ebay 'BARGAINS'

[John F]

Surely the weird thing is that he's already spent more than its value in ebay listing fees?

[trigger]

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C419213
 

 

 

 

IF YOUR LOOKING AT THIS ADVERT THEN YOU KNOW WHAT THIS CAR IS ALL ABOUT, THIS CARS VALUE WILL ONLY GO UP NOT DOWN. IN A FEW YEARS IT WILL BE WORTH SOME GOOD MONEY. MOT/TAX TILL 2014. SO NO SILLY OFFERS

Price: Ã‚£35000 Or near offer

[Mr Livered]

Price: Ã‚£35000 Or near offer

 

Dear God! I had to go back and count those zeros again, just to make sure.

 

Maybe one of them was added accidentally... it wouldn't be cheap even at £3,500, unless there's something I don't know about that justifies the exorbitant price. Which is what the seller implies in the description:

 

 

 

This car has become a legend in its own lifetime and values have gone stratospheric, for what is essentially a fairly unique Japanese coupe.

[Spiny Norman]

I'm not that well up on Japshite, but isn't this exactly the same type of car, in nice nick for less than 10% of the price?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-TOYOTA-COROLLA-GT-16V-RED-TWIN-CAM-AE86-AE92-GTI-FULL-SERVICE-/221275589935?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item33850d8d2f

 

[Mr Livered]

Looks like it, Mr Hawk, yes. Same year too.

[Bucketeer]

Moskvich 407 with a BIN of 9500 pounds.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Moskvich-407-/261273377935?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3cd51b5c8f

 

 

 

Or for those who like a bit less $bumrape, buy the exact same car direct from here in sunny Bulgaria for the equivalent of around 1175 pounds.

 

http://nfs.mobile.bg/pcgi/mobile.cgi?topmenu=1&act=4&adv=11376240734334995&f1=details&slink=3x6d1c

[Spiny Norman]

Holy fuck is this boy on meth?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Porsche-Carrera-GT-/161097116118?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item258222e9d6

 

 

 

no one has ever guess that this is a replica.

 

ORLY??

 

[Ghosty]

At first glance I thought that was a Marcos thingy...

[srad34]

Holy fuck is this boy on meth?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Porsche-Carrera-GT-/161097116118?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item258222e9d6

 

 

 

ORLY??

 

 

 

Jebus, has it got 14" alloys on it??

Incidentally who would pay as much as he claims for an MR2 Lambo replica - They are shite too.

IMO, if you can't afford the original, don't bother.... 

[Junkman]

 

Finished in porsche white

 

Could have sworn it's the very same white they painted my fuggin fridge with.

[jakebullet]

Unfinished project, just needs tiny things fixing that he can't be arsed to do, cos it's easily worth 4K innit?

 

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=281160183918

[overrun]

"Too much to list"

 

This used to have relevance when you were limited to a small paragraph of text in the local rag.

On an ebay listing with no character limit, it is just fucking laziness at the extreme.

 

If you can't be arsed to write it down, can you actually be arsed to tell me over the phone, or be arsed to be in the house when (if) I wanted to view?

 

It paints such a shit picture, as we all know. MONGS

[Junkman]

Bargain of the century?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-FALCON-XB-GT-500-COUPE-6-5-V8-INTERCEPTOR-MAD-MAX-1974-BLACK/290923987811

 

I mean, there is not a lot of choice out there for 70 bags, is it?

[John F]

80 bags, even, bar a fiver. Personally, I wouldn't give them the £995 for it.

 

Even more laughable is that they've fitted fibreglass components to this obvious fat bastard of a vehicle - seriously, why bother?

[Junkman]

To make it OMGMADMONG style.

 

Madmaxing these apparently is the Oz equivalent to trotterising Reliants.

[outlaw118]

OMGKITKARKAOS!! Check out this "Arfer" (Arfer mini, arfer Cortina)

It's nicely done, I'll give you that......

