/159683/1980-golf-miles-florida-essex

 

Check this guy out, asking FOUR GRAND for this!!!!! Its an 1100cc petrol ffs!!! And, get this:

 

 

 

Its currently sat on 14x7 and 14x8 compomotive cx350 3 piece wheels.......
i am going to keep them but what i will do is include another set of the same wheels which will need to be refurbished and built up. All the bits are there to do it but i thought you can choose the centre colour etc

 

My, how generous of you!

 

What a fucking twat. Astonishingly no-one has bought it so its come wanging down to 2750 or offers! I reckon if/when he does finally sell it he'll be £800-£1000 better off.

brickwall Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Lovely car but FFS, that guy better sign himself into an institution.

phil_lihp Rank: Lancia Gamma

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I'm going to give Volvo seller the benefit of the doubt and assume he's put an extra 0 in there accidentally.

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Pillock Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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"BAD HELTH" causes sale of this £8000 Mini Mayfair...

 

8 bags for a Mini? That'll be BAD MENTLE HELTH.

purplebargeken Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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All this melted Smart Car can be your very own for 2 grand.

The ad says he may break it. I am tempted to suggest to him that it already is rather broken and that he really should restart his prescribed medication before compiling car ads. 

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