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cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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I don't hate that 8 series other than the spoiler and the tints. It's a bit different init and you can always peel it off.

 

This is a lie though

 

 

it is an almost exact replica of BMW's ART CAR which raced at the LE MANS 24 hour race in 2010 designed by the french artist Jeff Knoons.

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Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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I can only assume that, in light of flooded market conditions for Trotterised Reliant Rialtos etc, this is the new way forward for the man who wants a zany classic...

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-Austin-Mini-MR-BEAN-CAR-CLASSIC-CAR-72-000-MIES-/261136082416?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3cccec65f0

 

This £2,500 Mini is, miraculously, still for sale despite the motor trader's generous offer of:

 

 

 

CAN MOT IF NEEDED

 

Oh yeah, I guess you could do that. It might come in handy for, I don't know, driving it home or something. 

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Micrashed Rank: Renault 16

Micrashed

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^^^"Jump Leads", ithink they claim to be a Olov specialist too.

Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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safe family car

 

*ploughs clean through it in blue Modus*

Rusty Pelican Rank: Renault 16

Rusty Pelican

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^^^^^ Twats painted it satin black , pics to follow ,

Not sure i even want to look as wanting to issue pain to  the bloke isnt a good idea 

RedSparrow Rank: Renault 16

RedSparrow

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Twats painted it satin black

 

 

Naturally, what else did you expect from someone who thinks a car looks good like that?

Sigmund Fraud Rank: Renault 16

Sigmund Fraud

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Autobahn Police? LOL

 

£24,000? ROFLOLMFAO

 

"a real crowd puller, you will indeed become famous overnight on the VW scene!"

 

This quote alone is enough to convince* me that this contraption is worth 10K more than, say, an SM !

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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I drove past the showroom this car is at today and actually thought I was imagining things. I wasn't, it IS £14,000.

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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14 large for a 4-dr LHD escort? What a cockhouse. He'll have paid 1500€ for that.

EssDeeWon Rank: Renault 16

EssDeeWon

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While were checking out some OMG scene tax chod;

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Fiesta-Supersport-/290946633905?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item43bdc550b1

 

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  "It surprises me the way these are currently so undervalued"

 

So you thought you'd wack yours up for £11k eh? Yeah why not crank up the scene tax on a model people aren't paying top money for at the moment. After all Ã‚£5-6k is peanuts for one of these right?

face Rank: Renault 16

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The price of that Supersport is fucking ridiculous.

 

But....just look at it :wub:

EssDeeWon Rank: Renault 16

EssDeeWon

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Do you think he'd knock off the £95 and except £10,900 this weekend?

brickwall Rank: Lancia Gamma

brickwall

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ANother case of: "It's beautiful, but it ain't gold plated!".

EssDeeWon Rank: Renault 16

EssDeeWon

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There needs to be a website just for all these dealers selling classics at inflated prices, how about Tryingmyluck.co.uk ? Dreamland-dealers.co.uk ? or Tat4topdollar.com ?

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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There needs to be a website just for all these dealers selling classics at inflated prices, how about Tryingmyluck.co.uk ? Dreamland-dealers.co.uk ? or Tat4topdollar.com ?

 

Now there you could indeed be onto a growing niche market.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Do you think he'd knock off the £95 and except £10,900 this weekend?

 

I expect he might accept that, except he might respect his right to reject. 

HillmanImp Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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There needs to be a website just for all these dealers selling classics at inflated prices, how about Tryingmyluck.co.uk ? Dreamland-dealers.co.uk ? or Tat4topdollar.com ?

 

How about 'MoneyLaunderers-R-us.co.uk'

 

WE HAVE THE CAR UP FOR £8K, YOU BUY IT FROM US AT THE REASONABLE PRICE OF £5K WHICH THE CAR IS ACTUALLY WORTH, WE RUN IT THROUGH THE BOOKS AT THE £8K FIGURE HANDILY PUTTING THROUGH SOME OF THE MONEY I HAVE MADE SELLING HEAVILY CUT COKE TO KIDS WHO THINK THEY ARE GANGSTERS! EVERYONE IS A WINNA!

cobblers Rank: Isuzu Florian

cobblers

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The very naive lad at work was telling me how his birds dad "lends people money and has to repossess cars sometimes". I suggested that he was probably a dodgy loanshark and the lad wasn;'t sure what I meant....

 

Anyway he was going on about all these cars his birds dad has repossessed and they all sold on this obscure auction website for a few % of the real value (2009 seat leon cupra for £350)  etc and how upset he must be to get such crap money for them.

 

Clearly the auctions are rigged and he's pocketing a 4/5 grand on each sale, while the person who got their car repo's still owes loads of money.

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