BUT £36,500!!! Shome mishtake shurley?

http://i.ebayimg.com/t/Classic-BEAUFORD-replica-of-a-Duesenberg-P-Type-/00/$T2eC16F,!ygE9s7HHghgBRN1T(!mRg~~_35.JPG

[outlaw118]

To quote the (alleged) Beardy Kiddie-Fiddler, "Can You Guess What It Is Yet?"

Looking good from this angle.....

Hmmmm, nice leather and shizz.....

And now it appears to have gone to shit.

 

YOU GET ALL THE THRILL OF A FERRARI BUT WITHOUT THE COST

No, you don't. It's an MR2. And it's a starting bid of £16,500. Donkeyblower.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FERRARI-F430-REPLICA-/281160063109?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4176721885

[hairnet]

theres one of those parked on the road near where me old man lives - looks ok from a distance......

 

properly spaced all round tho

[outlaw118]

This is seriously nice, but I have no idea what sort of coin these are worth.

Obviously an Austin 3 litre - (is this a land lobster?)

This one is £10,995 classified. If my numbers come up. this will be on the list, but until then....

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-3-Litre-Automatic-Stunning-/221279852293?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item33854e9705

[outlaw118]

Fred to the beige courtesy phone please.....
I mean it's bloody nice, but not keen on the paint.

Not keen on the price either....£15,995.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Transit-MK1-in-mint-condition-/290969813959?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item43bf2703c7

[vulgalour]

The Austin 3 Litre is the only car my Dad and I agree on and would happily own.  It's special for other reasons too.  To date I've seen 3 in the real world in my lifetime, I doubt I'll see more.

[outlaw118]

From the same chappie bloke....

Really nice, in fact all of his stock looks lovely, slightly odd prices attached (£1m ono for an E type....) This is £10,995.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Fiesta-Supersport-/290967205543?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item43beff36a7

[outlaw118]

Want a new Rangie, but don't want to be compared to a footballer?

Step right this way Sir....

It's a 1993 (hence why it's in this thread) but all is not what it seems. It's totes amazeballs dude! (That's what da kidz say innit?) Have a look at the spec, and then seriously, would you rather have a new one? At £89,750, a smidge more than a new Autobiography, but who cares?

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1993-Range-Rover-2-Door-Classic-4-8iSE-CONCOURS-RESTORATION-MODERNISED-/261282764492?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3cd5aa96cc

[Mr_Bo11ox]

I'd 100% defo rather have a new one, £90k is totally absurd.

[dollywobbler]

The most ridiculous thing is the colour. For £90k, I'd expect some! A nice dark metallic brown would work nicely I suspect, but that'd probably be extra...

[outlaw118]

 

building the car to your specification.

Agreed, not keen on white, but they'll pretty much built / paint one in whatever spec or colour you'd want.

And Reg, we'll have to agree to disagree on this - not that I'm in a position to have to make this decision!!

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2004-LEADLEY-CHARABANC-RED-Similar-to-Fleur-de-lys-Asquith-Homark-Classic-Car-/290963110326

 

£24,000.00

[Negative Creep]

Nothing need be added here. well aside from the reports of OMG HGF have vanished from the description

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-PEUGEOT-405-1-6-Style-/321206993011?ssPageName=ADME:B:WNARL:GB:1120

[autofive]

Nothing need be added here. well aside from the reports of OMG HGF have vanished from the description

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-PEUGEOT-405-1-6-Style-/321206993011?ssPageName=ADME:B:WNARL:GB:1120

on watching list

 

 

notice his recent feedback?

 

http://feedback.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback2&userid=car_mad23&&_trksid=p2047675.l2560&rt=nc&iid=321206993011&sspagename=VIP:feedback&ftab=FeedbackAsSeller

[HillmanImp]

Holy fuck is this boy on meth?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Porsche-Carrera-GT-/161097116118?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item258222e9d6

 

 

 

ORLY??

 

 

 

That is fucking SHIT. And it has a slow puncture. He is charging £35k for a car which would sell for £700 if it was original (which 99.9% of the population would think looked better) and he cant be arsed getting a new tyre for it. 

 

What a total and absolute (possibly mentally retarded) cunt.