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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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Did we have that one yet?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Triumph-Acclaim-From-a-Time-Capsule-/290986138779

$T2eC16N,!ykFIelv8bBKBSRV2nooGg~~60_57.J

 

$%28KGrHqNHJCEFIui-9pqIBSRV2oHTfQ~~60_57

 

$T2eC16F,!%29kFIefBGVQiBSRV2n8ffQ~~60_57

 

 

From a Time Capsule !!

 

Yes, you could say that.

 

 

Mileage:

2,200

 

Unbelievable!

 

 

This really is a rare find... A totally original car,in the condition it was in when it left the showroom.
Complete with all the MOT & service history from the supplying dealer.

 

Fantastic!

 

 

Has been carefully stored since 1995.

 

Obviously!

 

It's truly exceptional, really, really nice, I think it's well worth a hefty premium over the usual market value.

How does £2,500 sound?

 

 

Classified ad price: £4,950.00

 

What???

 

Nah, man. It's not a Bentley after all.

outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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OSF Taxed.
$T2eC16FHJFwFFZ4)f,ZcBSQMy8LGog~~60_35.J

 

escort mk2 1100 populer project

You know the old saying about infinite monkeys and typewriters, and Shakespeare? This advert appears to have been submitted by the 238th most intelligent monkey after using a typewriter for less than 2 hours.

 

£1175. Won't somebody think of the childeren?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mk-2-escort-1100-populer-/321230375775?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4acad28b5f

 

Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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Get a load of this joker. Firstly, this is the best snap...

 

$(KGrHqF,!n0FJLrZGF(TBSY,73GHFw~~60_12.J

 

Secondly there's this...

 

 

Classified ad price:

£5,995.00

 

and finally, for the ultimate piss take...

 

Please arrange to collect the within 3 days of auction close..... We can only hold the car for longer if it is paid for in full or storage charges will apply at £15.00 per day.

 

Verdict: GET BENT

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1992-VOLVO-240-SE-RED-1-owner-in-great-original-condition-MOT-Spare-keys-/290998884854

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cobblers Rank: Isuzu Florian

cobblers

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I've asked the seller if he would do a part X for that actual Aston, with cash my way.

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Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

Negative Creep

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Has to be said that it isn't the most tragic replica I've ever seen

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brickwall Rank: Lancia Gamma

brickwall

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It is a fine replica but who'd buy a fake anything for more than the real thing.

HillmanImp Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

HillmanImp

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Escort RS Turbo

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Escort-Mk-1-Rs-Turbo-Ford-project-car-Rs-owners-orange-/290947986276

 

I notice that the main picture seems to be a photo of a photo of it circa 1995. So here is a photo of the photo of a photo of it circa 1995.

 

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Here is what it looks like now:

 

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Believed to have had over £19000 pounds spent in 1989

 

Ah so that's why you are asking £6k for it? Dreamer.

saucedoctor Rank: Renault 16

saucedoctor

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My ex-bird didn't pay a lot more than that for an actual, real Vanquish. £33k lifted it.

M'coli Rank: Isuzu Florian

M'coli

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I'm sure it's lovely:

$(KGrHqQOKosFHm0s+Qk+BR95hkiZog~~60_57.J

 

But with 59K on the clock - not 59, but fifty-nine-fucking-thousand-miles - it must be the only galvanised-shell-from-the-factory to warrant £3495? :eek: :eek: :eek::shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

It's only a 1.1 GTA - I don't think a multipoint GTi would be worth that.

cobblers Rank: Isuzu Florian

cobblers

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Someone on here's mate owned that or something, and sold it for about £300 or something like that It's also had a front ender, apparently it's nowt special.

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HillmanImp Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

HillmanImp

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"ARMY SHOW STOPPER" Jeep Cherokee.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/JEEP-CHEROKEE-ARMY-SHOW-STOPPER-LPG-4X4-NO-SWAP-WHY-/171152718616

 

$(KGrHqJ,!o4FJ,yttYnIBSYVg75zqw~~60_12.J

 

OR JUST TO ENJOY AND TAKE TO THE SHOWS IT HAS NEVER BEEN TO ONE SO NOBODY HAS SEEN IT YET

 

I thought you said it was a show stopper?

 

THERE HAS BEEN MANY HOURS AND THOUSANDS OF ££££'S SPENT ON MAKING THIS SHOW STOPPING 4X4.

 

Quit with the show stopping. We have established its never been to a show. What have you spent these many thousands on then?

 

THE MINI GUN ONTOP WAS IMPORTED FROM AMERICA AND IS A PLASTIC TOY THE BAZUKA TUBES ON EITHER SIDE OF THE GUN ARE ACTUALLY FISHING CASES

 

I see. 

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overrun Rank: Renault 16

overrun

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The mini gun (idea) is pretty cool, imo.

 

GR29 4 COP ATTENSHUN

meggersdog Rank: Renault 16

meggersdog

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So that Moke seller restored it in Aylesbury then shipped it to North Caroliner, advertised it on the ebay uk site and is willing to ship to Southampton via South Caroliner.

Verdict= mentalist

outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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This may not be the right place for it, but it's a shit load of money, and i'd quite like it.

4101585.jpgIt's in Australia, "never raced or rallied" and £75k. And we thought Fords were expensive!! Lotto win= Would.

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C440037#

Wilko220 Rank: Renault 16

Wilko220

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That's incredible. Is a "timewarp" Mk1 Cav, or even Victor, worth five grand yet?

Pillock Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Pillock

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That Cav looks wrong. Is orange indicators and that painted grille a factory combo? I've got it into my head that when they went to a painted grille facelift, the indicators went clear. Or maybe it's the seemingly shocking paint match between wing and door.

M'coli Rank: Isuzu Florian

M'coli

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Nah, that's early/mid lights on an late car.

 

It's also Nordic Blue,not china blue...here's mine.

May08008.jpg

 

...with 200kg of lead-acid battery in the boot...!

 

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